Part 20: The DigLast time on Hyperdimension Neptunia, we learned about the Guild. Now, on Hyperdimension Neptunia
Alright, back in the swing of things.
The escape tunnels kinda sucked, they were full of monsters.
Financier: Weve never had to use them. The monsters started migrating here to escape from the frigid weather outside.
I-I see. Thats only natural. Monsters are living beings with feelings too, after all.
Lets move. Financier cant fight, so we have to take care of the monsters without her!
And it ended up just being a big waste of time, cause shes kinda mean.
Video- Rude Again
Financier? I thought you took today off.
Sorry-dorry! The correct answer is: Neptune and her three awesome birdies!
Financier: D-D-Dont include me in this! I told you to not tell her I was here.
You brought them? Whatever.
Ill hear you out since youre here. Financier, go away. Take them, too.
Financier: Understood! Everyone, lets go before our Lady verbally abuses us, crushes our egos, and takes away our wills to live.
What?! Financier! Theres no way Nep can carry on an important conversation by herself !
Nep-Nep, focus and do your best! I believe in your social skills!
Told those girls your identity? Careless idiot.
Are you still angry ? Sorry, but I really gotta ask about the Key Fragment again.
Kinda mean seems like a bit of an understatement.
Whatever. Ive no intention to talk to you! I wont tell you a damn thing. Not even if I did know something! Stupid brat!
Whatre you here for?! What happened to your frickin land? Stuff your stupid fat head into your ass and go home!
L-Lady White Heart?! Youre not acting like you were a second ago Did I step on a personality swap button trap ?
Youve stepped all over me and my land! Looking for an item? Get the hell outta here!
Whoa! Whats wrong with you? Whyre you being a vulgar meanie?
I just wanna save Histy! Whatcha got to lose by helping me? Arent you Lowees CPU?!
How dare you bring that shit up with me! Whats wrong with YOU, bitch?! Lady White Heart? Youre creepin me out.
She got kinda weird at the end like I said something strange too.
Yep, Lady White Heart! Dyou wanna be called something more fun? How about Whitypoo?
Call me that again and Ill kill you! I guess youre not someone who can pretend or lie
Huh?! Seriously, whats up with you? You were super mad, and now youre acting all smirkalicious
Forget it. Its fine. You can leave now.
How could I?! Im way confused, here. Im not gonna go until you tell me about monsters and the Key Fragment!
Okay. Write your questions on a damn piece of paper and give it to the Chamberlin. Ill write back.
You sure? Now you sound really indifferent or something.
Oh no, I think Im growing more fond of you. Youre exactly who I thought you were
Somehow I think she was making fun of me or something even when she was being nice.
Yeppers! Whoa, I aint never seen games like this before!
This is called the Watch and Game. Its the original portable game.
Everything about it is so retro and bleepy and bloopy. How dya play this dealie?
Choose the difficulty level then choose either Game-1 or Game-2
You can use this as a normal watch when youre not playing. It was the real start of an era.
Is it? Well, maybe back then it was pretty cool and stuff.
Now, Compa has a question for the new gaming fan!
Ooh, yay! Bring it on, miniskirt!
Which product led to the invention of the Watch and Game? Ill buy you dinner and dessert if you get it right!
Hmmm, I dunno I would guess a calculator, maybe ?
Huh? Whats up?
Seems she didnt expect you to get it right.
With no new information from the Basilicom, Neptune and her friends took a job fighting monsters on the outskirts of Guild City.
Shut it! There are Extremists and Moderatists within the Guild. Im a Moderatist.
Whats the difference between an Extremist and a Moderatist? Theyre both Guild members, right?
Simple. Moderatists focus on worshipping, while Extremists despise the other goddesses they dont believe in.
What happens if you believe in a goddess they dont?
I hear you die. Get shot until your bodys a fishing net, or theyll flame you on website forums for being a fanboy.
Extremist: Are you cute little things here to fight monsters, or us? How brave of you!
There are monsters in the forest ahead. Theyre pretty violent, so do whatever you want with them.
These guys must be pretty weak if they cant even beat this dumb frog thing.
I know shes kind of a jerk but these blog posts from White Heart are so much more tolerable than the ones on Lastation.
I dont know who built the stupid thing, but theres some ship
A stone tower and a cave are also out there.
Ones called the Cave of Dragons. Youll find it if you go there.
Even experienced adventurers barely make it back alive. Civilians should definitely stay away.
But if you wanna push your limits, feel free to try.
I plan to go there soon, so if youre lucky, maybe youll run into me.
By the way Neptune, do you ever get tired of people getting confused because of the other you?
Financier: Not the usual three today? Somethings different whos missing?
Its in your head. Compa, Iffy, and me. Everythings the same.
Financier: Are you the new one? Thats right! Little Neptune is missing. Did she sleep in?
Is she okay? Or did she get sick? Did she get knocked out of the party rotation?
I get it. Monster fighting is serious. You shouldnt keep the weak links on your front line.
N-No! This is Nep-Nep. Its kind of a long story, but shes transformed into her more developed self, so to speak.
Dont worry about it. Can you hurry and explain the job? People are facing danger as we speak.
Financier: Yes! The forest is infested with monsters. Wed like you to go clear them out.
Some raid residential districts in search of food. Its starting to trouble the civilians.
Sound like some ill-mannered monkeys. I bet their hunger doesnt even compare to the damage caused
I dont really worry about things.
Obvious in retrospect. Anyway, after vanquishing the hideous Troll, they had a surprise in store!
Video- White Returns
What a coincidence. We meet again. Youll not escape from me this time.
How rude! Its not a coincidence. Youve been stalking Nep-Nep this whole time!
So? Its a figure of speech. Does it really matter?
I wasnt fully prepared last time but itll be different now. Im not letting you go, Neptune.
Boss Battle: White Heart
Its a lot like the last time we fought White Heart, though she hits a lot harder this time. Still not that much of a threat, since were a bit ahead level wise. The other two bosses this time around were pretty generic, so Im not bothering with video or details on them.
These crazies keep attacking, its super lame honestly.
Therell always be next time.
Shes persistent. Despite looking fragile, shes pretty tough.
Next Time on Hyperdimension Neptunia: Darkness! Does a terrible shadow loom over Gamindustri?