Part 41: Episode 41: Problem in Planeptune

Episode 41: Problem in Planeptune

Ugh…So…full…
Jeez! She totally ate all the candy while we weren’t looking!
All gone…
How did she even do that?
That’s just how she is. Don’t question it.
Last time, we crushed that creep.
Now, on Neptune…



Let’s dispense with the formality. We know why we’re here.
Indeed. Let us discuss our main concern. I would like all of you to please lend Planeptune your aid.
Leanbox will back you up. We are partly responsible for this.
It’s advantageous for nobody if Arfoire controls an entire nation.
I don’t object to helping out at all. Do you have a specific strategy in mind?
We have not the time for a complex idea. The most obvious strategy is to create a unified alliance.
Simple is sometimes best.
We will all surely sustain damages, but it remains a sound option.
Okay, whatever, let’s do it! Transform and roll out!
P-Please wait a moment, Neptune. This plan still contains a problem.
Even should we outnumber their forces, we cannot control the conflict unless and until we defeat their leader.
I wish for you to form a separate squad. One with the special task of vanquishing the enemy general.
Do they have someone really powerful?
Who’s their leader?

CFW Magic again…



CFW Magic!?
That half-blind bitch.
Now I’d love to be a part of this. I’ve got a score to settle with that woman. I’ll teach her discipline!
We will begin our operation in the morning. Thank you for your cooperation.
CFW Magic… We’re going to cross swords again…
What’s up, frowny face? You smell something funny?
Oh, it’s nothing. Nothing at all.
You can’t lie to me or whatever. You’ll be fine, sis. You’re like a million times stronger than before.
R-Really?
You gotta remember you’ve got a ton of best buddies on your side.
You’re all over this! You better believe your big sister.
Yes. Thanks, Neptune.

I wonder if she tried to watch the 3D too much as a kid?



Oh, is that supposed to be the new 3D screen thing Lowee just released?
Yeah, but…
Mina bough them for us, but…
Oh, you’re both so lucky. I’ve never seen the actual screen. May I please look at it?
‘Kay…
Thank you…huh? The screen looks flat. Isn’t it supposed to be 3D?
We turned the 3D function off.
Mina says it’s bad for growing eyes.
Then what’s the point of the handheld?
Even the big screen in the Basilicom is 3D, but we aren’t allowed to wear the cool goggle thingies for it.
I wanna see 3D…
I guess you’ll have to wait until you’re a little older.
Meh. I wanna grow up real quick, then.

Maybe your sister did it, she’s pretty violent.



Hehehehe! Our big sis is pissed again!
Angry…
My heavens, Lady Blanc. I know they are mischievous children, but isn’t this…a bit much?
Is this because of…that? Lady Blanc, a moment, please!
Lady Blanc!
What!? Don’t frickin’ bug me! I gotta chase those little brats…
Lady Blanc, I’m going to have to ban you from gaming starting today.
What? What’d you just say!?
I read an article that said people who play too many games become irritable and childish.
That must be what happened to you, Lady Blanc!
W-Wait, what!? Did you get that from those stupid books? You know, those outrageous ones…
If you’re going to use that logic, wouldn’t Vert be the most irritable!?
Lady Vert does not count because she is an adult!
You sayin’ I’m still a kid!?
Tch, no.If I get pissed off, it only supports her stupid logic. Mina’s stubborn with that stuff.
Calm, Blanc. Calm blue oceans.
…

Blanc doesn’t gouge eyes.



Oh, is that so?
Maybe you grew worried because of my sudden outbursts. Sorry about those.
No, no. I shouldn’t have made such a hasty conclusion.
At least you understand.
First off, games aren’t the only source of delinquent behavior. TV and even books can influence how kids behave.
O-Of course. I am ashamed for not being aware of such basic notions.
Even watching TV or reading books… Hmm, reading books?
Uh…
That reminds me. You do read an excess of books each day. Could they be the cause of your violent tantrums?
Mina, you don’t mean…
They’re banned! Blanc, you may no longer read books!
Gaaaaaah! Just listen to me, dammit!

C-Could all of you just look away on this one? It’s really embarrassing.



Hmm. Oh, where’s Uni? Neptune’s not around, either.
I’ve been waiting for you.
Who’s there!?
It has been too long.
CFW Brave? You’re still alive?
I returned from the gates of hell. I could no longer deny my desire to appear before you once more.
To me, and not to Uni? What do you want from me?
Noire, the CPU… I must ask for permission to call you…
My big sister!
Your b-big sister!?
Because, I… I must have your younger sister!
Huh? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? W-Wait just a sec, here!
W-Well, if you two are serious… I mean, wait, what? Are you really asking me this?
I’ve never been more serious in my life! I will definitely make her happy. I’ll care for you when you’re old, too!
N-No way would I let you care for me!
Until you assent, I will neither yield nor leave this place. Please! Pleeeeeease!
D-Don’t get any closer to me. No! I…I have no idea what’s going on!
Gahhhhh! It…it was a dream? Thank goodness…

Ahahaha, that totally was! * burp *
You are the worst person.

Feinne’s Notes:

Video- “Falcom and Cave”

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Here, have some Falcom and Cave.

Oh, and as with Nepgear and Uni we got new processor sets for Ram and Rom right before the fight with Trick. They’re pretty cool actually, and the opposite of the other two.





De-Ess AI is pretty much the most covered a CPU gets (and actually is slightly more covered than De-Ess Slight) and I’ve got nothing bad to say about it.

Anyway naturally next episode we’re fighting CFW Magic.
I’ve got the schedule here and it actually says a “Colosseum, Farming, and Item Synthesis Update” is next.
We’ve got to punch that up.
Really lame.
Leave this to me! Next Time, Hyperdimension Neptunia Mark Two: Ultimate Showdown! Super Colosseum Level!