Part 47: VertLast time on Hyperdimension Neptunia, I decided to join up with Neptune to save the world. Now, on Hyperdimension Neptunia!
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No answer Shes basically a corpse.
Hmhmhmm I wont stand for this insolence any longer. Its time to prepare for war. War, I say!
The Sanctified: L-Lady Green Heart?!
We shall instigate an all-out attack on those Planeptune fools. Of course, I shall take the lead.
So, please gather those with good tanking and aggro capabilities by tonight There.
The Sanctified: Y-Yes, my Lady!
I never expected the calm, reserved Lady Green Heart to rally the troops for battle.
I thought she only had brains for games and anime. Shes a true goddess, after all.
Shes been governing the land carefully, under the guise of playing games.
I should try to emulate her.
Lady Green Heart, your army is ready.
With your command, we are ready to charge!
Oh, shush. What in the world is going on here?
The Sanctified: My Lady, I have come to report we are ready to assault Planeptune!
Huh? Why would we desire such a thing?
The Sanctified: Why ? Thats what you told us to organize this morning, my Lady.
This morning? Ohhhh I think I understand the situation.
I was playing an MMO this morning, silly.
The Sanctified: Huh?
The Planeptune players are getting too rowdy. They think they should get all the drops since the games made in their land.
So, players from other lands have been plotting a coup to teach them a lesson.
The Sanctified: I was certain you were talking about real life Then, what should I do with the assembled army ?
The Sanctified: Damn
Thats not how I remember last time.
Everything. Rhythm games, fighting games, shooting games, crane games, racing games
I play medal games, too. The arcade actually keeps my coins in storage there.
The Sanctified: You really do play the field, huh? Do you have a favorite?
Well Ive recently gotten a soft spot for simulation games.
Theres one where I sit inside a car-shaped booth and shoot giant mutant creatures
Or one where I sit inside a pod-shaped chair and control a giant robot to fight in battle with.
Oh, and Ive become a pro at the crane games. Ive gotten so I can win prizes at least once per trip.
The Sanctified: Whoa, impressive. Ive never seen an arcade in Leanbox with such a variety of games.
Nope. Planeptune has them everywhere.
The Sanctified: What?!
That said, Ill return tomorrow night. Thanks for always letting me slip out.
The Sanctified: Yes, my La- Wait, what?!
I hope Ill just get scolded and nothing worse
Yeah Im pretty sure I had to beat you up and then we sorta kidnapped you after.
Y-Yes, may I help you, dear Nisa?
How can I make mine plump up like yours?
When did they start to blossom and grow for you, my Lady?
Well, I think I was just born with them.
Were a bit different from normal humans. Understand?
Oh, actually, I may have an idea why.
Hmhmhmm, but I wont tell you for free.
Lets see If you play games with me for a week, Ill consider sharing my secret.
I just have to play games for a week?!
Sure. Theres a Guild Raid in one week online to decide whos the top Guild.
Of course, mine will participate, but not everyone can play since theyre busy with their real lives. Quitters.
I want you to raise a character wholl be the top tank for my Guild.
Youre telling me to become an addict?
Why yes, thats what itll take.
Ill humbly decline that offer.
I guess if you want to get all technical on things it could have looked like that.
Youre either working or drinking too much.
Im fine. I played the MMO a bit too much and forgot to take a breath. Im so hot
Youre one of the CPUs, too How long did you end up playing?
Only about five hours yesterday. Sometimes Ill play around 150 hours per week.
150 hours?! Youre not even sleeping for 2 hours each day!
Im still an amateur. A trained MMO veteran would play non-stop without sleep.
Just out of curiosity What do you do about meals?
I stockpile a weeks worth of food in my room.
Wouldnt you gain weight? I think you should stop
Actually, no matter my eating habits, I dont gain an ounce. I wonder if its because Im a CPU?
Im tremendously jealous.
But I prefer to look at things positively.
The fan-exclusive collectors set: Kichiku Megane Harlem Set for Virgins!
Comes with the game disc, drama CD, art book, and series anthology Oh, I cant wait!
Since Im one of the first ten members, I get the VIP treatment!
A special alarm clock with one of the actors voices recorded to call my name.
My day would be that much better, getting to hear such a handsome voice in the morning.
Awww, isnt it here yet?
Lady Green Heart, you have package.
Oh, little Gust. Did you deliver this for me?
Im registered under emergency contact as temporary delivery staff, so I do this sometimes.
I was asked to deliver package to you.
Content description is Kichiku Megane Harlem Set for Virgins. Yes?
Lady Green Heart?
Little Gust Please dont tell anyone about this!
Especially Iffy! Anyone but her !
She will be so disappointed in me if she learns I purchased an Adult Only rated all-male item
I wouldnt be able to live with myself
Then give hush money.
Youre goddess, so I discount to 10% of package cost. Then, secret safe.
