Part 9: Babies is Tasties

Chapter 9: Babies is Tasties

Here's a quick one for ya guys.

Downstab heads north of Nabooru. Gotta pass a small cave ahead.

Achemans. Not too hard.

A basilisk! For once, Nintendo named it of something we've heard of. And frankly it's kind of disappointing

Downstab doesn't work? Think back to your old days...


It took 7 updates for this advice to finally work


Let's try it.

Hell yeah it hurts.

cuet puppy.

Downstab brings new meaning to the phrase "kill it with fire."

Alrighty. Moving on...

Almost to that town. Odd place for a town, I do say.

Gotta pass one of this little mini trips first

Yay!

Finally a name that makes sense.

This house is empty, or so you'd think.

The wall talks

I want to submit this to the most significant moment in gaming, but that poll closed already

Thanks! May you tell me which palace does?

This house is suspicious.

Downstab gets to have fun here.

Jump time!

Up to the first house.

Over to the next.

Onto the bigger house.

And finally on this house.

Downstab goes down chimneys whereas Mario goes down pipes. Remember that?

Through the fireplace Downstab has entered a very fine house.

A lancer!



Upstab! Yaaay! It's not as cool as downstab, however.

Sounds good! I guess I have no choice.

Let's head to the island.

Thankfully someone built a bridge, not that I don't have a magical raft that fits inside my pocket.

Across, we've got a little maze.

I think this is where we go...

This is so anime style

Alright, what goes in this cave?

Lizalfos. Basically Iron Knuckles wearing scales. It's a different kind of furry.

BABIES

Mmm... delicious baby.

Back to Darunia we go.

Alright.

Another old woman with a child? That kid is like 4 and she's pushing 80. Hyrulians got some enduring ovaries.

Old women, too, have very fine houses.



Final Fantasy ain't got nothin' on me.

On the way back to the palace, Downstab goes lumberjack and starts blazing a path. The environmentalists are not pleased and give chase.

Back here again. More mazes.

One of these things.

Here's a tektile. Like Basilisks, fire only takes 'em down.

What?

Magic!

Moving on, we're getting closer to the Maze Island Palace.

We're here.

Sweet.

That's it for this update. Sorry, no mindfucks this time around vv I'm looking forward to the next update, titled Carock really creeps the shit out of me.