Part 7: Update #6 Caves are the fucking worst

Tom: Water balloon fight!





Tom: Uhuh. I'm sure that totally happened spookydonut. You definately don't sound like you took acid.



Tom: The fuck is this thing?






Tom: Seriously spookydonut?



Tom: A wild Grimer appears.



Tom: Oh right these are volcanic vents.



Tom: Arrrgh!



Tom: Ouch!



Tom: Uhuh.



Tom: Fuck these things.



Tom: Fuck them right off.



Tom: Ouch!



Tom: Ouch!



Tom: Finally a way down.





Tom: Another annoying enemy.



Tom: More fucking dredans.



Tom: More fucking lava.



Tom: Get in close.



Tom: Finally some less annoying enemies.




Tom: Ouch!



Tom: More mutants.



Tom: All bunched up ready to die.



Tom: Now you're dropping acid too?!






Tom: More scorpions.



Tom: Finally, someone in management.



Tom: Excuse me sir, I wish to register a complaint about your caves.
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Tom: Okay let's try and setup a firing line.



Tom: NO NOT LIKE THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!



Tom: Okay that does it.



Tom: Ouch!



Tom: More of them?




Tom: Fuck those fucking projectile arc weapons.



Tom: Ouch!



Tom: Fuck this we're getting the fuck out of this shit hole.



HALT!!
Tom: Fuck you.



Tom: Ouch!



Tom: Ouch! THAT WAS THE SAME FUCKING VENT




Tom: FUCK THIS SHIT.






Tom: FUCK THIS SHIT RIGHT TO HELL



Tom: I'm in no mood.



Tom: Finally.





Tom: The idiots!



Tom: The idiots!



Tom: Off to Progeny we go.







Tom: What a fucking weirdo.









Tom: ...Okay.

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So this was the most rage inducing update so far, and it basically just goes downhill from here.

Next up we trek to the final city, then I'll crawl my way through all the way to just before the final fight. This might take a while due to the irritating nature of cave navigation of which you've just experienced a taste.