Part 50: Its A Mystery To Everyone


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No. I cant think of anything.
Maybe Ill take a break and look at some forum posts on the internet. I might find some interesting ideas there.
Three hours, already? I replied too many times and got booted due to new user posting restrictions.



What if it sells out? People who are interested but cant buy one will be disappointed or pissed.
Sucks, but Ill have to make an order sheet for those fools and send them copies later.
Cant wait for the opening day.



Whatm I doing wrong?
I think Im skilled. No, I know I am.
Must be this stupid cover.
A lot of worthless writers use fancy covers to attract the mouth-breathing masses. Its such a cheap trick.
I dont wanna stoop to their level, but its important I get attention too.
People will become my fans as soon as they read and experience my brilliance.
Then more visitors will come to my website.
Not a bad plan. I must locate an illustrator.



Thisll be a good way to waste some time.
Wha-?! Why the hellre people acting like fools on my site?! Who the hell did this? Ill kill em!
Frickin shit! That really pisses me off!
I know. Before I delete this Copy it, and
I havent been there in a while, but the other CPU blog pages are ah, there they are.
Paste this on their newest entries
Tweak it a bit Nice.
Now, go ahead and feel the same unpleasant feeling I suffered.
What? Of course it will be. So, I read through those books, showed them to my producer, and we both agree: weve got a winner here!
























Hedgehog: Everyone, welcome to Planeptune.


Hedgehog: Ive anticipated your arrival for a long time. Please, try to keep up and follow me!



Yeah, were thinking ten movie deal, full promotion, the works. I mean vampires are huge, werewolves are huge, so vampire werewolves? Cant fail!

Hedgehog: This is my masters mansion. Please, wait here.



This could be bad. Neptune, did you piss off someone else from around here?





Will they strangle us?! Poison us?! Or will the hedgehog munch on us?!









Owner: Yes, from when you encountered that hero of destiny.

Owner: Well, I thought about what I could possibly do to help the people of this land after seeing the hero.
I ended up starting a welfare organization here on Planeptune.
From our encounter, I realized helping others is my calling.
Fortunately, the business is a success. As a result, Ive earned a happy and comfortable life.

Owner: This wouldnt have happened without the protection of all you goddesses.
Ive looked forward to seeing the real goddesses once more ever since. Its not much, but please accept my gratitude.


Dont forget to really show your sense of appreciation.

Mr. Traveler, thanks bunches! Go on, sniff me, nibble me, grill me, bite me Whatever!
Owner: Wh-What ?




I borrowed one from Lady Green Heart the other day. It was a story based on the Shinsengumi.

Was everyone in it really hot?







You control Okita and fight Ryoma Sakamoto and Takamori Saigo!


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Older Brother: Dont worry about me Youre not looking so hot yourself.
Younger Brother: Its my bad. You got injured trying to protect me.
Older Brother: Its my duty as an older brother. I only did what I had to.
Our reputation is totally in the toilet now, though
Monster: Grrrr!
Older Brother: The monster?! I guess we failed to shake it. Run, brah! Dont worry about me.
Younger Brother: No way! I cant leave you behind. Dammit! Someone Someone please help us!
Older Brother: Dont waste your breath. Weve committed way too many crimes. Any help for us lowlifes would be way too convenient.


Older Brother: ?!

Monster: Garrrr!

Younger Brother: Wh-Why? Whyd you save us?

Even two insignificant peons who mock my appearance.
Older Brother: Listen to that, brah Theres still someone whod save us. This world isnt as ark as I thought.
Younger Brother: Brah
Older Brother: Why dont we go back to how it was before our life of crime, brah?
Reach out to the helpless people, just like this chick
Younger Brother: It wont be easy, but if we can help others like us I think its worth a shot.

Older Brother: Thanks, flatty hero. Well never forget those mosquito bites.

Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Last Battle?! Is it really all over?