Part 45: NoireYeah so last time Neptune cheated a bunch and tricked me into joining her stupid party, but this time is going to be great because its all about me.
Video- Noire Scenes
Ah. Wind and light, earth and night! Roar! Ninja Special Goddess Transformation!
That doesnt work.
Lastation Prism Power! Busty in Black!
Thats not regal enough for me.
Black Heart, comin through!
What am I aiming for with that?
Black Heart, target locked on!
Meh. I cant think of anything that would do me justice.
Oh my god, you practice your call-outs too? We should do it together some time!
There. Back to the topic.
In the name of the Basilicom, I will punish you!
Servants of Niflheim, return from whence you came!
D-Different mythology, huh?
Allow me to explain. By transforming, the CPU Black Heart from the Land of Black Regality
I dont want to explain it like that.
Shut up, shut up, shut up! Cant you see his holy crest?!
Who do you think I No Thats not right either.
Oh, how about this?
You fool! Have you forgotten my face?!
I suppose they wouldnt know it if Ive transformed.
Through fire, justice is served!
I think thats used, but Im on the right track.
For the sake of humanity, Black Heart will strike down the ambitions of the evil goddess!
If youre not afraid of this glimmering darkness, bring it on!
Yeah! I think Im getting better at this.
Did did you think through what you just said? Like at all?
Manufacturing on it was ceased a while back, but I found the factory on Lastation
I used my power as CPU to reopen the factory and start manufacturing again. Hope it wont cause any issues.
Anyway, its so red and pretty. I like the shape of its head, too.
My pick is in a teardrop shape. Its made from cellulose.
This alone cost me 100 Credits. I should make more original picks and sell them.
Lets get practicing.
Hmph. As expected, Im a natural. Ive mastered the first and second guitar solos in the anime opening and ending themes.
Now Im ready to start my own Lastation Coffee Time band!
B-But its not like I need to make any friends to form a band with!
Aww, Ill be your friend. I can play the triangle or something in your band!
I saw someone resembling you at the Planeptune convention the other day. Were you there?
Wha-?! N-No, it mustve been someone else.
Im sure girls dress up like me and carry electric guitars all the time on Planeptune.
I never said anything about a guitar.
I knew it. A heroines eyes shine with the clarity of truth.
You better not mention this to anyone.
Especially that little brat, Neptune! I dont want her to ever know about this.
Whyre you making such a fuss? But, a heroine cannot decline a request from Lady Black Heart herself.
You sure? Well, its expected.
Neptune would mock me for weeks if she found out Yuck.
I see where youre coming from. Sort of.
But then, you were there too if you saw me, right?
I was working as security. I help out like that every year.
Oh I thought Id have made a comrade to go with B-But its not like Im asking you to be my friend
I wonder does Lady Black Heart not have any friends?
Ugh! W-Whod want that?!
Yes. What of it?
Ive been trying to think of a transformation call-out. You will help me.
Youve got it all wrong, my Lady!
What? Whatve I possibly got wrong?
A call-out is a cry from your heart.
Depending on the situation, just call out whatever our heart is screaming. Its the only way to reach the hearts of others!
Youre absolutely right.
Ive been mistaken. Thank you. Ill try to listen to my heart in my next battle.
Whew. I couldnt possibly admit I just wing that sort of thing.
Im glad she believed me.
Also, your friends are weird.
Hello, Lady Black Heart. What you need?
Youre supposed to be good at synthesizing medicine, right?
Yes. You sick, Lady Black Heart?
Im in top form, but I want you to give me something soothing for my throat.
Thank you. This will help me pass my next voice actress audition.
So you charge your allies, too.
That little girl almost killed me!
What now, Lady Black Heart?
I passed the voice actress audition I mentioned the other day, as expected.
But I didnt get the script until yesterday, and recording begins tomorrow
Ive practiced all night, but Im starting to grow sleepy.
I assumed you have the ability to make me something strong. Was I wrong?
For Lady Black Hear, I see what I can do.
Good. Im looking forward to your result.
I must prepare too, so you come back in thirty minutes?
I find great guinea pig.
I see what happens if I mix all energy drinks from pharmacy
Last, add this five-figure drink
Color and smell reek of toxin, but Lady Black Heart will be fine. She is a goddess.
So, are you done yet?
Just in time. Try now.
What putrid road kill did you put inthis? The color is pitch black and the smell
Relax. All good things from energy drinks.
A-All right, if you insist. Ill just chug it!
Not all at once !
Mix of all energy drinks bad for even goddesses
Kids, do not try at home!
That musician chick is okay, though.
How did I train my vocals again ? Oh, I think I started with tongue twisters.
Blacky, Whity, Purply, Greeny Goddesses!
Blacky, Whiney, Purdly, G-Gurply !
I dunno the first thing about being a voice actress
I dont have any idea what Im doing
Its weird because for some reason none of us but Iffy can ever be shown on camera with her. Not sure why, last time I talked to the narrator he mumbled something about contracts.
Shes good. I wonder if shes performed at a live show?
I I wonder if sh-shed let me be her vocalist ?
Id make our own costumes, too !
Lady Black Heart I wonder what she looks really good in?
A mini-skirt with a shiny silver, sleeveless school uniform shirt A green tie with matching dyed hair
We could both wear matching headphones
N-No way! Shes a goddess! Im getting way ahead of myself
But I wonder if shell at least let me get her measurements
No, no, no! Theres no way!
Oh, so thats the reason? I was wondering why were just seeing these monologues about those awesome, funny scenes we shot.
She doesnt seem thrilled to share her interests with others, so maybe I should keep quiet, too.
Its like a secret just between Lady Black Heart and me
Yeppers, were not allowed to use any of that footage.
All the goddesses have a gun. I want one, too!
There are monsters everywhere. Im sure nobody would mind if I got one.
If Im gonna get a gun, I want something real stylish and manly, like a dual revolver!
Ill destroy everything and get overkills!
Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: CPU Green Heart! At least its not me getting beat up next time.