Part 49: BlancSo previously, I let Neptune win because its boring as shit to sit around doing work all day and it gave me an excuse to go with her.
I knew it!
I cant even tell if shes serious or not. Anyway Blanc I have a question.
Video- Blanc Scenes
New books from IF Publisher are coming out I was too busy to remember.
Its snowing. As usual. I dont wanna go outside.
I could ask Financier to go buy them for me.
But shes already out getting groceries. Shes so useless.
Ill just make a list of whats new, then make her go buy them first thing tomorrow morning.
Financier Shes definitely getting a pay cut for this.
Wheres that narrator guy gone to? I mean he was still with you when I left, so you were the last one to see him right?
The Amateur Writer Prize winners of this label are getting worse every damn year.
How could these talentless hacks win?
Mine are all way better.
Ah ?! Why havent I thought about applying for the contest before?
Nows my chance to show these idiots what real writing is.
Ive decided. I better buy a new PC before I get too amped up.
No need for a supercomputer with Blast Processing or whatever. Just something for writing and easy to carry around
Its the laptop computer age.
I thought I saw an ad for a free laptop with an internet contract purchase.
I dont have time to waste with the goddess crap. I better sign up before the offer expires.
And, there. Gonna go buy a laptop. Bye.
Ill get there in no time.
Oh, that guy. Yeah, I wanted his opinion on how I could promote my books better so he offered to read them over. Id just dropped them off when Neptune showed up.
Financier: No, not yet, Lady White Heart.
Im done when I say I am. Arent you tired? Go home and die.
Financier: Yes, my Lady. Then tomorrow, well need to take care of all the piled up work.
Hopefully you can handle it on your own.
Financier: Youll be working too, you know!
Dont get so riled up. It was a joke.
I know. Ill do it tomorrow. Happy?
Financier: Im glad. Excuse me.
Good job today.
Alone at last. Time to write.
Nope. I cant think of crap.
Whats this frustrating feeling welling up inside me? How unpleasant.
Lets surf the net. I might get some interesting ideas.
Its been two hours? Damn. The internets a scary invention.
You did Oh, no.
I saw someone who looked just like you at the Planeptune convention the other day. Were you selling books?
Howd you ?
I knew it. I was there too, ysee.
Nice. Were you there alone or with a group?
I was just security. I wanted to look around, but I didnt really get the time.
Then take this.
Its my masterpiece short story.
Whoa, amazing. Can I read it now?
Its embarrassing, but whatever.
Wait, you write? I kind of want to see that.
The fact you understand my intent makes you better than others.
Youve got good eyes. Ill give you my old works, too.
Great! I-Im so pumped. Yay.
Hold on. Ill go grab them.
Ive never read something so poorly written before. Is this really the syntax they use in Celestia? Its appalling.
It cant be.
No you dont.
Bandit: I dont wanna die! Eeeeek!
No need to squeal in terror! Nisa is here!
Bandit Leader: Help! Sh-Shes coming for us. The White Demon!
Found you, you little shits.
What?! Lady White Heart?!
I mean, shes white, so
Move, Nisa. I dont wanna involve you.
How could you? Theyre your civilians!
Theyre bandits. And they mocked my chest.
So, Imma kill em dead!
Bandits are criminals, and making fun of a girls chest is unforgivable
But thats no excuse to attack people in your HDD state!
Bandit Leader: Yeah! You tell her, pimple-nipples!
Bandit: No matter how jacked her weaponry, your justice will triumph! We believe in you, flatty!
Lady White Heart, Ill be your wingman.
Lets go, Nisa! Burn em to ashes!
Kill all those who deny the allure of modest-breasted girls!
Tch, I should have known that was really you and not just a costume. Even cosplayers dont dress that slutty.
Why say such things, Lady White Heart?
Ive never met anyone this good at synthesis. Come to Lowee and make yourself useful.
I appreciate invite, but I need to think
I still want to see new things around world.
Travel places, find rare ingredients
Learn different techniques from everywhere.
Therefore, please wait until I master craft.
Fine. If thats your will, then I cant force you or anything.
I doubt youll change your mind soon, but let me know if you do.
Ill no, all of Lowee will welcome you anytime.
