Part 4: Mooned by a Fatty

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We begin our update today

with something utterly ridiculous.






Look, I know their theme is cool, but just what.



"... Sort of"
"What's the matter"
"There are overly-sensitive UK people in this thread"
"Ah. That is a problem."






Now, how the fuck you got "Princess Garnet has run off with the Royal Pendant" from "a veritable emergency of terrible urgency," I will never know.






(Something about searching for the princess at once)

Huihui is an uncommon Hawaiian surname, even more so considering that Hawaiian surnames are uncommon in the first place.


"ASSEMBLE!"


If they're half as competent as you seem to be, probably slacking off somewhere.


Now what's the first thing you would think if you saw two of your underlings run out of the barracks in their skivvies.


And they even went to the trouble of making a tall and lanky model, and a fat and short model. I'm also fairly certain those heads are unique and are not used on any other NPCs in the game.




Maika'i NPCs: 5. And he has only been referenced thus far.

If you check the wall, you can read a list of the Knights of Pluto.

We will be finding everyone, of course.

k time to get to searching for the princess

good job huihui


The guy toward the bottom-left over there is one of our knights. I would like to round him up, but he is specifically programmed to run around this room away from where you are currently standing, and will run away from you if you're moving to cut him off and he reaches one of those hallways.


Suuuuure.


What a lazy bum. Incidentally, you can also taste from one of the dishes in this room.

Run down into the library and...

Maika'i NPCs: 6, and Laudo is so awesome that this is basically his only line of text in the entire game and he is one of my favorite video game characters ever.


"I really want to let you go... but now is not the time!"



It was here that I remembered that I had to do something.



For those who don't know, this is one of only two Moonstones you can get in the game. You might be able to get a third, but I think you have to lose the Festival of the Hunt to do it, and even then I think you get an Emerald.

Now, back to business.

You are missing some quality acting, surely.






Then he runs off shouting about his fury or something.


Strange, everybody else had a name up to this point.


Ahh, it's the infamous Weimar.




well if you bang one of them the others might stop asking you

And now, we enter the tower where Weimar was chatting her up and go up the spire.





Breireicht is such a cool dude.


"Of course! All knights will obey!
Hm? Was there an extra one...?"












This is, by the way, extremely important information, and you will not even think about it for another twenty hours of playing.


The Elixir is a nice bonus, of course.


So I've been sick lately and it was a respiratory affliction. I am usually very much in shape walking two miles a day, but I went back to class when I was generally better and, lo and behold, can I relate to his plight. The better part of a week of lying around and having your lungs ravaged can do a number on your stamina.










A pretty ubiquitous FMV, have at you some more Youtube.


Poor guy, I hope he's


EVERYONE FUCKING DIED GO EAT A DICK EPSXE