Part 48: CPU White HeartUgh, and Im back here? What a pain in the ass. No, Im not going to dignify the last episode by describing it.
Glad to see youve not changed.
Video- Verts Gift
The Sanctified: Welcome back, Lady Green Heart. My, thats quite a killing youve brought home.
I ended up playing the crane game a lot and won all the prizes.
The Sanctified: I didnt know crane games had prizes besides stuffed animals.
Theyve got everything! Figures, pillows, snacks, electronic appliances
Some places have green algae as a prize, too. Its tricky to pinch with the crane.
The Sanctified: Sounds interesting. Whats this square thing with an image on it? A mirror?
This is a counterfeit prize.
I dont know which company produces it, but its using an image taken off the internet.
Of course, without the express consent of the original owner.
The Sanctified: Thats horrible.
I cant believe buyers would agree to purchase products like this to put on their shelves.
Anyway, enough of that prattling. Ive got a gift for you.
The Sanctified: F-For me?
Its just a stuffed animal I won two of, but its a thank you for letting me sneak off all the time.
Is it to your liking?
The Sanctified: Thank you very much. This will be my familys prized heirloom!
Youre overreacting a little bit
Oh hell no, Im not putting up with any shit from you.
Video- More Blogging
Lets see Most of these are asking for more frequent updates. Every day? What am I, a robot?
As someone who runs a game walkthrough website, its hard to update my blog every day, too.
Anything else ?
Thats a rather disappointing comment.
Hmhmhm. Ive got an idea. Before I delete it and ban their IP Ill copy this comment, and
I havent checked recently, but I have the other CPUs blogs saved as favorites. There they are Ill go to hers.
Paste the comment in the newest entry
Change it a little bit Done.
Hmhmhmm. I wonder how shell react.
Are you seriously going to act like this the whole time were together? I mean n-not that I was expecting us to have a fun time now that were all together or something.
Were not here to sightsee, Histy. Nep and you have to somehow convince the bitchy Lady White Heart to help us.
Iffy and I will wait outside. We dont want to make Lady White Heart nervous.
Were outsiders to her. She was even upset when Nep didnt remember her past as a goddess.
I dunno about that! Its okay. Ill do my best to pester her, even if you two are there!
You dont have to pester her. Just go.
Arfoire isnt going to wait for you while you waste your time here.
Lady White Heart was stubborn, but I bet shell understand if youre honest with her. Go, Nep-Nep and Histy!
Good, because that isnt going to happen.
You brought them in without my consent?
Hey, now! You shouldnt be so mean to someone who buys your groceries and stuff!
Hello. We have returned to persuade you again. We absolutely need your strength. Please, lend us your aid!
No matter how many times you come to annoy me, my answers the same. I wont team up with weak, chubby idiots.
Ch-Chubby?! Tell me why! Lowee is being attacked by monsters too, right?!
The monsters are an issue, sure, but how do you even know thats due to Arfoire?
Cuz Histy said so. Our war in Celestia, manipulation of the Guild, the Evangelist its all because of her!
Neptune. Your memory is all back, huh? Then you must understand.
I trust no one. The Console War that started this mess Who knows what anyones thinking?
You cant trust anyone? Didnt ya see it yourself? Arfoire, the monsters?!
I only trust my Basilicom and nobody other than myself.
I am here to protect my people and this land.
I cant possibly leave them because of some flat, pantless girl a tome or our former goddess.
Oh, stop being such a stick in the mud!
Do you not think stopping Arfoire is something you must do for the sake of your land and its people?
Dontcha think this is our, the goddesses, responsibility to stop a maverick goddess?
The world is in danger! I know it is hard to believe, but do you not think it would be too late if her plan is left unchecked?
Id rather not think like that.
Nope, Dont wanna think about it. Leave. To me, you are all the villains here.
I see a little bit of Arfoire in you, too. You are stubborn and will not listen to reason.
! Wh-Whatd you do with Arfoire in this kinda situation?
You just have to keep pestering her. Of course, I ended up beating her a bit.
Stick in the ? Oh, you are going to regret that.
Beat her, huh? Survival of the fittest Its the universes golden rule.
Go ahead. If you want. Youre right. I shouldve used force from the very start!
I knew that tomboy Newtype was you. I wasnt sure even when my memory came back, but I was right after all!
Im popular in my human form here. Kids and senior citizens, mostly. We havent settled anything between us.
Hopefully there will be no interruptions. Youve been an eyesore for thousands of years This will settle it.
What, do you want to fight again? That didnt go so well for you last time.
Video- Versus White Heart
Boss Battle: White Heart
Same as the other two really. She will start using her more powerful attacks when her health gets low. If you beat them, youll beat her. Especially since Neptune gets at least one level from winning each of these fights.
Ohmigosh, enough already! Histy and I arent gonna be able to force you to come ?
Is this really about your people and land? What else is on your mind? Will you tell us?
I just dont wanna be around Neptune.
I frickin hate you! Everything you do! I hate it all! Your boobs are bigger than mine! UGH! Ill never help you, scum!
Whoa! Thats so blunt. Why dyou get all butch like that sometimes, anyway?
Where are your two slutty girlfriends? Whatever, Im over it. Im out!
I hated you from the first time I saw you. Your stupid face, your personality I hate idiots like you. Theres my reason!
Whats that snotty chuckle?! Whats up with you? Think youre better than me?!
No. I was around Arfoire for a very long time.
I remember when she used to act like you. She was saying the opposite of what she truly felt
And anyway you dont have to try so hard, its just us here.
Neptune, I think she is envious of your personality, smile, breasts, and loves you despite such envy.
Really? For really reals? Awesome! So you were being a meanie because you like me?
You! Hell no! I hate that stupid gullibility, too!
Mm-hmm! I think its like my weakness and my strength.
Wh-What the hells wrong with you? Im insulting you, ya bitch! Why dont you cry and whine about it like the outsider?!
Okay, so youve got a thing for sensitive girls like Compa. I see
I feel like I understand her a lot more thanks to you, Histy.
I am glad. Then, how about we try one more time and ask her to come with us?
Okay! Well, um We dont need no useless goddess wannabe like you! Well go fight Arfoire by ourselves, you big jerk!
Whatd you say?! I aint backin off! Take me there and Ill kill her by myself!
Histy, did I do it?
Yes, I think so. She agreed to come with us, after all.
Wait, what?! Agh, dammit all! I totally fell for it Dammit!
LWE Feinne on Neptunia Game Mechanics: CPU White Heart Edition
And weve finally got our last character, CPU White Heart. Lets take a look.
White Heart is a relatively balanced character offensively, with a good set of physical and magical attacks. Her ultimate, Hard Break, is also by far the cheapest ultimate attack in the game. Defense is where she really shines, though, having a ton of health and really high defensive stats. Shes kind of slow but overall shes still pretty good on the front lines. Her items are pretty standard and boring. Oh, and all her attacks but Hard Break are in German, no idea why. Lets look at her other costumes!
I like that their hair and eye colors change to fit with the costuming, its pretty cool. Anyway we have all four goddesses now, so the ending will change.
Just shut up. Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Blanc. Do we have to have an episode about me?