Yes, thanks, Lady White Heart.
What?! Wh-Why I am the very picture of modesty, thank you very much!
Huh? Say it.
It can be anything. I want thing belonging to you.
Fine. Its cheap, but hows this scarf?
Can you put autograph?
Okay Whatre you planning to do with it?
Experiment. I cant tell you until result is back.
Thank you. Excuse me.
What kind of experiment is this?
I dont know, that skirt is pretty short.
Whats wrong? Whyre you so excited?
I listed autograph scarf on internet auction.
Your scarf sell at highest price of all goddesses!
It four times as much as Lady Green Hearts autograph ribbon.
Twice the price of Lady Black Hearts autograph socks!
We sell your stuff if we run out of travel money!
What the hellm I supposed to say to that?
Like any of you can talk! I mean youve got those hanging out all the time and Neptunes is shorter than mine!
What do you see, Nep-Nep?
Its coming this way! Whooooa!
Wh-What in blazes was that?!
Um, a car. I know they dont exist on Lastation, but who wouldnt know about them these days?
Wh-Whatever. I know what a car is! Its the steam-powered horseless thing, right?
Wrong era. Anyway, there are so many of them Is it a race?
Cameraman: Yes, correct! This is a crazy cart race!
Its the destined battle! A live-or-die battle! It is nothing but the ultimate race!
Whats this passion? Whore you, anyway?!
Cameraman: Im the editor-slash-cameraman reporting on this intense cart race!
Cameraman:[ Its an annual race sponsored by Shroom Kingdom!
The race between Woopa Twoopa, led by Wowser, their king, and others aiming to take him down!
Hey, dont bring me into this!
Cameraman: You know them, too?
Yeah. We were almost roasted by his breath.
Cameraman: What?! Such an interesting scoop! Can you tell me more? Where was this? When? Why?!
Huh? Ugh, man! Youre an annoying wiener!
Anyway, Mr. Cameraman, dont you need to pay attention to the race? Theyve almost vanished.
Cameraman: Crap. Heres my card. Call me tomorrow. Bye.
Such a busybody. What just happened?
Hmm, hes a creepy paparazzi!
And I mean its not like youve got anything to cover up anyway Blanc so its not like its a challenge for you.
Oh no, its an elderly woman! What happened here?
Kid: She was attacked by a red hexaroc.
Red hexaroc? Where are they now?! Well take care of those evil things !
Kid: No. Its okay. I got them.
You defeated them? Alone? You must be tough.
Did you forget? On my land, monsters are nothing compared to the people here.
Anyway, we should care for that woman. Can you stand, maam?
Old Lady: Thank you. You saved me.
Kid: How could they do this to you?
Old Lady: I am the nursemaid to this kingdoms princess. I am Bimpa. They came to steal the kingdoms Triangleforce.
They have one piece, but the princess hid the other fragments all across the land.
And what happened to the princess?
Old Lady: Shes in captivity. They must have attacked me since the princess would not tell them where the pieces are.
You did not just go there.
You sure you can do this alone? N-Not like I want to get involved in someones crisis on someone elses land !
Hold on. This boy might be a true hero chosen by fate!
Kid: Your kind thoughts are enough. Thank you. Shall we get going, maam?
Old Lady: Th-Thank you
Theyre gone. Im pretty impressed by that boy.
Traveler: He is a true hero.
Whoa! Wh-Where did you come from?!
Traveler: Sorry. Its just Its been a while since Ive seen such a hero.
True. I dont meet heroes as often as I used to back in the day. I miss that a little.
I know the trend is old-fashioned, but as a goddess, its kind of deplorable
Traveler: A goddess? A-Are you a real goddess?
Yeah. Im a real goddess. Im allowed to disclose that, right?
Uh, sure, if its just one person.
This wont do at all! How can you defeat Arfoire if you cant stop fighting amongst yourselves?
Ive been traveling around Gamindustri for a lot longer than them, so you can depend on me for sure!
You kidding? I worked so hard as a goddess while Neptune just wandered around like a lost puppy.
Whod depend on a goddess with zero experience as a goddess?
Huh?! Grrr I cant counter that! But, but-!
My intellect is unmatched.
