Part 60: Episode LII: Weigh My Options

Following the bizarre ass afterlife escape attempt by the former Guado Maester the party discusses what the fuck that was all about. We are given the option of letting Tidus interject with his opinion. But it is well established at this point that Tidus’ opinion is about as useful as an asshole on my elbow so let’s just let the people that actually live in Spira at length talk, eh?




So basically Jyscal got murdered. Probably by a Guado if I had to bet on it... There are exactly two named Guado at this point, Tromell and Seymour. I’ll just leave those facts as they are and let you folks draw a conclusion. Use spoiler tags about it probably being SEYMOUR IS A VILLAIN, CHRIST!

Guadosalam

Anyhow, the Guado in and around the entrance to the Farplane want us to shut right the fuck up about the old leader of the race trying to work his way out of the afterlife possibly for vengeance filled reasons. That is fairly reasonable. As far as Tidus is concerned, he has another round of cutscene hunting ahead. This time it is a matter of returning to the area in front of Seymour’s Pad.

Yuna turns toward Seymour’s joint…

Yuna ignores Yuna and wanders off. Man that is NOT a good idea, kiddo. Auron clearly has access to the script and is the only one who knows his shit in this narrative.

In any case, the party disperses at this point. Wakka and Kimahri wander off to talk about… hell that is even harder to determine than Auron and Rikku chatting alone… And then Tidus and *AFFECTION MECHANIC* wander off to talk privately. Remember when I mentioned that ‘bout 30 updates ago? This is one of like… three points where scenes actually vary. At this point either Lulu or Rikku can decide to go wander off to chat with Tidus. Except there is about a 99% chance it will be Lulu since Rikku only joined about an hour worth of game time ago and you literally have to have never once healed Lulu with Tidus or first spoken with Lulu in any downtime scene prior to Rikku’s joining to get the alternate version of the scene.

I’ll hack my save at a later time to show off the Rikku version of this scene. But for continuity sake, let’s just progress with Lulu…












Welp that conversation abruptly ends leaving us with another “hunt the progress” chat. Spoilers: It’s with Lulu again.






Spoilers Tidus: The female lead might like you!
Another round of “Find the Cutscene” ensues…









Lulu begins walking away…

We can choose Tidus’ response here. But using the magic of editing we can take a look at all three replies real quick. You decide which one is your personal canon!







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Time for the final round of cutscene hunting. To trigger the end of our Guadosalam stay we must hang a left a bit in front of Seymour’s pad toward the next map. There we run into…













And tell the others he does. I guess Yuna would have just wandered in circles all day asking if anyone was home if Seymour’s absence was not brought to the party’s attention. Speaking of Yuna…






A short while later…















And with that our stay in Guadosalam has reached its end. But we’re not quite finished here. You heard our next destination: Macalania Temple. And with a temple comes another Cloister of Trials (

Macalania Temple holds the series summon staple Shiva. What is a Shiva?
Wikipedia posted:
Shiva is a major Hindu deity, and is the Destroyer or Transformer among the Trimurti, the Hindu Trinity of the primary aspects of the divine. He is regarded as the most powerful god in Hinduism. In the Shaiva tradition of Hinduism, Shiva is the Supreme God and has five important works: creator, preserver, destroyer, concealer, and revealer (to bless). In the Smarta tradition, he is regarded as one of the five primary forms of God. Followers of Hinduism who focus their worship upon Shiva are called Shaivites or Shaivas (Sanskrit Śaiva), one of the three most influential denominations in Hinduism.
Shiva is usually worshipped in the aniconic form of lingam. He is described as an omniscient yogi, who lives an ascetic life on Mount Kailash, as well as a householder with a wife Parvati, and two sons, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Shiva has many benevolent as well as fearsome forms. He is often depicted as immersed in deep meditation, with his wife and children or as the Cosmic Dancer. In fierce aspects, he is often depicted slaying demons.
So the biggest badass god in the Hindu religion. Final Fantasy’s version…?

A half-naked blue ice chick. Yeah… you got me… It has been that since its first appearance in Final Fantasy III. Anyhow, this thing needs a name.
Let's review the boundaries...
- We’ve only got EIGHT spaces to work with here. So no names over eight spaces!
- Suggestions must be BOLDED to make my life easier. If you don't bold it, I'm not going to acknowledge it.
- No naming it dongs or any variations thereof.
- No puns! We used a pun name last time! And there’s ten billion ice/snow puns out there thanks to Batman and Robin existing. Puns are officially on ice. Think of something else!
- No using other summons' names. From this game or previous titles. That's just confusing.

Well then, get to it!



Episode 51-2 Highlight Reel


Lulu Portrait – Who the hell is manufacturing purple lipstick and eye shadow in Spira…?