Part 26: Episode 26: Kei’s Worry

Episode 26: Kei’s Worry

Um, hello.
Everyone else is busy being a stupidhead, so we’re stuck doing this dumb homework. Last time on Ram and Rom, we totally stopped that icky pervert guy.
U-Um, I don’t think that’s what happened. Also, isn’t this still Miss Nepgear’s game…?
That’s totally what happened, and it’s our game now because I said so. Now, on Ram and Rom’s Advenchur…



Before you speak, I have great news. Rom and Ram are going to join us!
That’s great news, indeed. I can hardly believe those twins agreed to help you.
Huh? That voice…Lady Kei?
Bingo. I’m glad you remember me.
Well, goodness, why are you there? I thought Histoire was calling, but maybe I read it wrong?
The situation is complicated. I’ve been in Planeptune for a while.
My own personal business aside, I have some news regarding Uni to share with you, as well.
Did something happen to Uni?
To be brief, she’s gone missing.
She was caring for Lastation in my absence, but it seems she’s been involved in some kind of incident.
Uh-oh, is she okay?
I don’t know about that. She’s a tough young woman. I’m sure she’s fine.
Regardless, I cannot leave Planeptune. I thought it prudent to ask if you would go and confirm her safety.
I understand. We’ll go to Lastation right away.
That’s the situation, everyone. Come on, let’s go rescue Uni.
Not that I really mind, but could you, at least once, ask us before you decide our fates?
Huh? Goodness, I’m sorry. It must have slipped my mind.
I think Ge-Ge is starting to put others before herself. It’s cute.
Um, well, a-anyway, let’s go! We’ve got to check on Uni.

Feinne’s Notes:

Video- “Why Not”

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Here’s a brief video with Ram and Rom in a fight, since otherwise you wouldn’t get to see that for a few updates. Enjoy.

Are we going to make a new friend now?



Um, and you are?
Young Soldier: Am I not handsome enough to remember? I’m the man who gave you information regarding Hematite.
Oh, the veteran warrior of jutice!
Young Soldier: I told you, I’m younger than I look and I haven’t even fought a real battle… Anyway, I have news about Lady Uni.
You’re friends with Uni?
Young Soldier: Friends? Hardly. Kei told me to collect information about Uni’s daily life. That’s how I figured out where she is.
That’s stalking. What’s your connection with that Oracle, anyway?
Young Soldier: Whoa, that’s… Please don’t stare me down like that!
What about Uni? Where is she? Is she okay?
Young Soldier: Uni was on her own, collecting Arfoire’s products that had been spread all over Lastation.
But then a few days ago, a large, strange, inhuman shadow appeared.
The two had a pretty loud argument that ended with them agreeing to a duel at Midcompany.
She hasn’t returned ever since.
Hold on, let me connect the dots…
Do you think Uni lost the duel?
Either way, this is an emergency. We’ve got to hurry and save her!
Young Soldier: Yeah, we do! That’s why I was waiting. The dungeon is too dangerous for an amateur like me to explore alone.
Gust; We understand. Leave rescue operations to us!
Uni…please be safe.

No, because adults are dumb and lazy.



They totally just went around talking about weird stuff instead of doing any work.



Oh, do you think so?
Yep. You’ve got a ton of skills, you can heal, buff, and even transform.
N-None of that is very special. I’m not a genius, so I make up for it by striving to improve in all areas.
Oh yeah, they call people like you a jack-of-all-trades and master of none.
What the goodness!
What? Did I say something wrong?
Ugh…you’re right. I figured I’m like that.
I lack any sort of lethal weapon, or… I can do a lot of stuff, but I can’t do anything extraordinarily well.
Why’re you pouting when I gave you such a heroic compliment?
That wasn’t a compliment! I know, I stink. I’m not good at anything.
Don’t be discouraged. Oh, how’s this? Nepgear, I’ll dub you Number Two Skills.
What’s…that?
I’m Number One Power, and you’re Number Two Skills.
You don’t have my power, but you can use various skills. This way, your actions will look really cool!
Oh, I like the sound of that.
Right. Even if I’m not extraordinary at any one thing, so long as I use my skills well, I’ll be just fine!
However, after that, Number Three Both will appear and you won’t get any cool scenes until near the final episode.
Whoa! I really am good for nothing!

