Part 51: Episode 51: Chirper’s Last Hurrah?!: The Dangly Bits

Episode 51: Chirper’s Last Hurrah?!: The Dangly Bits

This sucks, I don’t even get one of these scenes.
N-Now, Uni, I’m sure they’re just saving it for later in the game.
They’d better be, this isn’t right at all!



What’s going on? You’re always noisy, but now you’re shouting in my face, too.
I can’t help but yell! I got an offer!
Did you get into heroine school?
Maybe it’s a TV show or something.
Whoever would want Nisa has to be producing a superhero show. In any case, good going.
Congratulations. You really are amazing.
Thank you, citizens! I’ve finally been recognized as a heroine of justice. Never before have I felt this much joy.
What kind of offer did you get?
Ummm… I’m not that sure, well…uh…
Are you feeling okay? If they need to do some shooting, you have to be on set, right?
Oh, that’s right! Gifu prefecture!

But seriously, everyone else gets a scene. This is ridiculous!



Don’t look at me when you’re stumbling over your own tongue. I don’t know. What’re you doing in that place?
As a heroine of justice, my new task is to save the Netherworld from evil!
Does a place like the Netherworld need someone who upholds goodness and justice?
Sure! I like it because it doesn’t make a whole lot of common sense!
O lofty lord of heroes, am I excited! I’m not just Gamindustri’s heroine, but now I’ll save the Netherworld, too!
All right. In order to really make an impact at my new calling, I need to go work out for a few months. Later!
Will she really be okay? I hope she doesn’t cause more trouble.
I…think she’ll be just fine. She knows what she’s doing. Maybe.

I don’t know, sometimes I’m not so happy that I get all these scenes. It’s not really my thing.



Oh, not bad. Good job. Let’s call it a day here.
Yes. Thank you very much!
It took a sparring match for me to realize how much you’ve improved. I’m impressed.
Really? I don’t think I’m a worthy sparring partner for you.
That’s only because of the length of our experiences. You train so diligently. Did you even know today’s a holiday?
I train because I’m not good enough.
Why ask me to train with you? You should ask your own sister.
She wouldn’t train me seriously. She’d just say how much she hates training and that we should play.
I see. If only she were half as serious as you.
Her playfulness is one of her more charming points.
Sometimes I wish she were a little more serious. In a way, I like her as a sister more than I would like you.
More than me?

I mean, you even get a scene with my sister here! What the hell?



W-Well, I mean… It’s not about who’s stronger.
You think Neptune is stronger than me.
Um, uh, well…
Don’t be ignorant. She and I have equivalent strength.
O-Of course you do! You’re both equally strong.
Wait, just equivalent? I thought you’d say that you’re way stronger.
I wish I could say that, but if that were true, I would have taken over Planeptune long ago. Don’t you think?
That makes sense, I guess.
It won’t happen. That’s all I mean.
When I’d see her stupid food-encrusted face, I’d lose my fighting spirit before the battle even begins.
That’s pretty surprising. I never would’ve thought you respected my sister so much.
J-Just for her savage strength. She’s totally helpless, otherwise.
She’s uncouth, clumsy, air-headed, a glutton…and totally helpless!
Your name-calling technique needs work.
B-Be quiet! If you don’t get really powerful, Uni will defeat you. I hope you’re ready for that day!
Yes, I’d prefer that not to happen. Please train with me again sometime.

Actually, as I think about it, it’s kinda weird how much you hang out with the other CPUs. What do you even talk abut?



What’s wrong with Vert?
She’s seemed uneasy for quite some time.
Here! It’s finally here! Hurry, please come this way!
All right, open it quickly!
Of course I will. Grr…they’ve wrapped it quite sturdily.
Please hold on for a moment. I’ll go get you some scissors.
I don’t have time to wait for such luxuries! Hiyaaaaah!
* rip *
She’s waiting for this package? What’s so exciting about it?
Don’t ask.

N-Nothing, really. Nothing much.



