Part 7: This Island Palace must be on ecstasy.

One little update before you fellas scoot off to bed.

Chapter 7: This Island Palace must be on ecstasy.


Victorious after the battle with Leonardo, Downstab leaves the swamp to save the old woman's child. If he plays his cards right, he might be able to see her excelsior

We're back at Mido.

Greetings, Stranger. Got a lot on GOOD things on sale, stranger.

The water of life! Yay!

Comedy version


Now let's see that excelsior.

Downstab has entered a very fine house, indeed.

Alright, can anyone guess what spell Downstab is learning from this description?


... Anyone?



Yeah, it's Fairy

Downstab departs, it's time to head to that graveyard.


Hey there's an old woman in the middle of it!

Neat. I see you forgot a period at the end.

A few steps down and...






Holy crap it's Pit! We've entered another NES dimension.

Hey Pit. Congrats on Brawl.
For serios, dude. Sakurai is a bitch when it comes to that. Anyways, that's not why I'm here, I'm here to talk to you about Mario.
Argh, don't mention that name, pussy.
Listen, you gotta get over it, man. It's tearing you up. It's not good, and I see bad things in the future happening to you.
He should apologize first.
He's not torn up over the issue like you are.
Whatever man. His life has no influence over mine.
Suit yourself. Just a fair warning. Anyways, gotta run. Grim Reaper is asking for my money again. See you in '07. Who the fuck invited Snake, anyways?
Dunno, man. Later.


Weeee!

Hmm... slightly out of Downstab's jumping range, even with the jump spell...

Let's tap the gay.

I seriously do not know why this spell hasn't been implemented in other Zelda games.

Alright, moving on...

We be on the Island!

Time for the Island Temple, bitches.

It's a weird red color.

Hey where did that Iron Knuckle come from

Alright, elevator'd in.

Meet the stalfos knight. Still has weak legs, just a fancy head.

Did I mention how much I hate Rat Heads?

Wuh-oh! The sky is falling. Well, I've passed the worst, they won't block me anymore...

PAJITNOV!

See that key? Lemme show you how to get it.

Downstabbin' bricks.

Meet Doomknocker. He throws baby rattles at you that come back to him like boomerangs. Quite annoying. Worth 100 points though, worth it to kill.

Red Stalfos. Same as blue, pretty much, maybe weaker.

That floating eye thing is a Moa. He drops fire. They also haunt graveyards.

More keys.

Go left, or right? Consensus says left.

Wolf heads. Go down and up while coming towards you. Shoot beams. Not fun.

Got my key.

Usin' my key.

Firin' mah lazer.

Is that P-bag worth it? Yeah, until...

Blue Iron Knuckle. Fuck. It's hard to do the jump slash technique with him cause he shoots lazers from his sword.

It's those curtains...

Meet Iron Knuckle and his horse bitch. He jousts me. To take him out, jump over him and DOWNSTAB his head. As a child, I always thought he was riding his wife, and I had to kill her first before I could actually take him on.

I let him kill me so I could take him on full power.

I've got the horse halfway down.

I've killed his wife! He's pissed now.

Sorry, Iron Knuck. At least you'll be seeing your wife soon

I said it in my last LP thread, but what is with it with every boss exploding when they die?

He gave me enough exp for my sword upgrade.

Keyin' it up.

Placed the crystal in there. Sweet. Something doesn't feel right, though.

Hey what the? The palace is still there!? Oh, right. Forgot to grab the raft

Whelp, back inside we go!

This time we go RIGHT.

Jump the lava with bricks.

Kill a blue Iron Knuckle, and...

Yeah. :clint:

There we go. Let's head on our merry adventure.

Down the path we came, almost there.

It's time to head on a mystical journey.

A journey to a whole new continent.

That ends this update.

Next update: a whole new world! (don't you dare close your eyes)

 In the next update, I'll reveal the story behind Mario and Downstab too  :v: