Part 25: Dantooine - Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free
We're going to take care of some Ebon Hawk business before we leave Dantooine for good. This is probably our longest update yet, I think we went over 130 screenshots this time (sorry).
First up is getting our reward from Goto.
Goto's droid is on board to make sure you do his bidding, which is to stabilize these worlds so that the Republic can remain strong. We're not going to get back to Telos for a while, and Onderon is still up next, but Dantooine is now done.
This incurs a Dark Side hit, but... c'mon, it's not like we're murdering people or tossing babies out the window. Asking for a little money isn't that bad.
There's two other planets at stake, Nar Shaddaa and Korriban, but Goto doesn't particularly need us to deal with them. We've already fucked things up on Nar Shaddaa plenty, and Korriban is an unpopulated Sith shithole, so it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
Again, Dark Side hit but... free money!
Anyway, we're going to get to the main course for this update: breaking Handmaiden. I haven't been using her a lot so we could save an update for this. Handmaiden is the serious, stoic type (I suppose being at the beck and call of a cold fish like Atris will do that to you), though she does have her moments. And like everyone on board the ship, the Handmaiden's backstory will end up being conveniently linked to the Exile's own.
Although I have to say, I'm getting fed up with calling her Handmaiden. Doesn't she have a real name like a normal person?


It sounds like something Atris taught, and she's just repeating it.
Her delivery is so deadpan sometimes, you can't tell whether she's simply being straightforward or she's being passive aggressive.
For his part, Jesus is being an insecure whiner.


Nope, that's definitely passive aggressiveness.
Well, let's ask mom what she thinks of Handmaiden.





She's suppose to 'look different' from her sisters, but there's a slight mistake here. I normally wouldn't bring something this small up, but since there's a whole dialogue branch stemming it from it I should point it out.
When you first meet this Handmaiden on Telos, she looked like this.
This is actually the identical head model as her sisters. So she doesn't in fact look any different.
But then when she joins your party she looks like this:
Notice the braid? She magically has one on each side of her head.
Anyway the braids are what this dialogue path we're suppose to be talking about here.
It seems such a retardedly small thing to pick apart, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's actually significant later on. Everything in this game is apparently significant later on. Even a fucking braid of hair.


This is another one of those writer's tricks, doing exposition through player choices. The first 3 dialogue choices here all lead to the same response, so there's no functional difference in choosing between them. However, the Exile has a history, and since there's no narration in this game, his history is mostly told through his own dialogue choices.
The first option here implies the Exile knew a lot about the Mandalorian Wars, though we know of course that he fought in them. From the second option we can infer he might have even known Yusanis personally. Put them together and the Exile just communicated some exposition to the player without having 'said' anything.
This kind of thing happens quite a lot.




To summarize, she's the bastard child of a Jedi and an Echani general, which is why all the other girls at school pick on her.



Speaking from experience, when a chick starts comparing you to her father, it's not a good sign.
Just saying.

So she basically wants to believe in the Exile because if she doesn't, then she can't believe in what her father did.


I should find some concept art for Handmaiden to post here. Lemme see.

Oh fuck fuck FUCK. Jesus Christ. That's NOT it.

Here we go. Much better.
One of the challenges from Obsidian's design point of view was trying to make the Handmaiden look young, which is always a problem whenever a character has short white old lady hair. According to Chris Avellone, Handmaiden is suppose to be around 25 years old. I'll let you decide whether they succeeded or not, but personally I can buy 25 years old in-game, though in the concept art she looks a bit older.
If the Echani are suppose to be so great at fighting, then she should be able to teach us some moves.

That's because Atris and the Exile fight with their minds, man.





Wait, what?


Well, if she wants to wrestle around in her undies then it's all right with me.
I do have to admit, the Jesus brown undies are a bit embarrassing. Can't someone find Jesus some real underwear?
And the red shoes. Oh god, the red shoes. They look like the stuff you wear to go bowling.

You can decide what the Exile thinks of his return here...
... But whatever the reason the Exile thinks, it's not the full story. The truth is that he was manipulated by others into returning to face the council.
But we'll get into that some other update. It's a complicated story.
Atton drops by to have a little chat.

Atton is, as we know, some sort of super duper Sith assassin, though he hides it well.



This is a really roundabout way of saying, "Stop flirting with the Jedi."

Ah, another pair on board who hate each other.
I'm trying to think of two party members who get along and the only one I can think of is Mira and Handmaiden. Kreia doesn't like to talk to anyone; nobody likes Atton because he smells; even the droids are busy zapping each other.
Let's go for another round of sparring.

Some of these contortions they get into look quite painful.
Sparring here, like on Telos, is rather iffy since a Consular or less melee oriented class has problems fighting without Force Powers.
Though I guess that's our own damn fault, since Kreia keeps harping on the fact that we shouldn't be relying on the Force as a crutch. Which is a bit hypocritical, since she's a Consular herself, but she's always been a, "Do as I say, not as I do" type of teacher anyway.






The thing about Handmaiden is that she's a Force sensitive, but Atris forbade her from training in it. Meanwhile, Atris has all these Jedi artifacts and teachings lying around the academy. It's like putting a fat kid on a diet and then surrounding him with chocolate bars. When a 'bad boy' like the Exile drops by, of course she runs off with him; I'm not going to say it's teenage rebellion on Handmaiden's part, but it's close.
She's speaking from her experiences.


