Part 26


Last time we reached Burmecia and progressed all the way to the castle itself. Ahead lies the King of Burmecia, likely in danger with his life and the future of his people in the balance. It's completely possible our being here could change the fate of an entire war.

So naturally I'm going to leave to do some last-minute side questing.


First, we got a Kupo Nut for delivering a letter about Stiltzkin to a moogle that was already standing in the same room as Stiltzkin.


Each time you deliver a Kupo Nut, you randomly get a Tent, Ether, or Phoenix Pinion. The exception is the first time you deliver one during certain points, mainly during different discs (though disc 2's reward isn't available for awhile, which is why I go ahead and spend it now). You can only hold one Kupo Nut at a time, so might as well spend them when you get a chance to grab more.



Also as mentioned in the thread, you can loot this guy for bells. I forgot to unlock the central door my last trip here, which made the return a bit longer than necessary. At least the way back will be quick.

Next up, Qu's Marsh. The frogs have had a chance to repopulate.




It's a good idea to do so if you left frogs to breed because if you do, you'll likely get the next reward from Quale. It requires eight frogs to hit.



The Silk Robe is a nice boost up defense-wise for the mages, but it also teaches Loudmouth, which prevents Silence (obviously very useful for a mage) and Ability Up, which doubles all AP gained, which is great for obvious reasons. I give this to Quina since the creature that makes it a fucking pain in the ass to use pronouns for has more expensive abilities, though Vivi is definitely not a bad option either.


The other big thing is Chocobo Hot and Cold, as the Reef ability gives us two more treasures we can reach in the Lindblum area. This one is on an island close to the Chocobo Forest.

4 Remedies, 2 Elixirs, 8 Rising Sun, and the Oak Staff. The other items are great as-is (the Rising Suns being a throw-only weapon, and also we'll be getting a character with Throw sorry spoilers), but the Oak Staff...

Bio is stronger than the -ra spells (42 spell strength to their 29), being non-elemental with a 20% chance of inflicting poison status. Drain is just barely stronger than a -ra spell at 32 strength, but of course has the whole "absorb HP" aspect to it. Stop is a straight-up 40% chance of inflicting the Stop status. This seems pretty lame until you realize Stop doesn't wear off in this game, making Stop essentially an instant death spell (albeit one that doesn't give rewards other than AP). Definitely wielding this after I learn Blizzara (Thundara will have to wait).

This one is near the Lindblum City/Qu's Marsh area on the west side.

8 Potions, 4 Phoenix Downs, 3 Ethers, and a Magician Robe.

This robe gives some nice stat boosts and a couple abilities. Auto-Potion has a character automaticlly use a Potion (or Hi-Potion if you have none) whenever you take damage. Pretty wasteful at this point of the game, though it's probably not too bad for bosses right now since we don't have a White Mage. MP +10% boosts a character's MP by 10%, though oddly Vivi can't learn it.

Oh yeah and I'm over 100k gil. I'm also probably overleveled as hell and have spent ten hours alone doing various sidequest stuff and various other dickery. Oh well.


Alright, we're all caught up. Let's finish things off.




Might as well exhaust all the options. Talk to her:


No luck. Hey, it's been over ten seconds since Zidane thought about girls, let's wonder about Dagger:

Alright let's leave her alone.













Quina has other priorities.






















RAIN SOUNDS




Freya's driving motivations, and the reason she abandoned Burmecia in the first place, was to find her missing love. Even all these years later the memories still eat up at her, and after abandoning her home to find him she felt too ashamed to come back, at least until now. Freya's issues are pretty clear-cut but still deep enough to give her some substance.






This guy has the hair of Sephiroth, the theatricality of Kefka, the androgyny of Emperor Mateus, and the utter glee from being evil of Exdeath.

Meet Kuja, the man behind the black mages and very likely the main villain of this game.





























You can almost hear the guy shitting his pants when he finds out this is fucking Beatrix.









For the final battle of Disc 1, we're going up against Beatrix herself.
Now, the game's been hyping up how fucking powerful and scary Beatrix is. Like, everyone so far has said she's essentially Death Incarnate.



AND THEY AREN'T FUCKING KIDDING. Beatrix can easily one-shot a person if she feels like it. And just to make her seem even more badass, that move is Shock, i.e. that totally badass move General Leo uses in the one battle you get to play as him in FF6 (though suddenly nobody gives a shit about the move once you can have Gau use it, go figure).

Beatrix is a monster. Luckily, you don't have to actually bring Beatrix down to 0HP, but simply survive for a set amount of time. That said, she has 3360HP you can burn through to trigger the end of battle.

She has steals, of course. The Chain Plate is an armor upgrade for Zidane that teaches Devil Killer, which boosts damage against demon enemies. She also has a Mythril Sword upgrade for Steiner but that's in the absurd Rare slot, which means a 1/256 chance of actually getting it so fuck that.


The one saving grace is that Beatrix is vulnerable to Slow, so definitely take advantage of that.


She can also use Thunder Slash, which is nice if she hits the person wearing the Coral Ring.


Regen's actually not that useful here since Beatrix one-shots people anyway but what the hell.
Once I get the Chain Plate I decide to kick Beatrix's ass because why not.



Quina's best offense is Pumpkin Head since it's Max - Current HP and Quina has nothing better to do anyway.


Vivi, well, yeah.

And though Freya's Lancer isn't as impressive, it's still a good damage option since I put everyone in the back row for this fight.
With my busted offense, Beatrix is taken care of easily.

Wait, no, Beatrix instead gets tired of playing with us and decides to end this shit.

Sorry for the janky frame rate, had to do it for file size reasons.









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-oWHjuAePY

So after all that...



Things went poorly.


Kuja manages to simulatenously gloat and look so handsome.

Oh and he has a dragon steed conveniently off-screen.

Until we meet again, Thong-Man.
