Part 13
: Hey... we don't want to end the game like this.
: Yeah. Let's do the mega-happy ending.
: The mega-happy ending? That's doable.
Hello everyone and welcome to the final update of King's Quest IV. We rewound all the way back to before we ate the the fruit. So let's do this ending properly.
>give talsiman to genesta
: Rosella gives the magic talisman to the dying fairy. Almost instantly, the color returns to her cheeks and her green eyes begin to sparkle. She sits up in bed, stretches, and smiles at Rosella.
: You have saved my life, Rosella! Not only that, you have saved Tamir from the persecution of Lolotte. We are deeply indebted to you. I want to go outside; I need to feel the warm sun on my face!
: Rosella suddenly finds herself outside.
: My little Hen! Where ever did you find her?
: The ogre over on the mainland somehow had possession of her.
: Poor thing. Well, at least she's back home now.
: Now for you, Rosella. It's my turn to help YOU out. I will return you to Daventry; and with the magic fruit you will be able to save your father's life. We'd better hurry, though, as he doesn't have much time left. But first, let's replace those peasant clothes with your royal gown.
: There is someone else deserving of a reward for his kindness and heroism.
: You have a beautiful soul, Edgar. You should look like what you are.
So all that "be yourself" nonsense? Yeah, that doesn't matter a whit when it comes to fairy tale endings. Gotta turn the little green man into generic handsome prince #85277.
: Rosella stares in disbelief. This handsome hunk is Edgar?!!
: Rosella, I love you. Will you marry me?
: Rosella thinks about it. Then she thinks about it some more.
: I'm sorry Edgar. You're very sweet, but I must immediately return home.
: My father is dying as we speak, and if I don't get this magic fruit home to him, he will not survive.
: Perhaps we'll meet again.
: Well, Rosella. It's time for you to go. Your father desperately needs you. Goodbye! We'll never forget you.
: Rosella gives the healing fruit to her dying father, and strongly urges him to take a bite. Weakly, he does so.
: How are you feeling, Father?
: I've never felt better in my life! What is IN this fruit, anyway?
: It is MAGIC, Father! It all started yesterday in the throne room...
: Some time passes while Rosella tells the story of her adventure.
: I don't think you're through with this hat yet. You've got too much life ahead of you.
: Alexander and Queen Valanice readily agree.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the real ending of King's Quest IV.
NEXT TIME:
List of Points
+2 - A stray golden ball
+5 - Kissed a frog
+2 - Shakespeare Omnibus
+4 - Secret door
+2 - Shovel
+2 - The worm
+5 - Supped with Dwarves
+2 - Bag of Diamonds
+3 - Honesty has material rewards
+3 - Traded for a lute
+3 - Upgraded to a flue
+3 - Traded priceless diamonds for an old fishing pole
+1 - Baited the hook
+3 - Fishing
+2 - Big beautiful feather
+5 - Whale tickling
+3 - Clairvoyance
+4 - Pelican friend
+2 - Shiny whistle
+2 - Blew into whistle
+2 - Rode a dolphin
+2 - Robbed Cupid
+4 - Befriended a unicorn
+3 - Enslaved a unicorn
+7 - Delivered a beautiful, innocent creature to pure evil
+5 - The Princess Frog
+2 - Old Board
+2 - These old bones
+4 - Dog treat
+2 - You want axe?
+4 - The golden goose that's really a chicken
+4 - Threatened the forest and the trees
+7 - Returned the hen
+3 - Robbed 3 old women literally blind
+2 - Profited from robbing 3 old women
+3 - Throwing a glass ball at 3 old women
+2 - Crossed the Chasm
+2 - Crossed onto the Island
+4 - Snake Charmer
+10 - Got the magic fruit!
+2 - Crossing the Chasm (again)
+3 - Silver Rattle
+2 - Baby ghost helped
+3 - Ghost money
+2 - Jacob Marley helped
+3 - Buried locket
+2 - Sad ghost helped
+3 - Medal found
+2 - Lord ghost helped
+3 - Exhumed a toy horse
+2 - Made a dead little boy happy
+2 - Got some old sheet music
+4 - Played creepy music
+2 - Looted skeleton key
+3 - Entered the forbidden crypt
+2 - Lowered the ladder
+4 - Legendary source of all evil
+7 - Gave the evil fairy Pandora's Box
+2 - Got gold key
+2 - Escaped Edgar's room
+4 - The return of >get all
+2 - Sneaking into Lolotte's bedroom
+8 - Murdered the shit out of Lolotte
+5 - Got Genesta's Talisman
+2 - Rescued the hen. Again.
+2 - Got Pandora's Box back
+4 - Freed the unicorn
+2 - Returned the evil box
+2 - Locked the door
-10 - Ate the fruit. The one that would have saved Graham.
+10 - Didn't eat the fruit actually
+10 - Gave Talisman to Genesta
+2 - Returned the hen to Genesta
Final Total
230/230
Register of Deaths
Tree hugging
Ogre randomly appearing
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Swimming while tired
Wasting away in a whale's mouth
Coming to Dinner x2
Making Friends with a Dog
Let Sleeping Ogres Lie
Taking a nice, hot bath
Feeding a troll x2
Falling into an invisible bottomless pit x7
Swimming in the Swamp x4
Universal Cameo
Snake Poison x2
Taking a Shortcut from the Attic
Cheating
Opening Pandora's Box. You moron.
Controls Were Reversed x2
Rosella's Wedding*
Pissing off Lolotte
Falling off the Mountain Path x10
Tripping at the Bottom of the Mountain
Bad Ending*
Final Total
43 Deaths, 2 Bad Endings