What were they even talking about there?
I don’t know, Rom, I don’t know. And it gets weirder.



Monster: Grrr!
Whew. Are you unharmed?
Woman: Yes, somehow. You saved me.
Good. I’ll be going now.
Woman: Please, wait! Can I at least have your name?
Falcom, I’ll see you again, should fate bind our strings together again.
Woman: Lady Falcom…
Huff…huff… Oh, there you are, Falcom!
Hello. What are you doing? Your face is red from running.
W-Well, I heard a woman was under attack by a monster here.
I’ve taken care of that.
What? Already?
An adventuress can’t leave people in trouble alone. Let’s rejoin the others.
You’re so cool, Falcom.

I don’t get it, why is this lady mad at Miss Nepgear?



Huh? Me?
Woman: I hear you’re traveling with Lady Falcom.
Yes, that’s true.
Woman: My heavens, I can’t believe it! She’s traveling with a girl who still has some of her baby fat!?
She’s traveling with them? Does that mean…they bathe and sleep together!?
N-No, it just means…
Woman: Really? If you’re lying to us, I’ll never forgive you for it.
Lady Falcom is our savior! If you hit on her, we’ll hit you!
Yes, Lady Falcom belongs to everyone!
What!? I don’t think I understand the situation…
Woman: Do you understand!?
O-Okay, yes, I understand! Sure!

Maybe we should ask Mina later, This is really confusing.



N-No, nothing special happened at all.
Is that so? All right, whatever. But…you look troubled.
Wh-What? No way, that’s not true.
Don’t worry. I’ll do anything I can do to help you. Just trust me, I’m yours.
No, no, no! I’m not in any trouble, really!
Hmm, I guess it’s rude to pry.
I understand. However, if you ever are in trouble, let me know anytime.
I can’t say she’s the reason I’m nervous like this. I didn’t know she had a fan following.

And why does Nepgear get to do all the fun stuff, anyway? She gets all the hanging around with friends fishing while we get licked by creepy monsters.



You seem happy. What’re you doing?
I’m just fishing. It’s one of my few hobbies. I think of it as a minigame.
Really? But…your bucket is empty.
Yeah, they’re not really biting today. It’s just soothing for me to drop the hook below the water’s surface.
I see…
Do you want to give it a go?
Are you sure?
Yeah, I always keep a spare pole.
Although this seems like a pretty barren area to fish. I don’t know if you’ll catch anything, either.
Goodness, I’ve never fished before. My heart’s beating pretty fast. I’ll just sit here next to you.
I hope at least something bites. The wait is making me anxious.
Haha. It’s not quite that simple. I haven’t even gotten a nibble.
Whoa! I feel a tug!
Huh? Lift it slowly. Slow. Don’t rush it.
O-Okay. Hrrrm…whoa! There’s a fish attached to it!
That’s how it works! Whoa, it’s a big one! This is amazing.
Wow, this is really cool.
Fine, I’ll accept your challenge. I’ll pull in one even bigger than that!
Holy moly, I’ve got another one!
What?

Fishing is supposed to be fun, so why is Miss Falcom mad about it?
I guess she didn’t catch any?



Yeah. Incredible.
Now I’m really tired. Fishing is a bit easier than how everyone makes it look.
Tch. Today was kind of an exception.
Really? W-Well, of course. I mean, you didn’t catch anything.
Th-That’s right. It happens.
I sure had a lot of fun today. Please let me fish with you again.
I won’t lose next time.
Pardon?
Was she…angry? Why? Goodness, did I upset her somehow?

Then she went and talked to that weird old lady for a while.