Ugh I cant believe Im being taken advantage of
But its a small price to pay if this prevents Iffy from being disappointed in me.
This called easy money.
Wait, you bought what now?
Oh? Whatever could it be?
I got free voucher code for Planeptunes MMO, Four Goddesses Online.
Are you serious?!
I didnt win that, even though I applied two-hunderd times
Well, one application per address
I changed the name and address each time How did they know?
Ill sell it at good price if you want.
You will?! Thats fantastic.
How about ten thousand?
T-Ten thousand ?!
Too expensive for goddess, huh? I guess it silly to expect someone to agree to pay so much
Such a bargain! Sold!
I dont know what youre talking about I certainly wouldnt buy any games with inappropriate content or even know that the game were talking about has such content.
Ahhh Ive stayed up all night writing songs, but never playing a board game
Its harder than I thought, staying up and doing things Im not used to.
IF was completely zoned out after the 50th turn
Hopefully it doesnt happen the next time we play.
In any case, earning 100 million in 2 years is just abnormal.
I was cursed with bad money luck the whole time, so I never got out of the red
Madam Boxgreen is a harsh mistress
And anyway Im an adult, so who cares if I want to buy an Adults Only game?
Ive never played an online game I dont know what Im supposed to do after I log on
What do I say when someone talks to me? Where am I supposed to go?
I know Im supposed to meet her here I wonder if Lady Green Heart will find me?
Oh! Lyrica? Were you waiting long? Im sorry. Its Lady Green Heart!
Hmm I hope youll be able to help me out today There.
Shes using a male character Its online, so I guess she can do whatever she wants.
I wouldnt have ever noticed if her character werent named xXGreenHeartXx.
Huh? Whats she doing behind that thingy?
Whoa! Lots of potatoes and lemons! Lemons are valuable, so you should collect them while you can?
Lady Green Heart Shes so nice, even online Huh? Guild Raid? I have no idea what that is.
She invited me to something called a Guild Raid, which is supposed to happen in three days
Oh well. Ill sign back on around then!
You should really think it over
Also you pretend to be a guy online?
Whatre you talking about? Whatd she agree to?
To marry me, of course!
Oh, was there like a ten minute rule or something?
Its different. We already had a ceremony and everything.
A ceremony ? Youre surely not talking about a wedding, are you ?
Yeah, a wedding! What else? We got married!
Isnt that too soon? And what happened to all that Wifey Number 1 crap? You just move from person to person?
Lady Green Hearts a boy, though.
Nuh-uh! Shes got a really cool character on Four Goddesses Online!
Four Goddesses Online?
Yup. We got married in the game!
O-Oh. Youre talking about a game. Good. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Lady Green Hearts a real gentleman. She shares her stamina when Im in danger and sends me rare equipment as gifts!
Uh-huh. Thats nice.
Where do you think well go on our honeymoon? A tropical island in the shape of a heart, maybe?!
Right, heart-shaped island
Lady Green Hearts gonna wear a tux and Ill be in a dress and well have a sugary-sweet time together!
Talking about this stuff makes me miss her Im gonna go back to her room now!
Wha- Hey! Wait ! Whats up with that? She looks like shes having fun, I guess.
Thats perfectly ordinary as well.
Youre in a good mood. Were you playing games with Lady Green Heart again?
Yup! Shes got so many!
I never, ever get bored in her room.
So what kind of game did you play today?
A shooting game! She said its an FPS or something.
You hold this gun and shoot at bad guys!
FPS? Guns? Was there a lot of blood?
Oh yeah, buckets and buckets! Like a slimy, bloody hell!
Red, do you remember seeing a letter in a black and white box on the games package?
Like E, or T Its the games rating. Do you remember what it had?
It was an Eeeeem
Im going to have a chat with Lady Green Heart.
I mean I really dont see anything wrong with playing a character that isnt your real gender, its just a game.
A present? Um, thanks. Whats the occasion?
I I cant tell you! Its got nothing to do with me wanting to raise my Charisma level, just so you know.
All right, thanks. Ill just accept your kind thoughts. Thats all I need.
Youve got to take the present, too! Youre way too mean!
I had such a hard time finding it! You like that one goddess, right?
R-Right. I mean, I respect them all for protecting entire landmasses on their own.
Meeting them in person really changed how I see them.
Well, guess what?! You can match that one goddess with this item!
Ta-da! Kichiku Megane Harlem Set for Virgins!
Wh-What are you talking about?! Why would any goddess own such a thing?!
Im not kidding. I found this in Lady Green Hearts room one day.
I didnt know where to get it, but I finally found a copy on the interweb thing. Here you go!
She mustve seen something else and mistook it for this, just like the Blanc Manju debacle. Yup, yup.
A-anyway, Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: CPU White Heart. Someone besides me can be embarrassed!