Part 839: Robin B

*Yawn* What a great rampage... I'm going to sleep well tonight!

I don't think I've ever seen anything so terrifying in all my life... Dragons are ferocious beasts when they want to be!

I bet you're afraid I'm going smoosh somebody around here into jelly, huh?

Huh? Oh, n-no. Of course not. I'm sure it's quite safe...

Liar, Liar, pantaloons aflame! Just remember, I only rampage if there's no one around. It's perfectly safe.

I'm sure you're right. Who could you hurt in such an isolated spot?

Exactly! I'm not an idiot, you know. I've been doing this for a while.

...Still, it makes me wonder why you have such urges in the first place. I assumed it was something instinctual in your species... But there's no record of your mother ever doing it. In fact, I've never heard of any manakete engaging in such behavior!

Beats me. Hmm... The other manaketes have always been true-bloods, right? As far as I know, I'm the only half-human manakete that's ever lived.

You think it's something from your human side that compels you?

Hey, I dunno. I just work here. All I know is that I have to do it, whether we like it or not!

Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to keep coming on these little trips of yours.

Hey, it's your funeral. Kidding! I'm kidding. ...Ha ha?