My job?
Yes. You’re a member of the Leanbox Special Mission Department, aren’t you?
I do recall such a thing existing.
You…recall it existing? Is it really that trivial? It sounds really important…
I’m hesitant to answer.
I guess I never learned what it was. When I think about it, I don’t think I saw any other members besides you.
This is not a topic you should pursue an active interest in.
Aw, but I’m curious. I really want to know.
Do not place any blame upon me, should your curiosities exceed the truth. The SMD is nearly devoid of members.
They’re still colleagues of yours. What kind of people are they?
Since it is a department, this means there is a department manager.
Oh, you have a supervisor? I bet they’re a wonderful person.
He is amazing, though the implication of that is different than what you may be imagining. He is a new member scout.
He attempts to bring new members into our fold by feigning a collision with whoever he likes on the street.
You mean he just bumps into people!? Do any of the people he likes agree to join up?

How did we end up teaming up with so many crazy people?



I see. Who else is there besides that man?
One person who is like a superior officer of mine. Hmm. Is it accurate to describe that as a person?
What’s that?
It is a face, but it resembles the Leanbox console’s controller buttons. He lacks proper eyes and a mouth.
Whaaaaat!? But he can still talk?
His communication is limited to ‘Box!’ and little else. He can speak with the manager somehow, but not with me.
Oh. Um…is there…anyone else?
If you recall, I said we were nearly devoid of members.
S-So…it’s the three of you?
That is an acceptable conclusion. Do not concern yourself any longer.
If you leave the department, then nobody will be left to do any decent work.

I think they’re fun.



Hmhmm. I offer my apologies. It was merely my attempt at a casual joke.
You two look like close friends, even though you’re so different.
Huh? Us, close? Oh, man…
You are uncomfortable being within a close proximity to me?
N-No, I didn’t say that! I respect you too much, is all. Hearing that made me feel awkward.
Respect, you say? I also carry respect for you.
You do?
Yes. You are always optimistic and can save many lot souls with your songs. Also, you are far more adorable than I.
Those charms you possess, but I lack. I am truly jealous of them.
N-No way, I’m nothing special. This is a real shocker.
You mean to act humble before me? Or are you unaware of your own personality attributes?
C-Cave, you’re so much cooler than me!
Indeed?
Yep. You’re so strong-willed and mature. You’re so nice to me, even though I can be really shy.
This conversation is far too flattering. I am no such person.
D-Don’t say that about yourself! I think you’re the one unaware of her own personality traits.
No, you are the one who…
No, you’re so much better…
I…see… They’re so compatible exactly because they’re total opposites.

Yeah, but you’re crazy too.



Why the long face, Gust?
I can’t sell what I make with alchemy. At this rate, I won’t be able to buy bread for tomorrow.
Don’t I always cook for everyone?
I didn’t know you were trying to peddle your wares in the first place.
Serious trouble. How can I increase my sales?
It’s not the quality of your items, right?
Of course not. Great items.
I know why. It’s your customer service.
When I work, I put on a fake happy merchant face. Nobody hates cute little sellers like Gust.
I don’t think you should say that about yourself.
Why not add some free bonus items to your goods?
What sort of bonus items?
Something small that comes with every purchase. It’ll give them another reason to buy your items.
Hmm, bonus items take some profit away, but better than selling nothing at all.
Many thanks for this. I will sleep on it.

B-But, we’re twins. If I’m crazy, you’re crazy too.



Who knows. I doubt it went smoothly. Anyway, what’s up with this crowd?
Out of stock today! More goods day after tomorrow!
No way…Gust?
They’re all your customers?
That is correct! Bonus item huge success!
Just adding a little bonus made it this successful? More businesses should take note. What did you add, Gust?
This.
What’s this junk? It’s a clear rock with some garbage written on it. This is like a paperweight.
Don’t dismiss it so fast. It is paperweight.
It would be, even if you said it wasn’t.
Four kinds. Each with different CPU name carved into them.
All right. Must make more. So busy!
Do people like this sort of thing?
Don’t ask me. Anything’s possible in the modern world.

Ugh, no I’m not, you’re just a stupidhead.
Y-You’re the stupidhead, meanie.
W-Whatever. Let’s go make Nepgear get us an ice cream.
’Kay.
Next time on Ram and Rom: CFW Brave. Huh? Who’s that?