Part 50: Its A Mystery To EveryonePreviously on Hyperdimension Neptunia you all continued messing around instead of going off and stopping Arfoire. Which, which you will do today. Right?
Huh? Um, dont see that on the agenda.
Video- Even More Blanc
No. I cant think of anything.
Maybe Ill take a break and look at some forum posts on the internet. I might find some interesting ideas there.
Three hours, already? I replied too many times and got booted due to new user posting restrictions.
Yeah I think were still on how awful Blanc is at writing.
Ill sell this at the upcoming event. Five-hundred copies should be enough.
What if it sells out? People who are interested but cant buy one will be disappointed or pissed.
Sucks, but Ill have to make an order sheet for those fools and send them copies later.
Cant wait for the opening day.
Its not my fault none of you idiots can appreciate my genius. Ah, there, that narrator guy is back.
Its always like this. No matter how many copies I make, just a few sell.
Whatm I doing wrong?
I think Im skilled. No, I know I am.
Must be this stupid cover.
A lot of worthless writers use fancy covers to attract the mouth-breathing masses. Its such a cheap trick.
I dont wanna stoop to their level, but its important I get attention too.
People will become my fans as soon as they read and experience my brilliance.
Then more visitors will come to my website.
Not a bad plan. I must locate an illustrator.
You you okay? I know she made you read those things, but dont worry. Its all going to be all right.
Ive never bothered to look.
Thisll be a good way to waste some time.
Wha-?! Why the hellre people acting like fools on my site?! Who the hell did this? Ill kill em!
Frickin shit! That really pisses me off!
I know. Before I delete this Copy it, and
I havent been there in a while, but the other CPU blog pages are ah, there they are.
Paste this on their newest entries
Tweak it a bit Nice.
Now, go ahead and feel the same unpleasant feeling I suffered.
What? Of course it will be. So, I read through those books, showed them to my producer, and we both agree: weve got a winner here!
I havent even seen a theatrical play before. What stories do they tell there?
All the actors seem to be female. This sign says theyre the Opera Alliance Hanagumi.
It says he story is staged in the Taisho era. Hmm? Wait a sec
Look. It says it takes place in Taisho 16.
Oh, youre not as smart as you act. You didnt realize? The Taisho era ended after year 15.
Wh-?! W-Well, excuse the hell outta me! History isnt my favorite damn subject. Dont think youre better, greasy hair!
Then, does that mean this play is sci-fi?
Staging it in Taisho 16 means they might be trying to portray a world which never was.
Ah, like a world with no World War?
Or a national tragedy from the country continuing its militarism.
I cant believe these cute girl actresses put on such a serious story about Japan!
Umm, sorry to ruin the moment, but I heard the number was just put there because the series was running for such a long time.
Not as awesome now, huh?
Nifty? Uh, not really. I think thats the blue hedgehog!
Hes coming to us on foot. I like those red sneakers !
Hedgehog: Everyone, welcome to Planeptune.
Omigosh, the blue hedgehog talked! Such strange creatures with such attitudes exist on Planeptune ?
Aw, it aint nothin compared to other lands! Anyway, youre that hedgehog, right?
Hedgehog: Ive anticipated your arrival for a long time. Please, try to keep up and follow me!
Where are we going?
Oh well. He doesnt look like a bad hedgehog. We cant turn around now.
Yeah, were thinking ten movie deal, full promotion, the works. I mean vampires are huge, werewolves are huge, so vampire werewolves? Cant fail!
Hedgehog: This is my masters mansion. Please, wait here.
Wh-Whoa, whats going on? Why are we getting invited to a mansion, anyway?
Probably because were in a party with the goddesses! Im sure he meant to bring them, but not us.
Only a limited number of people even know were goddesses. How would this mansions owner know that?
This could be bad. Neptune, did you piss off someone else from around here?
Huh?! Blaming me, already?! Impossible, nuh-uh, no way! Cant be!
You sure? You didnt do anything? Nothing at all?
W-Well I cant really say absolutely not at all no chance maam, but !
Wahhh! What do I do?! I dont want us to get killed cuz of something I did but dont remember!
Will they strangle us?! Poison us?! Or will the hedgehog munch on us?!
No I wish I could have gotten all the achievements in all the games in the world before I died!
I wanted to be a famous voice actress!
What about my Amateur Writers Award?
Amateur Writers Award?
See, I told you. Im amazing.
W-Were so sorry! Huh? Welcome? Whore you, creepy man?
Are you the traveler we met a while back?
Owner: Yes, from when you encountered that hero of destiny.
I didnt know you owned such a big house. So you must be really rich.
Owner: Well, I thought about what I could possibly do to help the people of this land after seeing the hero.
I ended up starting a welfare organization here on Planeptune.
From our encounter, I realized helping others is my calling.
Fortunately, the business is a success. As a result, Ive earned a happy and comfortable life.
Owner: This wouldnt have happened without the protection of all you goddesses.
Ive looked forward to seeing the real goddesses once more ever since. Its not much, but please accept my gratitude.
What?! Youre givin us stuff? I cant do nothing in return, though
Dont waste his kindness and just graciously accept it.
Dont forget to really show your sense of appreciation.
Sense of appreciation? Okay, you got it, Iffy!
Mr. Traveler, thanks bunches! Go on, sniff me, nibble me, grill me, bite me Whatever!
Owner: Wh-What ?
What the hell are you thinking?
Has humanitys taste really gotten so bad that theyd pay for that drivel?
Hmm, not sure. I do play a lot of games with guy protagonists.
I borrowed one from Lady Green Heart the other day. It was a story based on the Shinsengumi.
Huh. I played a game like that recently. Maybe they were the same?
Was everyone in it really hot?
The effects and storyline were also great. I couldnt put it down!
Was the main character around my age?
Huh? Does Okita say something like Ill kill you?
Nope. Actually, Okita was the main character.
You control Okita and fight Ryoma Sakamoto and Takamori Saigo!
I was definitely thinking about another game.
Well they bought our game so anythings possible.
Video- Nisa the Heroine
Older Brother: Dont worry about me Youre not looking so hot yourself.
Younger Brother: Its my bad. You got injured trying to protect me.
Older Brother: Its my duty as an older brother. I only did what I had to.
Our reputation is totally in the toilet now, though
Older Brother: The monster?! I guess we failed to shake it. Run, brah! Dont worry about me.
Younger Brother: No way! I cant leave you behind. Dammit! Someone Someone please help us!
Older Brother: Dont waste your breath. Weve committed way too many crimes. Any help for us lowlifes would be way too convenient.
Thats a good point.
Older Brother: ?!
Hey, monster! Take this strike of justice!
Whew. You guys cut it a little close.
Younger Brother: Wh-Why? Whyd you save us?
Unfortunately, I dont discriminate when it comes to people in need of saving.
Even two insignificant peons who mock my appearance.
Older Brother: Listen to that, brah Theres still someone whod save us. This world isnt as ark as I thought.
Younger Brother: Brah
Older Brother: Why dont we go back to how it was before our life of crime, brah?
Reach out to the helpless people, just like this chick
Younger Brother: It wont be easy, but if we can help others like us I think its worth a shot.
If you think nobodys there for you, then you must be there for someone else. Others will reciprocate in kind.
Older Brother: Thanks, flatty hero. Well never forget those mosquito bites.
Dammit, you ruined the moment!
Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: The Last Battle?! Is it really all over?