Part 5: Elementary, my dear Watson!
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Oh, looks like some of the clubhouse Ham-Hams are already here today. Whats going on?
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Ah, its time for a visit from the on-again, off-again Clubhouse member.
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Have we established that Jingle is cool yet? Because he also plays guitar. And rides a hog (by which I mean a literal pig).
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Oh yeah, he also cant get Hamtaros name right at all.
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Well, no surprises there.
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...Cool-looking, sure.
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And then Jingle just peaces out.
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Its worth investigating, at least. Next stop, the aptly named Clover Elementary!
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Youre not feeling well, are you? Gain some energy by eating fruit.
The second luckiest one for today is...Aries. Youll have a clear head all day long. Use it on your homework.♪
The luckiest one for today is...Sagittarius. You may find a new discovery. It might be a rare sticker!
Today will not be very good for...Capricorn. No matter what you do, it might not turn out very well. School is your lucky place!
Right after taking care of a few things here, of course. Jingle is the Sagittarius of the group, and Snoozer is the Capricorn. The latters hints are pretty spoilery again; if you talk to him before Jingles conversation, hell spoil what its about!
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Jingle himself has moved out onto the Ham-Ham Lawn, where hell stay for the rest of the game.
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The mystical musician will hand over a walnut whenever you come and speak to him, so if youre really struggling with a minigame, Jingles got you covered.
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Now, lets head to school! Make sure youve got your homework!
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Man, this place looks huge. If we have to explore all four floors, this is gonna take forever.
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Well have a little poke around the school grounds before heading inside Perhaps this police officer can help us find the clover?
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I suppose that depends on what hes using the telescope for, doesnt it?
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Looks like we cant even get into the school itself just yet. Perhaps we can find another way in Or maybe its plot-locked. Only one way to find out.
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Ah, surely such a talented inspector will need no help from the protagonists in solving this case, whatever it may be.
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Moving on from my attempt to break sarcasm detectors, the screen west of the school entrance is populated by two similar minigames Neither of which we have the right Ham-Ham for.
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Case in point.
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So instead, lets pursue this lead about the observer.
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The school grounds have a lot of flowers growing around the place, including some growing on trellises for us to climb up. However, looks like someones in the way
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Fair call, man. Fair call. Still, thanks for budging over in your panic.
The snake is adorable.
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Lets move upward and see if we can either bypass the snake, or find something to use against it.
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Oh? Where did he
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Oh, right. Also, Class 3-3 is doing a lovely job with their gardening.
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Nice coke-bottle glasses, nerd.
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Well, time to look around for anti-snake weaponry. Preferably something high caliber.
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...Eh, its worth a shot.
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Bombs away!
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Didnt do much more than startle it, but if that gives him a bit of breathing room, Id call the plan a success.
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Fadecut to
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Alright, lets see what it shows us!
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Great! Now, the question is How do we get inside if the problem hasnt cleared up?
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Okay, thats good to know. Now we just need to be able to get over there.
Unfortunately, weve got a slight issue. Now that the snake has been knocked closer to the feigning-dead hamster, hes actually blocking off the exit.
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Ah, the path the snake was blocking originally! Shes been trapped down there along with the telescope hamster, only we didnt know it.
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A good plan, but Im sure you can all see the problem here. The snake is no longer in front of the pipe! We need to make a slight adjustment
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Heading past the little hamster the ball apparently belongs to, we can find part of the solution to our problem. The hamster there even says the curved pipe is supposed to connect to the rest of it, and asks us to put it back.
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So lets oblige him. Amusingly, we cant actually lift this pipe piece without Penelopes help.
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Got to make sure to push it on properly, so the tennis ball doesnt just slam into the turn and knock the piece off.
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Now, we just need our ammunition.
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Its a short journey to the cap maker, but theres something special to be done here. If you slip around the glass and examine the shogun wig
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You can press L, A, B, L, R for our second secret picture! Like I said, Boss has got it bad.
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If you didnt guess this was a Cappy minigame, you seriously need to work on basic pattern recognition.
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Crazy Cap Catch♪ is fairly simple, though the bugs do flop around on the ground for a while before letting you pass by again. You do have to catch every hat, so stay on your toes.
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I got a pretty sweet sticker this time.
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Uhh
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I think we just got cheated.
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Well, so long as hes happy. Now, theres just the little matter of getting the ball back up to the ledge, and we can finally deal with that pesky snake.
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Ah, thats semi-convenient.
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Tennis-Ball Ball still requires a lot of work on Boss part, though. Getting a good initial push helps, but you have to mash A pretty damn hard.
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The game is nice enough to warp us straight up to rejoin Boss, because AlphaDream are good like that.
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Then its just a simple matter of carrying the ball over to the pipe, and we can finally head back toward the entrance.
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Although it should be noted that the repeatable version of Tennis-Ball Ball (called Hamster Press) is a separate minigame, so make sure to do that too if you want to try each one once.
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Playing dead sure does take a lot out of you, I guess.
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Back on the west side of the school grounds, we can try out those two minigames now that we have the petite Penelope in our party.
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Water Crossing is basically the practice round, here to showcase that Bowl Boating was just a freebie, and you do indeed have to worry about tilting too far in this type of game. Mainly because Penelope is actually having to balance on top of something.
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Speaking of which, Balancing Act is just plain vindictive. You need enough speed to overcome the current caused by the hose, but Penelope slips further down the side shes on as time passes, so you have to keep her just barely on the edge of falling off for a few seconds.
The single-frame flicker where Penelope vanishes is caused by recording with Fraps, not the game itself. It happens fairly rarely.
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Getting across takes more attempts than I care to admit.
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Of course, just because Penelope got across that way doesnt mean everyone can.
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And then he hurled.
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Seriously though, the puddles been taken care of. Must have some pretty good drainage around here.
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Moving swiftly along, we just need to shove this rock aside to find that hole in the wall were looking for.
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And were in! Also, Penelope is leading the party since she split off from everyone for a minute there.
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This means that instead of starting every single conversation with Hamha, we give people a different greeting.
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Still dont know what this case is, but it must be a great mystery.
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Thanks for the reminder, weirdo.
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The western corridor doesnt lead anywhere of interest yet, aside from this rock
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Which is hiding the areas store. I dont have anywhere near enough to buy even the normal stock, so not having the flyer isnt really a concern at this stage.
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At least I managed to buy Best Friends Forever, which is my favourite picture yet.
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Heading east from the hole we entered through, it looks like somebody spilt their milk. The hamster there wishes they had a sponge to clean it up with, so thats something to keep an eye out for.
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Theres a few little holes here and there which serve as Penelopes task, but
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Its kind of a pain. You can win stickers and sunflower seeds, but a single X leads to automatic failure.
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Hmm? What shoe?
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...Oh, right! This is a Japanese school, so youre supposed to take your shoes off indoors and wear uwabaki instead.
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The eastern corridor just leads to an area exit hole and this guy, who explains the five different rarities of stickers. Kind of a public place for a hermit to be hanging out, isnt it?
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Anyway, lets head to the school buildings proper entrance and meet this inspector.
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Sure you do, Hams. Sure you do.
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...He could be here a while. Well leave him to his investigation, and go look around the science room next time.