You mean…you’re interested, too?
W-Well, of course I’m a tad curious, but your faces are making me nervous.
Hmhmhmm. If you insist, I wouldn’t mind showing you a little bit.
Hmhmhmm. You’ll be surprised.
I’m normally sick of Vert’s obsession. This time, however, even I got instantly enthralled by it.
Really…?
Now, behold!
Excuse me, then. Is this a PC game?
…Huh? G-Goodness! Whoa! Jeez! W-Why are all these men naked!? There are so many of them!
The nude male figure is normal. That’s not the point. What’s important is that they’re all butlers!
Yes, a whole new genre! Naked Butlers!

You’re not acting like it’s nothing. And why are you covering up the stuff we’re supposed to be commenting on if we cared about doing that?



Oh. You don’t see the joy in this. I can’t say that’s very healthy.
Yes, it seems a thorough lecture on the ABCs of this genre is needed.
All right, we will all play this together. Let’s get ready.
Resistance is futile. Come, child. Sit.
N-No! Let me go! Nooooo!
…I…urgh…
Hmhmhmm. How was it?
W-Well…um…
I had a marvelous experience today! Thank you very much for sharing it!
No thanks are necessary. Come back whenever you crave another naked butler.
Yes, absolutely! Farewell for now. I need to share my bliss with Neptune!
Naked, nudie, dangly, lalala.
Training complete.
Yes. We’ve found another butler love. We’ve made another blood sister.

I don’t know what you mean. See, here it is. I’m talking to Cave, a perfectly normal thing to do.



W-Well, Cave… You’re kind of distracting me…
Do not mind me. I am not envious of your adorable outfit.
Oh. Th-Thank you?
Your clothes are magnificent, too. They’re cool, like a mature woman.
They fail to impress once others have seen you transform.
G-Goodness, that’s embarrassing to hear.
I get an adrenaline rush when I transform, so I don’t think about it. I always blush when I turn back.
Are you insinuating that I am shameless enough to wear embarrassing clothes?
N-No, how did you come to that conclusion!?
Do not worry. I am merely envious.
I’m worried now. There’s nothing to envy.
You possess both cute and mature clothes. It is an enviable situation.
Perhaps we can swap outfits.
You, wearing my clothes? Hmm…
Hmhmhmm. I know it sounds odd, but the notion makes me cringe. Do you not agree?
Huh? Not really?
There is no need to be polite. I know my tastes.
I brought it up, but now I must ask that you forget about this.
Cave wearing a cutesy outfit…hmm… It would be cute since it would clash with her facial expressions.

Then what were you doing with Vert before that?
Huh? I, I don’t remember.



Yes. I thought I would take a walk to see how things have changed since the time I was gone.
B-But, isn’t it dangerous to go out in public without an armed guard?
It’s perfectly fine, believe me. Official duties are always performed in HDD. Nobody knows this version of me.
S-Still…fine! I’ll join you!
My, my. The city is more lively than I thought it would be. Is this thanks to Chika?
Perhaps we should visit the suburbs.
W-Wait, Lady Vert!
Whatever is the matter?
You’re surrounded by so many people…
What astute observational skills. Hmhmhmm, what should we do? I can’t hide my charisma in any form…
The People: U-Um, excuse me!
This is just an invetability. Even though I am off duty, perhaps an autograph or two wouldn’t hurt.

You’ve got a really weird look on your face, you’re so lying!



Pardon?
M-Me!?
The People: Yeah, I want one, too!
The People: Same here, please! I’m always carrying around your CDs and making all my friends listen to them!
H-Hold on, I can’t sign so many at once! Please stop thrusting pens at my face!
Y-You people all…? But, I am…
The People: What you are is in my way. Move it, lady!
Whoooa!
The People: 5pb.! * swoon *
Our divine 5pb.! * swoooon *
The sweet diva, 5pb.! * swooooooon *
Wh-Whoa, please stay back… Someone, help me!
I…I can’t believe I was pushed aside.
Could this girl…be more popular than I am?

N-No I’m not! H-Hey, look at all these new quests we have!





















I’ve got my eye on you. I’ll figure it out one of these days.
I-It’s nothing! Next Time, Hyperdimension Neptunia Mark Two: Ancient CPU: The Castle’s Secret!