Part 29: Episdoe 29: RaidEpisdoe 29: Raid
Look, this isnt okay. Go find your damn producer and tell him she has to go.
Its not like I even wanted to be here, but were not going to fall behind Lowee in advertising.
Video- Monster Appears
What?! Weve been bustin the jaws of so many! What about the goddess protection and stuff?
Why didnt anyone notice this thing approaching the town? Those stupid guards must be completely useless.
I have no clue! It just popped up right there in the middle of town. Everyones in a big panic!
Okay, Ill go talk to him, but its not going to change anything. Try not to screw up our age rating while Im gone.
Moderatist: There are no witnesses. The first person who saw it said it appeared from out of thin air.
We dont know how the monsters spawn. Maybe they do just sprout up out of nowhere in places.
Then, there must be a reason for it to pop up in the middle of this specific town.
Lets do all that thinking after we take care of this monster. It looks about ready to charge us!
Try not to screw up how bad you are at your job while youre leaving. Or something. Damn, Im so angry right now I cant even insult well.
Boss Battle: Giant Bull
This guys pretty easy, you probably dont even need to worry about guarding. Ive got nothing to say about him, he doesnt do much of interest.
Its not like Im happy about this either!
Yeah. It didnt drop any rare, shiny items, talk in a human language, or anything, really.
So thats it?
No way. Ive never heard of an event like this. We might have forgotten or missed something.
But it was just a normal little old monster. The only weird thing was Mr. heretic walking around.
Are you aware of what you just said? Probably not. Why not repeat that to yourself?
But it was jut a normal little old monster. The only weird thing was Mr. Heretic walking around.
You saw a heretic?
Yes, I sure did.
Also, did Neptune say something smart? Whats the world coming to?
Video- Heretics Trap
Heretic: I knew it. I knew someone would come after me. But Ive long since given up returning to a normal life. I swore it off
That was an official ritual which creates a rift to the outside world.
A ritual? Didja use like summon magic or draw a pentagram to bring the monster?
Heretic: Pentagram? No, monsters appear without such things. Anytime, anywhere.
With this disc, such things are possible.
I sort of figured. So, that disc is the cause of these monsters.
Where didja get something like that? It looks like a really rare item. I dont wanna use it, but I kinda want one too!
Heretic: Do you? Then, Ill give you this one. Its a different color, like a manufacturing error. Super rare!
Yeah, wed probably be in trouble if she consistently stopped doing really stupid things.
Could you be any more careless?! Who knows what that disc will do! Wipe that stupid grin off your face and get away from us!
So, Mr. Heretic, what sorta monster is in this disc? Im not gonna use it. Im just curious and stuff.
Heretic: Nothing at all! Thats why its super rare.
What?! Thats totally unexpected. Shouldnt it be rare cuz its got like a really cool monster in it? Ugh, useless.
Heretic: Listen. Empty discs can do a lot of unique things. Instead of summoning, you could even seal things away
Theyll learn something in there. Lucky for me, that loud girl was so easy to manipulate.
Good thing thatll never happen.
I wish it werent true, but it seems youre right. How do we get out? Ive never been trapped inside a disc before
No worries! Youre not the only one. Lets get Professor Iffy to guide us out. Todays lesson: How to escape disc land!
Ive never been trapped in a disc before, either. We might just have to sit tight until were summoned back out.
By Mr. Heretic? Do you think hell ever throw the disc at someone and say I choose you, Compiffytune?
Thats incredibly unlikely.
Aww ughhh w-wahh wahhh
Uh-oh! Compas gonna start bawling again! Professor, what dwe do?!
I mean, were smarter than monsters, right? Maybe well find a way out a lot quicker than we think.
Yeah! We got in this thingy, so theres gotta be a way out! Lets start marching, Compa!
Its unfortunate that breaking things and hurting people was a solution to being trapped in that disc, because shes good at that.
Video- The Centaur Cannot Hold
Yes. Actually, I do.
What if that thingy is the center of the disc? Would we be able to snap the disc and escape by beating it up? Maybe?
Yeah, right. Thats just way too random.
Well, I mean, its a kinda typical scenario. Plus, theres always stuff to gain from winning a battle! Its win-win!
I guess well earn some experience points, maybe an item. I think your theory is weak, though.
Lets fight and get back to our world! Well talk to Mr. Heretic all stern and angrily!
Wait, a centaur? Thats no.
Boss Battle: Centaur
The Centaur hits pretty hard but isnt nearly as bad as say the CPU Breaker, if you just keep your Guard up youll be fine. Also seriously its the Centaur of the disc, they really made that joke.
Yeah, that narrator guy would be losing his shit if he was here.
Heretic: I really cant believe you broke the disc to escape. Just who are you girls?!
Were Basilicom spies! Boo!
Well, no, not really. Were here to inspect this dungeon by the Basilicoms request.
We found out your discs are the cause of the monsters. So, where did you get them?
Heretic: They were given by Overlord Momuss messenger. Leading monsters to spawn in this world is my new mission.
Thats why you were summoning them?! This is a big no-no!
Heretic: You dont know anything, you busty brat! Youll be punished for this. The world will die without monsters!
I aint gonna let that happen! Compa, Iffy, and I will never let this world die!
Heretic: How could I trust three little girls?! Your hollow confidence means nothing to me compared to the Overlords punishment.
Looks like hes lost all faith in the goddesses. We cant possibly expect him to believe in our words.
I feel the same for once, actually. We believe in the goddesses, but he believes in this Overlord person.
Nep-Nep, just but up his discs. We should leave him alone after that.
You really cant believe in us? Please! I totally promise well do it!
Fine, whatever. But if you ever wanna trust us, just stop summoning monsters, okay?
Did, like, something important just happen? Like something we should have paid attention to?
What should we do? Should we bust all the heretics in the whole wide world?
Nope, well deal with it later. Theyre not the problem here. Well, like, maybe fifty percent or something
The Overlords messenger is giving these discs out like candy. Thats the main problem, right?
Candy? I wish! But youre right. Thisll never end, otherwise.
Thats a pretty solid thought, coming from you, Nep. All right, lets tackle the source.
I dont know, every time I try to listen to Neptune I feel like Im getting dumber so I havent been paying much attention.
So, are we out of material?
Oh, right. Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Revolt! The Extremists get totally destroyed by the awesome and undefeatable Lady White Heart. This is a thing that happens, I am not lying.
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