Golgo 13 Part #9 - Act IX: Apocalypse Now

Part 9: Act IX: Apocalypse Now

Act IX: Apocalypse Now
With Dave_O and Slowbeef!

The Story Thus Far:

Ah, what's really changed? Golgo's still pursuing the vaccine and the file. Actually no one's mentioned the file in a bit, so maybe not.

Nazis, Golgo, Brazil, you get the drift.

The LP So Far:

Get ready for more nonsensical Act titles and more... oh, let's face it. More annoying side-scrolling and Pan N Zoom modes. A LOT.

Slowbeef: "Apocalypse Wow!" is more like it.
Dave_O: That was a pretty sweet movie.

Dave_O: Holy shit, is that a mountain? Or modern architecture. Who knows?
Slowbeef: The answer is "yes".
Dave_O: I think it's a pyramid and you're gonna fight mummies.
Slowbeef: Please! It'd be a lot easier than this shit.
Dave_O: Maybe you'll fight Mecha-Hitler.

Dave_O: It looks like they knew you were coming. Or the mine truck was just dropping 'em off.
Slowbeef: "We lost a bunch of landmines. Don't worry about it."
Dave_O: "Just watch your step, guys."

Slowbeef: "Also, there's this dude coming, so we're deploying a bunch of tanks. Don't worry about it, though."
Dave_O: "Don't run over the landmines, tanks." "Alright, we'll just stay in this one area until he walks by." "Okay."

Slowbeef: Ugh.
Dave_O: Pan N Zoom mode in mid-air.

Dave_O: Tanks? You just fucking shot a tank with a pistol.
Slowbeef: No no, I'm glaring at the tanks.
Dave_O: Oh yeah, I forgot. You know, I'm off my game. I've been workin' and shit. But why would I work when I could play Golgo?

Like that side-scrolling section followed by a Pan N Zoom mode? Good, because this whole Act is four of each.

Dave_O: We should get paid to do this.
Slowbeef: Yeah, really.
Dave_O: It's like giving blood.

Dave_O: That guy's got a new color scheme. That's never good.

Slowbeef: I think he gave me more health than usual, though.
Dave_O: Yeah, he was filled with.... beans.

Dave_O: You think someone's gonna replace your Immortal avatar with a Golgo avatar?
Slowbeef: I don't even care. Whatever.

Dave_O: Let's rehash all our old jokes.
Slowbeef: "I hear you saw the Golgo 13 movie."
Dave_O: "Yeah, it was funny. Sonny Chiba's in it. Uh, we got.... urge to kill refill, spring leg-"
Slowbeef: Power bombs. No, wait. Eyebrows.
Dave_O: Sideburns.

Dave_O: Office supply of doom.

Dave_O: This game is a big pile of gay.

Slowbeef: Wouldn't it be great if I were a sniper? And I could hit them at long range?
Dave_O: That's silly.

Dave_O: In the movie, Golgo snipes someone for looking at him.

Slowbeef: This music is so fuckin' repetitive, too. Do you think anyone in the thread will give a shit if I turn off the music? Before I do, though....

Dave_O: Honestly, in [the previous] thread, since this game got voted gold, we could post videos of us rubbing our dicks together and they'd vote it 5. As long as we had Golgo-
Slowbeef: Of all the imagery you could've picked.
Dave_O: Dun na na NA NA!

And then Krakhan joins us.

Krakhan: Instead of this music, I'm just listening to stuff from my Winamp playlist.
Slowbeef: It's smarter.
Dave_O: You're listening to music? Not our voices?

Slowbeef: Yes!
Dave_O: This is awesome. I've never seen this room before.
Krakhan: I know - it's like a whole new shade of blue.
Dave_O: It goes well with his tie.