Part 46: Green HeartOh dear, am I doing this right? Yes? Okay, previously on Hyperdimension Neptunia, we hung out with Noire. Really? How fun.
Hey, keep it together.
There are tons of cosplayers and theyre all gorgeous. I cant wait for the next one in six months.
Who should I dress up as ?
Speaking of, there was a girl who reminded me a bit of White Heart.
Its not unusual to see commoners try to emulate the CPUs, but that girl was pretty much identical
I know she likes to read, but she wouldnt be seen at a con, right?
I read one of the books the girl was selling, but Her writing was seriously, outrageously bad.
The character names were all spelled in ways impossible to pronounce. Who has that many apostrophes in their name?!
The weapons and skills were written one way, but meant something completely different.
Plus, there were far too many instances of amateur onomatopoeia.
Why would a writer take up half a page with just explosion sounds?
B-But its not like Im a writer. Still, it was pretty unacceptable.
She couldnt possibly have been White Heart. Such writing should never be associated with any CPU. Disgraceful.
How long does one of these updates take, anyway? Ive got a raid later.
Um, thank you for your protection. I guess I dont mind being thanked in a comment post.
This one says please update more often.
I would every day if I could. N-Not that I want to be such a celebrity. Still, such a comment motivates me.
Hah. Lady Black Heart is a cutey. Im glad someone can appreciate beauty.
Lady Black Heart is my wife. No, shes mine. Huh? The hellre you saying?
I wish theyd keep this garbage off my page and bicker elsewhere. Still, it just shows how popular I really am.
Oh, ugh. I cant even bear to read this one aloud.
This sucks. It ruined my good mood completely.
Oh, I know. Before I delete it, Ill copy the comment
Not like I ever check them, but I keep the other CPUs blogs bookmarked
Paste it in their newest entries
Change it a little bit There.
Lets see how they deal with that.
Ugh, dont leave me alone with Neptune!
Video- Gust and Nisa in Leanbox
Younger Brother: Yeah, brah. Theres no door we cant open.
Older Brother: Im glad we moved to Leanbox. There are tons of expensive items in these dumb Aristocrat houses.
Younger Brother: Why dont we go sell this crap and get some booze already?
Caught you, thieves!
Older Brother: Whos there?!
Have you forgotten my face?!
Older Brother: Yeah, but I remember those non-tits! Its the Bilboard Hero!
Younger Brother: Damn man, whys she have to appear everywhere?!
You have the nerve to keep chatting colloquially about my beautiful breasts !
Ill make you get on your knees and whip you until youre traumatized for life!
Older Brother: Sounds sexy, but lets see you try! Were not thieves for no reason!
Lets go, brah. Well use our secret skill to defeat this breastless zero!
Younger Brother: You got it. Just so you know, there hasnt been a single flatty whos survived this skill.
Older Brother: Geh Looks like were in a rut today. Brah, lets retreat.
Younger Brother: Yeah, okay. Well see you again, pancake rack!
Gahhh! They got away again. Ill show them whats what next time.
Im right here. You are saying this right in front of me.
These are Portable phone chargers from Planeptune and a cell phone battery.
I tweaked them a bit.
Tweaks? I dont see any Whatd you do?
Gust show you now. Change cell phone battery to this one.
Now turn on this battery switch
Whoa! Whats this? It says its charging now.
This is complete form of wireless charger.
How did you do this?
This is better than the previous version.
This tweaked portable charger transfers electricity to battery.
It can reach up to ten meters!
Your idea just got stolen the other day, but its amazing how fast you recovered and topped it.
Actually, I checked inside copycat product.
I saw guy use interesting technique to bring down production cost.
I was running out of idea.
So, I used his idea now.
The cost to make went down, too. Im sure people will be interested in this.
I hope that guy wont complain about this. He seems pretty sketchy.
There should be no problem. I paid for copycat product when I buy, like he did mine.
Plus, I own patent of wireless charger.
If he tries anything, I sue him good.
