Part 37: "It was the signal I was waiting for! A signal to start my revenge!"
Flipping a coin..."8. SARAGE the DOG will help you. He is the Ultimate Death Machine. If anyone can help, it will be him."
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You say: "SARAGE the DOG will help you. He is the Ultimate Death Machine. If anyone can help, it will be him."
You know you have made a mistake. You know you have ruined your chances of ever returning to Murderville. But you cannot go back now.
You are too frightened. You are too broken. You are too drained.
The Original Man touches your hand.
"SARAGE the DOG will help you to regain your strength. You are not alone, but you will never be alone again. The galaxy will soon know the truth."
"Thank you, Original Man," you say. "I know I made a mistake, but I will not let this ruin my life forever. I will rise above this and make sure it does not happen again."
"Good," the Original Man says. "I am proud of you."
"Thank you, Original Man," you say. "I know I made a mistake, but I will not let this ruin my life forever. I will rise above this and make sure it does not happen again."
"Good," the Original Man says. "I am proud of you."
You are back in the Murderville garden. You wake up.
"Finally, I am home," you cry. "It is all over."
But it is not. There is no more treasure.
You touch the grass where Sebastian has been.
"SARAGE the DOG has died," you say. "It is his time."
You do not know why. You do not know how. But you feel it is right. You feel the original mission of you and the Original Man has been completed.
The Original Man has died, but it is you who will live on.
SARAGE the DOG lives on.
He was always your dog.
You did not know it, but you were his hero, and he was yours.
The ones that count are never seen,
You will never live to see the sun set,
But every night, in your dreams, he will be by your side.
R.I.P.
As the sun sets on your last night in Murderville, you come face to face with your brother, Sebastian.
They stand facing each other in front of the roller coaster.
"I wish I could have saved you," you say.
"I wish I could have saved you," says Sebastian.
"Goodbye," you say.
Sebastian bows his head. You bow yours.
Your tears slowly run down your face.
"1. It was the signal I was waiting for! A signal to start my revenge! I will be a killer for all of Murderville! I will become the Killer of Murderville!"
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You say: " It was the signal I was waiting for! A signal to start my revenge! I will be a killer for all of Murderville! I will become the Killer of Murderville!"
The Original Man says: "It's a good idea. It's a great idea. It's the only thing you'll ever be good at!"
You think about that. And about how much pain this would cause your parents. You realize that you must go to them and tell them the secret of Murderville. You have no choice.
For if your parents see Murderville, they will become homicidal maniacs!
And if they kill, you, having become the life force of the world, will die, along with your siblings.
You think about this for a while. Then you think of Sebastian, alone and tortured in the Tower of the Sorcerer, and you break into a run.
Sebastian is still locked in the Tower of the Sorcerer, and his life force is draining from him slowly but surely.
You break into the tower, run to his cell, rip off the bars, and push him from the tower.
Sebastian falls from the tower, landing heavily on the hard cobblestones of Murderville.
There is a scream from below.
The guards outside the tower look up in shock, then they burst into a bloodcurdling yell.
"The Killer of Murderville! The Killer of Murderville!" they shout.
The guards scramble to open the bars to the jail and drag Sebastian to the town square.
"We must release the prisoner!" they call.
"Yes, yes, yes! Let him out!" the crowd shouts.
The Original Man ripples through the crowd, and an avalanche of people emerges to press around Sebastian on the ground, pinning him down.
Some of the crowd see you and ask: "Who is the Killer of Murderville?"
The Original Man says, "I am the Original Man, and this is my sidekick, Superhero! He will fight for all of us!"
This seems to satisfy the crowd.
"We must help Sebastian with his job interview" says Jake.
"Yes, let's help him!"
yells Keith.
"We will stay here and protect him!" says Keith.
The Original Man says, "They should have listened to me!"
He ripples out and disappears.
You smile and say, "We will all protect him from the Mayor, who wants to kill him for crimes he did not commit."
"No!" the crowd cries out.
"Yes," you reply.
"Let's fight back!" yells Dick.
You shrug. "I don't really want to be in the fight. I just wanted to protect my friend Sebastian."
"Superhero can fight!" yells Dick.
"Superhero?" asks the crowd.
"Yes, Superhero! We will call him Superhero!" yells Dick.
"Then call him out," yells a big bald guy in the crowd.
"We'll call him out!" yells the bald guy.
"What?" says the Original Man.
"We'll call him out!"
The Job interview is about to begin. You:
1. Take out your folded picture of Sebastian.
2. Ask him if he would like to be the Super Hero of Murderville.
3. High-five him and hand him his certificate.
4. Check to make sure he's really dead.
5. Reach out to touch the bottom of his neck, flip it off, and say, "Killer of Murderville!"
6. Hit him again for good measure.
7. Ask him if he'd like to have his face put on the cover of one of your self-published books.
8. Kneel down and give him an honest-to-god big-ass hug.
9. Thank him for all of his blood and gore.
10. Kiss him on the forehead.
Thom "Mantis" Stormfist (A.K.A. Superhero, the Killer of Murderville), the Master Barbarian (Lv 3.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 2) // Investigator (Lvl 1)
Attributes
- Wisdom 11[+1]
- Luck 6
- Charisma 6
- Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
- Swim 1[+1]
- Athletics 0
- Endurance 10[+1]
- Health 10
- Stamina 15
- Stamina Recovery 10
- Determination 1[+1]
- Desperation 1[+1]
- Honor 2[+2]
- Shoot 1[+1]
- Impress 1[+1]
- Useful 1[+1]
- L 1[+1]
- Intelligence 8[+8]
- Your Demigod Strength is equal to 14[+2]!!!
- Dexterity 2[+2]
- Acrobatics 4[+4]
- Umility 1[+1]
- Courage 1[+1]
- Competence 1[+1]
- Run & Shoot 1[+1]
- Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
- ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
- Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
- [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
- Glide
- You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon (you have made a Bow Shotgun)
- Rune Stealer: You can steal from the memories of other people.
- Nonexistent Alteration: Combine Holy Water and Blessing, transforming you into a platypus, which can only change back into its normal form once it has hit its target. This spell is your most useful spell. Since you are a telepath, you can also command animals.
- Demigod Strength: It has the following effect: While you are on the ground, you gain a stack of three Demigod Strength. You are vulnerable while this effect is active. Any melee attack that would have taken the form of a melee attack will have its damage dealt by a direct attack of the same type (i.e. a ranged attack will deal melee damage, or a single enemy will be targeted by both an attack of the same type and a direct attack).
- Assassin Step: Attacks enemies with the sword 5 times while you are near an enemy, which can be limited to a maximum of 15 attacks in one action.
- Headshot! A new weapon that will get rid of almost every enemy in the game. As you play, you'll get increasingly powerful headshots, which will help you reach the final boss alive.
- Investigator's boni: The penalty for disobeying the law in this game is 20% less (10%); your affinity for right behavior increases by one additional level; You have the potential to give testimony in court; You have the potential to lead a public investigation.
- A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
- A miniature full moon
- A Rune
- A familiar sabre
- A Bomb
- Enchanted broadsword
- Enchanted quiver
- Magical leggings
- The Original Man's staff
- A set of cybernetic legs
- Some gold
- Reach Murderville. ✓
- Help Sebastian with his job interview in Murderville. ✓
- Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
- Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
- Discover what happened to the doctor.
- Sebastian, your Demi-god, game-dev brother.
- Uriel, your friend.
- The Original Man.
- Jake, The White Deer Lady.
- SARAGE the DOG.
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