More like Metal Gear Solid Episode Zero am i rite?
Here is the sequel to the original Metal Gear for NES/MSX, the one that was made by good old Hideo Kojima. This game wasn't released in the U.S. and came out in Japan in 1990 (although it did see the light of day as a part of MGS3:Subsistence). In the MG timeline, this takes place after Big Boss "dies" at Outer Heaven but before the Shadow Moses incident of Metal Gear Solid.
FEATURES SUCH AWESOME NEW THINGS AS
- Oxygen bar!
- Making noises!
- Dumb blondes!
- Cheesy plot devices!
- Furries! (ya rly)
- Squeaky sand!
- Race confusion!
- . . . .
- Endless backtracking!
- Sewer navigation!
- Lots of trap doors!
- Boss fight in a cramped elevator!
- Old perverted men who molest you!
- Robot penis!
- SEAN MOTHERFUCKING CONNERY
|Part 1: Intro and sneaking into a building of some kind|
|Part 2: Chasing red dots for posterity|
|Part 3: Boss fight 1 - Snake commits a hate crime?|
|Part 4: Snake is a creepy stalker|
|Part 5: Boss fight 2 - Olympic runners don't make good bosses|
|Part 6: Boss fight 3 - Hind D gets its ass kicked Jack Bauer style (with special guest Znorps!)|
|Part 7: Boss fight 4 - Red Blaster (not red or a blaster)|
|Part 8: Pigeons are attacking me oh god|
|Part 9: Snake is cockblocked|
|Part 10: Robot penis (with special guest Kunster)|
|Part 11: Dance Dance Revolution|
|Part 12: Boss fight 5 and a real "cliffhanger"|
|Part 13: Boss fight 6 and 7 - GET TO DA CHOPPA and gb2china|
|Part 14: Boss fight 8 - GET THIS OLD MAN OFF OF ME|
|Part 15: Boss fight 9 and 10 - Stupid dance music is a powerful weapon|
|Part 16: Boss fight 10, escape, epilogue (and some toasty Big Boss)|
|Bonus video 1 (MSX Metal Gear): Snake goes back in time|
|Bonus video 2 (MSX Metal Gear): Ellen is a fat slut|
|Bonus video 3 (MSX Metal Gear): Big Boss was an even shitter boss|