Was this all your plan from the beginning?
This is all as planned.
LWE Feinne on Neptunia Game Mechanics: Recruiting Green Heart Edition
Leanbox is actually even easier to gain shares in, because there are quests that just require you to go in and find the hidden item in the dungeon (which is always in the same place) and a lot of really easy boss kills. If you beat Black Heart youre already in great shape to beat Green and White Hearts so you shouldnt need more prep.
Also, I seem to recall you looking really sad and bored after we got rid of Neptune in act one.
The Sanctified: I apologize for the inconvenience. Shes out fighting monsters, like last time.
Since the Aristocrat ordeal, shes seemed so determined to act like a real goddess.
So? Should we go look for her in dungeons?
No, lets hole up here. I wanna talk to her in a comfy chair and preferably with a soda.
I disagree. She might never come back, especially if she overheats again.
And how would you know, you passed out from the effort!
Video- The Challenge
Oooh Oh, Compa Nep-Nep and Iffy?
Shes like a broken record! Please dont move. Ill get some ice packs and cool you down right now.
I know youre trying, but these monsters arent gonna stop spawning until we beat up Arfoire, yknow?
If we isolate Leanbox and destroy all the spawn discs, the monsters will eventually go away
Maybe youre right, but its better to just take care of Arfoire first. You can fight all you want after that!
After that? Youre the same irresponsible little girl even after youve gotten your memory back.
Exterminate all monsters as soon as possible. Thats my responsibility as goddess of this land.
I getcha, but nobody can take down Arfoire besides us magical transforming girls.
Lady Green Heart, are you okay?
You look like youre getting impatient, trying to make up for the time you feel you wasted until now.
Oh, dont fight over me!
I understand how you feel, but please take your time to think about this. You might be wasting your efforts right now.
As Nep-Nep said, none of the critter trouble will stop until we get rid of Arfoire.
However, I cant just leave these monsters here and go with you!
Ugh, youre as stubborn as a mule! Nothing matters unless we get Arfoire first. Its not a matter of neglecting the issue!
Fine. Then why dont we solve this in a one-on-one battle? Shall we see who is correct through force?
Might makes right, huh? Accepted! If I win, youll admit Im correct, cute, skinny, and come with us?
C-Certainly. Ill face you in my goddess form !
You remember this now, right? The others seem rather calm, though.
Wha-?! You transformed! Ive seen that underboob before. Weve fought!
Im glad youre surprised to see this.
Otherwise, whats the point of a dramatic transformation sequence? Anyway, Im ready. Here I come!
Shut up already! This isnt even about you!
Video- Versus Green Heart
Boss Battle: Green Heart
This works the same way as Black Heart, she uses increasingly powerful attacks as her health decreases. Drag her down and keep your guard up, because once she gets low she really can hit like a train.
Technically I think it was, but you should still be quiet Neptune.
Shes completely overheated. Shes unconscious!
Makes things easier. I dont want her kicking and screaming or whatever. We might get in trouble with the Basilicom.
Nep, you sound like a kidnapper.
LWE Feinne on Neptunia Game Mechanics:
And heres Green Heart:
So dont let the current stats fool you, Green Heart is really bad at gun attacks in practice. They might do okay damage but she just doesnt have a lot of them and the ones she does have arent really that impressive. Once she gets her first weapon upgrade from the store well be able to see her really shine, because her physical attack power will absolutely skyrocket. Vert is really fast and probably the second toughest CPU, so shes great on the front lines. One thing to note is that her ultimate attack, Spiral Break, requires her to be in HDD. Also, her Transforms tend to act as Switches instead of Combo Links when shes already in HDD. Set up her combos as you would any CPU pretty much. She has one alternate costume available at the start, and its pretty great actually.
Once she gets high enough to trigger her first new weapon appearing in the store she will become absolutely brutal, so make sure you bring her in for your share grinding and such even if you dont want to use her on the front line for some reason.
Oh, are we done? Very well. Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Vert. Obviously this will be the best episode of all.