Part 30: RevoltSo, I guess previously on this program Neptune was trapped in a disc and almost died. Not that I was worried Id never see her again or anything.
That narrator guy cannot get back fast enough.
Nep, your noises are distracting. Whats wrong? Is it your stomach?
When Nep-Nep makes that noise, shes deep in thought. Why dont we try to guess what it is?
Ooh, nice. Lets see you guess!
I bet you were thinking about what to eat for dinner.
Wrong! You think I only wanna eat or something?
I know. You were wondering how to become cuter to attract more boys.
Hmm, not like I never think about that, but youre wrong.
Then, are you thinking about how to become a monster hunting hero?!
Ooh, warmer. But, yknow, I think about that all the time!
Youre pretty complicated. Hmm
Compa, youre starting to make those noises too. So, what is it, Nep? Dont smirk and say nothing!
Well, yknow those prophecies about a main character having the blood of a legendary hero running through their veins?
Like those games, right? What about it?
I should have that blood in me too, right? B-But, whym I stil all junk at fighting monsters?
Nep-Nep. Are you ill?
Nope, Im for serious! Hmmmmmmm !
I hope you think about this so hard you forget to breathe.
We could only be so lucky.
No offense, Blanc, but the sort of books you buy dont really have a wide market.
Video- Basilicom Raid
Its fun here. From kids to senior citizens, our main demographics, we all enjoy our lives. Were born to play.
Families go out together or stay in and play virtual party games like bowling, or bowling and bowling, on weekends.
There are fewer cases of dementia on Lowee because people undergo a lot of brian training with games.
Elders buy consoles for grandkids as gifts. How heartwarming, huh? I hope they still enjoy it after a few weeks.
There are stories of people buying counterfeit products and upsetting their grandkids. Sucks.
Well expose these illegal bootleggers soon. Be warned and be prepared.
Oh, none taken. Oh, yeah, no offense but youre a crazy bitch.
Financier: Im sorry to bother you, but I need you to come with me. Please, hurry.
Wh-Whats the matter? Please, take a deep breath first. Follow along with me. In and out In and out
Theres no need for that, Compa. Where are you taking us?
Financier: To Lady White Heart. I need you three to talk to her and calm her down.
I can see theres a really tight bond between Lady White Heart and Neptune.
I have a feeling Neptune will be able to get through to her better than anyone else.
I dont mind or whatever, but whatm I supposed to talk about? Like, getting a cavity and going to a dentist?
Financier: One of the Guild members found out the Extremists are planning to raid Entremets, but I cant
She might learn youre a Guild member if you told her about it.
Financier: Ill show you to the underground tunnel. Please, hurry to the Basilicom. The Extremists are already preparing!
Like youre one to talk.
Tch?! You cant even knock on the damn door? Where are your manners, you bitch?! That form
Weve met. I didnt think you were Lowees CPU. Who would have thought Id be the one surprised?
Thats not the point now, though. Come with us. We need to get away from here.
Financier: The Extremists are on their way here to attack as we speak. Please, Lady White Heart!
Im fine. I wont run. This place will remain safe as long as Im here. No matter how few followers I have.
Theyre human. I dont think your protection will work against those youre meant to protect.
Financier: Thats right. Please dont be difficult. The witch who claimed to be the Overlords messenger is among them, too!
The messenger? Is that so
You afraid of some fanatic? Stop wasting everyones time.
The Sanctified: The monsters! Theyre appearing inside the building!
The messengers been giving out strange discs to heretics that summon monsters at will. That must be it.
Then, theyre already in the Basilicom! Theyll tear this place apart from the inside!
We have to leave. The underground tunnels are connected to various areas. Itll be simple to hide.
Financier: Everyone! Lady White Heart! Please, follow me.
Ill stop the monsters. I know very well how to fight.
Stop with your stubborn tantrums! This is an emergency. Were going to have to take her, no matter what.
Okay. Ill take her back. Compa, Iffy, get her arms. Financier, you grab her feet.
Hey! Dammit, not again! You bitches! Hey, you stoppit! Stoppit now! Agh!
Plus, can you really talk when you got dragged kicking and screaming from your own Basilicom?
We have to stay here and stop the Extremists. Theyll find out the goddess isnt here in no time.
I dont hear anything. I can hear some monster cries, though.
The messengers probably sent monsters instead of humans. I guess it makes things simpler for us.
