Part 92: I Should Have Squided While I Was Ahead.

Welcome to the Supplmental Materials section. If you're browsing here, then keep in mind that the spoiler policy is suspended. References to certain plot points and bosses may be made. Please read responsibly. GeneralYeti is here for the Bonus Section because why not?

Oh god kill me.

Note: Management has slashed my budget, meaning these updates will be much shorter than usual.



Today we're just gonna take a look at all the jokes the Humor program has to offer. ...These are going to be terrible, aren't they?

...Y'know, I actually forgot we were doing this.








I have to admit that the jokes that use other mugshots are probably the better one. Yes, I think Chisao should drown in a bathtub. Why do you ask?

I actually got a pretty good chuckle out of this one. It's the only thing








Agh.





AGH!





Damn. Lan is getting violent. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KID'S GAME.






And Yeti says MY puns are bad.

They are. They very much are. But these are worse.









Pictured: GeneralYeti's exact reaction.

I posted it in the thread, but it was actually a slow dawning realization that I was looking at the Humor joke.

Followed swiftly by "Agggghhhhhh!"







Even Blinky knows it's bad. Best part of the game, or the worst part? You decide.




Oh wow, Capcom actually fucked up the mugshots!

Or it's the comedian doing the question-response bit. But it's more likely that Capcom fucked up.













That was actually a pretty weak finish, even by Humor NCP standards.

I appreciate the lead-in and the punchline, but Lan dropped the ball on the follow-through.





Fuck. Fuck this. Fuck all of this.

Alternate joke: 'What about the intruder door? '

...Hey c'mon now. The game isn't trying either, so why should I?






I don't get it. WHy is Lan laughing at this one?






Your mom.




Why did I make a spearate update for this?





Heh.



...Heh...



Okay now you're just pissing me off.



FUCK YOU.



...I hate this game sometimes.







No it fucking isn't.





I don't even think a 6 year old would laugh at these.

What's the point of 'vent'?






Probably the best joke, actually.

I get this one!




This isn't even worth getting worked up about.

This is, however, the joke that Giver spoiled for me. The one where I thought it was just Yoka Zoo flavor text at first.







God dammit, MegaMan...

Oh good god