Part 2: No More Short Updates.

Chapter 2: No More Short Updates



Downstab is itching to see some action. Let's get him into this nicely isolated forest.

Into action he goes.

This bat thing is following me!

P-bag! this one is a 50 point variant.

Hay I leveled up. Let's get that life upgrade.

Afterwards, Downstab decides to head to town a bit south of the last location. He'd go farther, but a rock is in his path.

Rauru? Hey, isn't that... the sage of Light? Anyways, let's browse the town, and be a freeloader and walk into every open house.

Parapa... K. Anyone know what the hell Parapa means?

I like this man's thinking

This female always makes me laugh.

And this woman openly invites me into her house to talk to her daddy. Should I be scared?

It sure is a nice house.


And the man casts some legendary magic and

I know shield. Quite handy around these parts.

Some day, when I rule my own country, I'm going to force people to limit their sentences to a tiny little box. Much more efficient this way.

Let's leave Rauru. That town sucks, seriously.

... And head to another town!

Ruto...

Let's freeload some more. This house looks interestingly small.

oh har har. Its that famous quote. What is the meaning behind it? I think Digital Unrest figured it out.

Goriwhat of Tantawhat stole your what? Serious? Who's Goriya? And what is Tantari?

We'll head to this cave to find out!

It sure is dark in here. Better watch my...

Oops. LAVA PITS WERENT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION.

Reminds me of Spaceship Warlock when you die

Rewind!


Okay, got past the pits. Let's get that trophy!

And attack that "Goriya" in the dark. The trophy is nigh!

It was a harsh battle, but Downstab emerges victorious.

And claims his prize.

Thankfully, the women around town heal Downstab for free


Another nice house.

Doesn't get any more explicit than that!

And the name of the spell is very very fitting!

Alright, let's head towards Parapa.

And enter battle.

Another dark cave.

In the town I freeloaded in, someone said there was magic south of Parapa. Let's check it out.

That goes without saying that I'll have to jump across a plethora of water traps. Remember, Downstab can't swim yet, in fact, he learns that in the next game. Hey, I think I just figured out the chronology of the Zelda games!

Magic? Nope. Another mistranslation It's actually a heart piece!

Link grabs it and does a dance of joy flinging his around.

Okay, let's finally head to Parapa Palace.

Gosh, it's kind of scary

Next update: Fear and loathing in Parapa Palace. Link has a little work to do!