Part 816: Robin A

Robin?

Yes, Severa? What can I do for you?

You remember when you asked if I was mad at you or... someone else?

Of course. But look, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.

No, it's all right. I kind of do. I'm thinking you might understand. I mean, you probably know this already, but you reminded me of... my mother.

Yes, I see...

It's just that you're both so clever and smart and good at everything you do! And then there's little old me. I haven't done squat.

But you don't hate your mother, do you?

No! Of course not!

...It's just that whenever I see her, I can't help thinking how wretched I am. She's strong, noble, articulate, beautiful, and admired by everyone and their horse. Oh! Oh! AND she's kind and considerate and not in the slightest bit vain! Do you realize how hard it is being the daughter of Her Royal Perfectness? I guess I should just get used to being pathetic, huh?

You have you own virtues, Severa. For one, you have a kind heart.

Pffft. Yeah, right.

Think about it. You were reluctant to talk about this on account of MY feelings.

.....

You know I have no memories of my parents or childhood... That's why you hesitated to complain about your own mother. Because you didn't want to inadvertently hurt my feelings. ...Am I right?

What? NO! Who could possibly think that far ahead?!

Heh. Who's being modest now, Severa?

Look, I'm serious. All that stuff about your parents never occurred to me.

Your eyes get so big and earnest when you're telling a lie. Did you know that?

ARRRGH!

You've got a heart of gold, Severa. ...I hope you'll allow me to be your friend.

All right, fine! FINE! You wanna think I planned all that? Go ahead. Just stop talking about how nice I am! It's so embarrassing... Gawds!