Do you think she's talking about Revan? Or what will happen with the Exile?
Anyway I don't know about her, but the cargo hold is pretty cold and we're going to put some clothes back on.

Not that we didn't love the whole bra and panties thing, but c'mon, we're on galactic mission here. Atton had a point. Plus Mira sufficiently fulfills our cleavage quotient anyway.




Now that we know the robes belonged to her mother, pay attention to the colour: grey. Most Jedi wear brown or white (like Atris), while Sith wear mostly black or red. But grey robes? Who the heck would wear a grey robe? Could be a clue.



Hmm. If her mother was a Jedi, Kreia would know something about it. Kreia was a Jedi historian after all, before she got booted.
The voice direction for this like is: "Calm, like caught player's hand in the cookie jar."
I do like option #4.

Let's put together a rough timeline here. The Mandalorian Wars started about 12 years prior to this game. Arren Kae had the baby and left the order 10 years later. According to Chris Avellone, Handmaiden is 25 years old.
Adding that up, there was roughly a 3 year period between this Arren Kae leaving the Jedi Order and joining the Mandalorian War. Something doesn't look right.
The Mandalorian War was huge, with hundreds of Jedi joining millions of Republic troops. If you can buy into that, then you can buy into the Exile not remembering Atton, who was at Malachor V as well, and not remembering all the Jedi who served in the war like this Arren Kae.






Cryptic as always. These profound consequences - who would be most affected if Handmaiden was to be trained into a Jedi? Kreia? The Exile? Atris?
Uh oh, it's the mommy birds-and-the-bees talk again. No, we're not charging up anyone's loading ramp this time either.

Here comes the creepy sexual innuendo.
Well what do you expect for someone who has been wrestling half-naked women in the cargo hold. Gimme a break.
Time for our last round of training. Incidentally, you're only allowed to do this last round if you're level 18, which is why I've saved all this till now. Jesus is level 20 by now, so it's ok.

With the new rules, we can make it real easy on ourselves by just spamming Mandalorian Melee shields, preventing her from even hurting us.
See, this is why the other crew members are suspicious of what's going in here.
It's like some bizarre sexual tantric yoga position.


That's what the Mandalorians said while Revan slaughtered them too. Boy Revan gets a lot of slack for killing all those people.





This is a very useful bonus, especially for a Consular like us who has high Wisdom.
The Echani people were basically made up from scratch for this game. Here's a snippet from the head writer of the game talking about it:
I don't have anything to contribute on my part.Chris Avellone posted:
The "Echani" were mentioned in Kotor1, and they are also the people responsible for the fighting styles used by Palpatine's Imperial Guard (at least as it's explained in the Expanded Universe, most notably in Crimson Empire, I believe). The Echani rely heavily on hand-to-hand combat and personal shield technology, and they had their asses handed to them by Revan during the Jedi Civil War, because, not surprisingly, there weren't many people able to face Revan across a battlefield and survive the encounter.
With little to go on for K2, we decided to expand the culture with those elements in mind, and even have a member of the Echani be able to join your party - which is responsible for much of the new hand-to-hand fighting feats and animations you'll see in the game, as well as potentially new powers.
Echani are a culture that communicates through battle, and there are many fighting rituals they use when dealing with their own people - and perhaps your character as well. If you wish to gain influence with them, engaging them in sparring matches or combat can earn their respect, their trust, and perhaps more.
The greatest among the Echani are said to be able to read their opponent's moves so well they can predict the path of a battle several seconds, sometimes even minutes in advance, by gauging their opponent's fighting style, heart rate, and their movements in combat. In many ways, the Echani see combat as a rapid dejarik game, calculating feints, attacks, and dodges with a speed that few can surpass.
Well, okay how about : did you know Echani is the same as the word "mechanic" with the first and last letters removed? Now you know.
This is always a good way to start off a conversation.




Our ultimate goal with all this is to train her to be a Jedi, like we did with Mira and Atton.

Oh. This is the 'let's just be friends' talk. I've heard this one too





Yeah well, Atris says a lot of mean things.
One one hand, she sees you as she sees her father, so she trusts you more than Atris. But on the other hand... she sees you as she sees her father.




This treads the fine line between the sweet and the weird.

She seems to think she knows a lot about her mother, but most of it is based on assumption. For most of it she was too young to remember, so it's told second hand by her father.

Finally. Handmaiden starts off as the Soldier class, and a Jedi Guardian is more or less the same thing except with some Force powers thrown in. She's amazingly effective with just unarmed attacks, so we'll keep her that way.
And as we've noted, training her has certain consequences.
Uh oh, we've pissed off Atris. Again.



Ah. So she was the one responsible for stealing all the stuff on Dantooine.
Remember, Atris wanted to recreate the Jedi Order in her image, here at the Telos Academy. It's why she set up the council chamber to look exactly like the old chamber on Coruscant, and why she trained a bunch of girls to be deaf to the Force. She's basically a paranoid control freak at this point, so the Exile stealing and training one of her students is really the last straw.
One last look at Dantooine before we leave. We'll be back one more time as well, after we gather all the Jedi Masters.
Next update, we're headed to Onderon. As people have pointed out, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to do Onderon last, and I do want to pick up our last party member there.