Part 28

Alright, let's get these jokes out of the way: The game Jenga being called Janga.... And Janga Fett. Now let's move on.
Ah, right to the point. If only all the pre-mission chats could be like this.

Uh oh, better get moving to the right so I can see whatever stupid scripted event they've got waiting for me.

Elgar's hidin'... Yez don't wanna die? Right, 'en out wif it! I give yez 'till the count o' ten! Ten...nine...eight...seven... ah, the 'ell wif it! ZERO!

I'm going to end up killing myself trying to transcribe this shit.
But how did he recognize him on sight?
Clap clap, Albert. Actually, on second thought keep talking. It's better than trying to type out Bishop's accent.

Bishop's only interesting feature over Rook is that he has a shield. I've got a laser so I don't really care, personally. He doesn't have Rook's damage or Genoce's speed, so this fight is over quickly.

'Ere, mate. I'll let yez in on a li'l secret...


Gone? More like tinted red.

Awfully trusting for a guy who just got shot.
Doesn't seem all that concerned about the dead villagers, either.
The wounds from being shot with bullets half your size.


Thank you.
Well, they don't really care about the homes if they're dead.

I have a better idea. Let's go here and train.

This level has a lot of underground tunnels. That's its gimmick.

Yeah, using these things exclusively would be a bad idea.


Those were some high-gain kills.

It'll be safer to wait 'til nightfall.
Bird? What? He's a bird? I don't get this cliché at all.

What, exactly, was the point of that exchange?

The first section of this level has you following Bongo through these tunnels. There are no enemies of anything so it's pretty pointless.

They must have spotted us!

Oh PLEASE not this guy again...
I don't think that's a proper use of 'innit', but I'm no expert.
That's his laugh? After getting rid of Ark we get THAT? This... this area is wearing down my soul.
I mean I thought it was supposed to mean "isn't it" but I could be wrong.

It's the same fight again. At this point I'm about ready to scream.

This ain't over, mate.
Then he runs away. Fucking FINALLY!

The next section is another bit in the tunnels, except with enemies this time.

6 kills. 1440 funds and 480 EXP. Nothing worth posting shots of.

movements.
Hahaha... oh banter is fun. No, seriously, someone is giving away our movements and could get us all killed.
The answer to this question and more... probably not next time. But It'll happen at some point.