Part 9: CASE SOLVED.
Chapter 9: CASE SOLVED.
"I thinkl I've got an idea of what is going on."
House now has the pathented HOUSE EPIPHANY, and the case is all but solved.
And there is a strange new NPC that does not react to House at all.
"The surgery went well, but I believe we haven't reacted on time, his other hand is turning dark.""Is he conscious?""He's not awaken yet.""Then wake him up, I need to talk to him."
"And who are you?"
Gasp
"What?""What you heard House! She is his wife.""You are trying to say that all this time you were hiding that the patient is married?""Ah! Haven't I told you?Well, I forgot to..."
"Sure... And if she is his wife, where was she all this time?"
Clearly.
"Cuddy, you and me must talk later.""As you wish.""Now the important.I have to ask you some questions about the things that I found in his house."
"I found lots of spirits bottles in his house. He liked to get drunk often?"
... Suuuuure.
"It caught my attention that there were many products from India.Has he ever been there?"
"In the house I have found a big bag of unsalted sunflower seeds, like the ones people feed the parrots with.Nevertheless I didn't find any bird or cage."
"And why haven't you told me anything about that? Cuddy?""Because I had no idea! But, is it important?""Well, it is, and quite a lot. Moreover this explains EVERYTHING.The problem in his hand is because of an infection caused by an endocarditis."
"But we conducted the endocarditis tests and they were negative.""And tell me, what illness causes pneumonia and return negative results in endocarditis test?"
"Psittacosis!"
"Psittacosis is commonly known as Parrot Fever.That means that because of doing a favour to your brother in law your husband has lost his hand. What a nonsense! Don't you agree?"
"Yes, we need to give him doxicicline.""But that will make his coagulation problem go worse.""And will save his life."
"Oh no! Say thank you to your friend doctor Cuddy, she almost killed him."And then, Lisa leaves the scene, leaving House alone with Cuddy, well, as alone as they can be in the first room of the hospital.
"mystery note...""It turns out that they are really good friends of mine, but I knew that you would be less interested about the case just for that, than thinking there was something between the patient and me.You would have never offered yourseld to go to the patient's house, you would have sent one of your assistants,"
"The good thing is that all this time you thought this is your idea. I fooled you!""Well... Well... So you have been playing smart with me? Did you enjoyed that?""I have to admit so, and apart from that, I have made you reduce the vicodins consumption. You cannot say it wasn't cool!""Come on! You have impressed me!But I am afraid that regarding the vicodin you are a bit wrong."
"What are you trying to say?""I don't only have all the vicodins I want, but also, because of you, the hospital's pharmacy is without an attention.""I don't understand anything.""No? Well, ask the pharmacist, should be in one of the restrooms."Let's see the epilogues.
Hell, the dose House put in his bottle must be toxic.
Oh House, you and your trollish ways.
At least his bowels will be pretty damn clear after that.
Let's take a look after the minions.
Suuure. Now, Wilson.
He is not pleased.
Oh boy.
Exactly!
Taking the mickey?
And friendship is restored.
And so ends the greatest cellphone game I've ever tried. Hope it was at least moderately amusing, it definitely was for me.
HE HAD SCANDALOUS BOOBS.