Fighting each one will take forever. We need to cut off the source!
Oh, youve done it now. Its on.
Entremets is probably taken over by now. They know Im hiding here, too.
Theyll probably be here soon. I really dont want to fight the Guild
Why are they doing this now?
Thats because the Overlords messenger is on their side. If we take her down, their confidence should dissipate.
Howre we gonna find her? Do you wanna use me? My body? She stalks me so she must want it, right?
No, thats way too risky! We can use the underground tunnel and but wed have to fight the Guild that way
Itd be best if we could lure out the messenger. Maybe we should write a threatening letter?
Its wait, did they seriously do that? They werent just messing with me?
Video- The Messengers End
Neptune! How dare you mistake the Overlords name for Moron?! How could you possibly get that wrong?!
Huh? I thought I wrote Momus! You saw it, right Iffy?
You were probably thinking about yourself while writing the letter. Im glad your idiocy smoked her out, though.
Yes, its all according to plan! Now then, Ms. Messenger, get ready to settle this!
You still want to fight? Lowees CPU has run away and Entremets has already fallen!
But, Ill never turn down an opportunity to be rid of you. Here I come, Neptune!
Hah, Overlord Moron? Thats a stupid name for an Overlord.
Boss Battle: ???
Hey, its her again. She can hit pretty hard but as long as you end guarding its easy. You need to have beaten harder bosses to get here.
Thats nope, never mind.
Thats the goddess job. Im sure the Guild members will apologize when they know the messenger was beaten.
Anyway I did kind of owe them after all that, sad to say.
Video- CPU White Heart
I dont know if Im just used to seeing you, or if its your appearance You never seem to look like a goddess.
Well, that not-goddess wants to thank you for your efforts. So, here you are.
Iffy, dont be rude to Ms. Goddess. Were sorry. What happened afterwards?
The Extremists scattered and ran. Itll take some time to fix the Basilicom, but everythings fine.
Im so glad! Your Basilicom will be up and running in no time. All is well!
Sure. Whatever. Ive got time to straighten things up.
I got to learn a lot about my land through this incident. I dont want to say it, but thanks.
Oh, please! Its nothing to thank us for. We just did what we wanted to.
So youre just thanking us for saving your life? Thats all? Its okay to offer us money or items or information, yknow.
Right. I actually learned something about the Key Fragment.
Our Basilicoms network is rather wide. The Evangelist who manages information is gone, so I brought it here.
Or, if you prefer something physical, I can give you money, or a picture with me. I wont smile, though.
Ohhh! Im sorry for being all greedy-weedy and stuff! We dont want money or a picture. Please give us the info
How admirable. Fine.
I was really surprised those Key Fragment things actually existed, I figured Neptune was just messing with us.
Why dont we make like, a scrap book of all these baddies?!
What a lovely idea! I didnt expect to hear you say something about arts and crafts! You do have a brain!
Y-You shouldve stopped before that last sentence!
Yeah, not going to complain about her killing monsters either.
Video- Lowee Key Fragment
Boss Battle: Guard Vermin
This is actually a pretty fun boss video, because he gets immobilized by Paralysis twice and never really gets to do much of anything. Otherwise hes a lot like Lastations Guard Vermin.
Look, I know neither of us is happy about this but we might have to put up with it for a while, so truce?
Oh, I totally forgot about that! Im sure they havent. Monsters are still all over Planeptune.
But, uh, how would they get a hold of you if your phone only works on Planeptune?
Oh shucks, youre right! Ive got no bars! I wouldnt know if they try to call me, huh?!
Wh-What do I do now? Am I Am I gonna get held back? Expelled ? Oh no Wahhhh
There, there. You said yourself monsters are still present. Thats why the school was closed down, right?
What about your phones, Iffy? Dont any of those work anywhere? Can you let Compa use one?
Oh, hell no. These are Guild property. They wont connect to anything but other Guild phones.
Oh, but I know someone in Planeptune. Let me text and ask.
Nice, quick response. It says none of the schools have opened up. See?
But if you wanna go back to the school, Im not against it. I wouldnt want your nurse skills to get rusty.
Im okay! My grades will never get lower than they are now. No worries!
Fine, lets focus on Neptune and how dumb she is. Something we can agree on. Oh, yeah, so Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Poison! Only one key fragment remains, and its in the shittiest land of all!
Harsh but fair.