Excuse me? I dont know if I can let such a comment slide.
I heard from a friend that Lowees goddess never meets with outsiders.
Doing paperwork in the Basilicom all day, every day I dont think thats all a goddess has to do.
You just recently started associating with people outside your Basilicom, too.
Th-Thats not true. I talk to many, many people from all over the world. Sometimes, for hours each day.
Yeah, through the anonymity of the internet.
Were in front of someone, you know! We really shouldnt argue like this.
I apologize, Mr. Mysterious Man.
[b[Traveler:[/b] Please dont mind me. I have seen plenty during my travels, but this is my first experience with the goddesses.
Yes. Remember, the truth is out there!
What? Were not fighting.
Shes also stern and mature. I think her fluffy hat suits her perfectly.
Whenever shes focused on a book, she looks like an innocent child
I wish I had a little sister just like her
You really should think it over.
Yeah, were just having a calm and friendly discussion here.
Thisll be awesome! Its the first book Ive read in a long time!
To top it off, it was written by a CPU! Thisll be some premium stuff.
Oooh, Im so anxious to read it!
I know it may not appear that way, but I can assure you things are perfectly fine.
People say sugar can stimulate the brain. I wonder if theres anything I can eat.
This feels familiar
Strawberry shortcake. Just a single slice, but its wrapped up all neat.
Whose is it? The names smudged and I cant make it out
-=Why does that matter? Youre gonna eat it either way.=-
Id never do such a thing!
~*~Correct. Lyrica knows better than to take something not belonging to her.~*~
-=Its not good to hold back. Your desire to eat something is a response to your body requiring something to eat.=-
~*~Dont confuse her.~*~
~*~Having something important of yours stolen away Can you imagine the devastation you would feel?~*~
-=Who cares what others feel? This is about Lyrica and nobody else. Shes hungry.=-
-=But I wonder to whom it belongs. Could it be one of the goddesses?=-
Yeah Histy, this is how we always are.
-=I think Neptune would like super-sweet chocolate cake. Lady Green Heart probably enjoys green tea cake.=-
Just because its green? I bet she eats stuff more regal, like melon shortcake.
-=Yeah, you picked that because its green, too. What about you, angelic voice thing?=-
~*~It might be Lady White Heats. Its white and she seems to be the type who would enjoy strawberries.~*~
-=So youre interested in finding out, after all.=-
~*~My curiosity to learn the owner of the cake does not imply I wish for Lyrica to consume it.~*~
-=Yeah, whatever. If its really Lady White Hearts we should leave it alone =-
This is going nowhere! Whose cake is this, really?!
We saved a piece for you, Lyrica.
Lady White Hearts good at chasing people! She didnt have to get so upset
I know it was like a grenade explosion, but Im just a human! Everyone cuts a fart once in a while.
Plus, the louder it is, the less smell it has. So they say.
Anyway, that one was really sound-barrier shatteringly loud.
Shell get over it soon.
Oh, there you are. Whyre you sneaking around all stealthily?
Ahhh! W-Wifey Number 1? Dont scare me like that Did you need me? Miss me?
Delivering a message from Lady White Heart. She said Dont think youre going to get away with this.
She was running around rather frantically. It was pretty out of character for her. What happened?
Oh crap! Hah, crap, get it?! Um, I better get going. Bye!
I dont get it. Are they playing tag? Are they both at such a playful age?
Its nothing to worry about. Oh, hey, since youre here, could you go track down the narrator? Were worried Blancs books may have killed him or something.
She gave me one to use for reading, one to use for display, and one to use for propagating!
She didnt wanna spoil it for me, so she didnt tell me what its about
But she says the scene where a wolf boy and a tiger boy battle it out is her favorite!
Ooh, I know! I should share my excitement with Iffy too!
No, wait! Its not fair to my other wifeys if I lavish Iffy with my love all the time.
In this case, Ill pass it along so everyone can read it! All right, Im such a genius!
Lady White Heart said you wont find this book in normal stores.
I wonder if its something normal people arent allowed to read?
Hmm Ill have to ask Iffy later!
My books didnt kill anyone! Anyway! Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Its A Mystery To Everyone! Who the hell knows!