IntroductionLady White Heart Presents Let's Play Hyperdimension Blanc: The Lady White Heart Story (Also Neptune Sucks)
Video- Neptunia Intro
Okay, so what to say about Hyperdimension Neptunia? So, its got a laundry list of game companies associated with it, for one. The main producers were Idea Factory and Compile Heart, with Gust, Nippon Ichi, and Sega also being associated with it. Its an RPG about video games, and most of the characters are designed to evoke either the aesthetic of one of the producing companies or the design of one of the current generation of consoles. Its also completely batshit crazy, with a plot resembling a fever dream.
So if you are familiar at all with Idea Factory games, they are generally pretty bad because Idea Factory consistently shows they do not know what the fuck they are doing with respect to making a video game that is particularly interesting to play. Im not going to say that this is not one of those bad games, but what I will say is that it has a lot of good ideas that were then refined into the far superior sequel, Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 (which I intend to LP after this). So why show off the first game? Well first its full out trippin balls crazy, theres something to be said for that. Its actually pretty fun too when you understand all the weird, obscure systems and how to take advantage of them, which I do. Also, you wont appreciate how playable and fun the sequel is if you dont see some of the bullshit I have to put up with in this game.
Thats all that needs to be said, I think. Its time to light this candle.
Table of Contents
- Episode 1: Record of Console War
- Episode 2: Severe Head Trauma Center
- Episode 3: Dungeon Keeper
- Episode 4: Worms
- Episode 5: A New Challenger Appears
- Episode 6: Red Faction
- Episode 7: Red Alert
- Episode 8: Red Dead Redemption
- Episode 9: Pirates
- Episode 10: Snow Problem
- Episode 11: Nightmare
- Episode 12: Justice
- Episode 13: Monopoly
- Episode 14: Rival
- Episode 15: Heretic
- Episode 16: Capitalism
- Episode 17: Tricks
- Episode 18: Persistence
- Episode 19: Guild
- Episode 20: The Dig
- Episode 21: Darkness
- Episode 22: Treachery
- Episode 23: Messenger
- Episode 24: Alchemy
- Episode 25: Rise of the Machines
- Episode 26: The Tech Expo
- Episode 27: Fade to Black
- Episode 28: Plots
- Episdoe 29: Raid
- Episode 30: Revolt
- Interlude: Mechanics
- Episode 31: Poison
- Episode 32: Conspiracy
- Episode 33: Conversation
- Episode 34: Pursuit
- Episode 35: The Release of Histoire
- Episode 36: Truth
- Episode 37: The Trinity Blade
- Episode 38: The Dual Revolver
- Episode 39: The Wisdom Bow
- Episode 40: The Trust Spear
- Episode 41: Rejection
- Episode 42: Remembrance
- Episode 43: CPU Black Heart
- Episode 44: Noire
- Episode 45: Green Heart
- Episode 46: Vert
- Episode 47: CPU White Heart
- Episode 48: Blanc
- Episode 49: Its A Mystery To Everyone
- Episode 50: The Last Battle?!
- Episode 51: Arfoires Secret Castle
- Episode 52: The Final Final Battle
- Episode 53: The End of an Era
Cast (in order of appearance):
A book which provided us with some exposition. Voiced by Stephanie Sheh.
CPU of Leanbox. Rather nice, if somewhat condescending. Voiced by Tara Platt.
The human form of CPU Green Heart.
CPU of Lastation. Seems kind of insecure and very competitive. Voiced by Erin Fitzgerald.
The human form of CPU Black Heart.
CPU of Lowee. Extremely rude and prone to using foul language. Voiced by Wendee Lee.
The human form of CPU White Heart. Is not particularly nicer in this form than when she's transformed.
CPU of Planeptune. Was defeated by the other three CPUs and cast out of Celestia. Voiced by Melissa Fahn.
The human form of CPU Purple Heart. Got struck in the head when cast out of Celestia and doesn't remember much of, well, anything. Voiced by Melissa Fahn.
A nursing student from Planeptune. Pulled Neptune from a crater. Voiced by Cristina Vee.
Some weird girl we met in a dungeon. We don't know much about her. Voiced by Kate Higgins.
A wandering alchemist we met in Lowee. Voiced by Cassandra Morris.
A heroine of justice. Voiced by Michelle Ruff.
A weird witch looking person who attacked us out of nowhere. Seems to know Neptune. Voiced by Laura Post.
A girl IF ran into. Has unilaterally declared IF her wife.
A popular singer. IF ran into her and has since made friends with her.
Orange Fluffy Sheep gives this game exactly as much respect as it deserves:
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