Part 765: Robin A

Good, you're here. Let's get started, shall we? First, I have something for you.

What is it? A weight machine? A new practice sword? A fencin' dummy?

It's a bowl of my secret soup!

What the hey does soup have to do with buildin' my cannons?

It's a key part of the program. Now eat the whole bowl, please.

Soup ain't gonna do nothin' for nobody! ...Unless you put secret stuff in here, yeah?

Only if you consider carrots, turnips, leeks, and pig trotters "secret stuff."

Just regular soup, huh? All right. Down the hatch, I guess... *slurp*EEEEEEEEW! What in blazes?! This tastes horrible!

Oh, it's not that bad. ...There must be some reason you're still eating it, right?

*Slurp* It's kinda... addictive... even though... *slurp* ...it ain't tastin' better.

You know why? Because it's full of nutrients that your body's been craving.

*Slurp* Yeah?

That's right. I analyzed your likes and dislikes to customize the recipe for you.

It wasn't easy, either. I was up half the night working on it.

Well, ain't you a peach? *sluuuuuurp*

My pleasure. If you want results, sometimes you just have to work hard. All I ask in return is that you finish all of it... and there we are. All done!

Oh, yeah. I couldn't stop eating it...

Well, Brady, I'm impressed.

I'll make another batch right away. We'll fix your nutritional problems yet!

Heck, if eatin' that stuff will make me strong, I'll take a whole barrel!