Part 1: Record of Console WarHmm? You wish to hear about the Console War? Very well
Video- War in the Heavens
I recall the tragic notes of bloodshed. A war which should never have happened. The Console War.
Two worlds exist in Gamindustri. That of humans, and that of Celestia, where the CPU (Console Patron Unit) resided.
The CPU gained her powers through the faith of humanity, who in turn gained the CPUs protection. It was well-balanced.
The world below and the goddess who ruled it one for one. That was how things were supposed to be
However, the former goddess and I broke this careful balance and created four separate goddesses, four CPUs.
The Celestia, ruled in tranquility, no longer existed. It turned into something I would never have anticipated.
The four CPUs grew to despise one another and began to fight for the honor of ruling over the world.
The land where the four CPUs resided turned into the stage for a tragic war.
This is all due to my ignorance.
No matter how I torment myselfbeing far away from the CPUsall I can do is wait here.
Some day, the destiny of these CPUs may save them from her scheme.
And so, the Console War raged on
Im tired of hearing that nonsense. Weve been fighting for thousands of generations. Why quit now?
Its not just about Celestia. Thats what I heard from the former goddess.
I wont let any of you selfish, icy bitches take the title of True Goddess!
A pointless struggle, with no end in sight.
Shut yer hole! I cant stand the way you talk all high n mighty. Get outta here, Thunder Tits!
Wh-?! Breasts are symbolic for both maturity and fertility. The size of my bust equates my aptitude as a goddess.
With such logic, it can be said that you and Neptune are the least fitting.
The hells that? Listen to that crap, talkin out yer ass. Ill kill you! Die!
Locked in battle, the CPUs neglected their duties to the world below.
Well settle it just fine, even if you hadnt brought it up. But the result wont be what you hoped for.
You really are completely different when youve activated HDD. I kinda like it. It makes me want to try even harder!
True. It has been eons and weve only come to a stalemate. Surely youre not implying youve been slacking off?
Th-Thats not what I meant! I wasnt even talking to you. Nevertheless, weve come here for a fight, so lets keep fighting!
Come now, isnt this getting a bit sterile? Lets think carefully for a moment. About one another.
This is all for the people in the human world below. Settling this matter is also for their sake.
As it happened, though, things were about to change.
What I mean is, why dont we work together for once?
Heh, like a happy family? Please, that idea wont solve anything. Competition drives Gamindustri forward!
But the way things are now are failing to work as well. Why not erase just one of us?
Hmm, sure. That could be the catalyst of change we have been searching for.
To make it easier later on, we should rid ourselves of the one we find difficult to fight, not someone we personally despise.
Well, I hate you. Im the one wholl finish you off, so youre staying for now.
The way you lose your composure gets on my nerves. Id love to teach you discipline with my own hands.
I dont have anyone in particular, but if I had to pick somebody, I suppose Id aim to take you down.
Sure, I guess. We dont really have anything in common. Then, whos left?
A fateful choice had been made that day in Celestia.
Neptune, be honored. Youve chosen to signal the beginning of the end of the Console War.
Dont be foolish. Well, it doesnt matter. Even against the three of you, Neptune does what you all dont!
Do as you wish to me. Ill counter your attacks a hundred-fold!
Theres little point to this if she wakes up and fights us again. Why dont we simply exile her to the world below?
We aint gonna kill her?
As blunt as ever If you could, can you save this discussion for after you win against me?
Im not sure if we can kill her or not. This is a first for us. The former goddess taught us nothing of this situation.
Did you just ignore me again? Yeah, yeah you did. Youll regret this!
And so will you! You said we three wont stand a chance against you? Well, were going all out!
And so CPU Purple Heart of Planeptune stood against her sisters
Black Heart, CPU of Lastation
Green Heart, CPU of Leanbox
And White Heart, CPU of Lowee.
Against such forces, even the mightiest warrior in Gamindustri was doomed to defeat.
And so, she fell
Next time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Severe Head Trauma Center! Is there a nurse in the house?