Part 8: A whole new world! (don't you dare close your eyes)

Chapter 8: A whole new world! (don't you dare close your eyes)

This is a short one, but I got what I promised.


Downstab has headed out on his mystical journey. What wonders will he see?

Grass!

Another isolated tree. You know it means something.

Eyes. They float around and can't be attacked till they open their eyes. If they hit you, it hurts. A lot.

200 P-bag

Let's head towards the town. We've got some

Nabooru! If Nabooru didn't have pointy elbows I would have considered her pretty hot in Ocarina of Time.

The first step to realizing you're not Jesus is admitting you can't do what he can without your Technicolor boots.

Sokay. And...

Sokay.

That has got to be the most boring pickup line I have ever heard.

I enjoy the occasional very fine house myself.



Kickass. Only costs me 16 points too!

Sweet!

Hey there's a bat up there.

Downstab uses his magical floating device to talk to it.

There's a river devil? Sounds kinda scary.

I think I hear something... It sounds like it came from that house with the bat in it...


It's Mega Man!
Samus told me I'd find you here.
Indeed. What is it that you want?
I had to find out the truth.
Sigh... I guess I can't escape it

Alright, it went down like this...

We were at Nintendo's head offices. Three of us were called in. We figured it was for sequels, and whatnot. Me and Mario, best friends at the time, were called. We knew had a future.






I had left the room when the secretary started talking to Mario.





Mario was getting his own kart-based game, and he could invite any of his friends. Whoever he invited would be bound for greatness, it would seem...

It wasn't a good day for Solid Snake. Nintendo cut him.

Nintendo was retarded for doing that. He was replaced by some unknown Yugoslavian actor who barely knew English. No wonder the next game tanked...




Mario never invited me to Mario Kart. He actually found a drunk Koopa on the street and picked him up over me. I have no idea why he pulled that shit. I haven't talked to the fucker since.
I think you're overreacting. Maybe Mario thought a drunk Koopa would add to the hilarity?
But picking that over your best friend? Not buying it.
Well, I can't help you with that. You gotta find your own path. Anyways, gotta get back to work. I think Ness might be dropping by the office for once.*
Later dude. Drop by Brawl if ya can.

Downstab continues his quest.


Excuse me, what? I guess I'll keep that in mind.

Leaving Nabooru, Downstab heads east. The path leads straight into the water. I wonder what this could be...

That's it for this adventure. Tune in for next episode "Babies are Tasties."

If you can't read the history, let me know and I'll fill it in for you. Sorry, should have experimented more there.

* If you've read thedarkid's LP of Resident Evil 4, this joke should make more sense.