Part 918: Nah A

Might I have a word, Inigo?

Hmm? Oh, of course Nah. What is it?

I've been thinking about what you said before.

What did I say?

That I was too young to be worrying about other people's affairs of the heart.

Ah, yes. That. Look, I've apologized several times. And you DO look very young...

Exactly. Which is what got me thinking. If I were bigger, you wouldn't treat me like a child anymore, correct?

Is this a trick? This seems like a trick. But, well... No. I suppose I wouldn't. -But the point's moot, isn't it? It's not like you can grow overnight.

Oh, I don't even need a night, Inigo. I can do it right here.

Damn, it WAS a trick! I knew it!

On your mark, get set... GROOOOOOW!

W-wait, Nah! L-let's not be hasty... AAAIIIEEEEEE!!

*Time passes*

I... I just saw my life flash before my eyes... I saw the faces of a thousand girls, dressed in black. They... wept for me.

Oh, please. You're exaggerating.

Am I?! You weren't five paces away when you transformed! I thought I was going to get trampled to death by a giant dragon!

NOW will you stop saying that I'm young?

Y-yes ma'am! Of course, ma'am!

Ha ha, good! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. I'll let you off the hook with a warning. (leaves)

...Oh, gods. I was almost dragon chow!