Part 26: The Exhuming
And so we must go find ourselves a horribly burned corpse.
This is always my favourite part.
Oh faithful Stan, you will not have been prematurely entombed in vain.
He must be in one of these things... But which one...
It's inscribed with a quote: "Happiness is a warm manatee."
Well, let's start cracking open coffins!
Oh are you afraid of the scary corpses, I'm sorry. Maybe you should've brought your brown rubber safety pants instead.
Fine, we'll find out which one Rapp Scallion is buried in before poor Guybrush wets his little panties.
"Happiness is a warm manatee." - Commander Buttonhead
"Kiss me, I've got scurvy!" - Fester Leach
"Aaaaaarrrg" - Barney Gout
"Violets are blue, roses are red. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead." - Rapp Scallion
"Mouthwash? We don't need no stinking mouthwash!" - Old Skunk-Eye
"Violets are blue, roses are red. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead."
Now what the hell do we do?
Well, winter's coming and my driveway needs lining with something.
See, that wasn't so bad. So should I cancel the order to find your mother?
That voodoo hog usually knows about this sort of crap, go ask her.
About that jar I was looking at...
That's one of my most powerful potions. Brings the dead back to life.
Yeah!
Just think...
We could know, once and for all just what the hell those bones were from anyway.
Oh man that would be so awesome.
Oh no! No no no no!
I hate that monkey! Count me out.
So be it.
Wait, we need this crap.
I'll take it!
There are some complications. It only works on ashes, and the ressurection is only temporary. Plus you need to bring me a sample of the subjects ashes before I can mix you up a batch.
I have the ashes of somebody I want ressurecting right here.
Bring them to me. Now there's only one small problem... I forgot the recipe.
What.
It's been a long time. I don't have that cookbook anymore.
I've got a book of voodoo recipes!
Good! How many crap scalps does it say to use?
Thirteen!
That's just what I thought when I whipped up this experimental batch.
Thanks.
And awaay we go!
So... ?
Neat!
That was a close one. If I didn't have my flame-resistant apron on I would've been killed!
Uh... where exactly did you buy that apron, Rapp?
Why at Stan's previously owned restaurant supply of course. Why do you ask?
... Look, Rapp.
What is it?
You're dead.
What?!
But I'm not ready to die! I feel my soul is not at peace. There is something I must do before I pass on. I just have this nagging feeling I left the gas on at my restaurant. It's driving me crazy.
Did I mention I'm looking for Big Whoop?
I'll take that secret with me to the grave!
You can have my part of the map to Big Whoop if you check the gas in my weenie hut for me.
Give me the map and I'll check the gas for you.
Check the gas and I'll give you the map.
Give me the map and I'll check the gas for you.
Check the gas and I'll give you the map.
Give me the map and I'll check the gas for you.
Check the gas and I'll give you the map.
Give me the map and I'll check the gas for you.
What do you care about it? You're dead!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
Sure, I'll check it.
Thanks, here's the key.
Do I really have to touch you? Oh fine.
Ah, here we go.
How many goddamn keys do we need in this game anyway?
Collecting keys, checking the gas for people, I'm supposed to be out pirating.
I was promised wenches, this adventure sucks.
I turned it off.
Thanks. I guess where I'm going I won't need this map anyway.
Oh jesus...
Uh... You keep it.
Thanks.
Now I can rest in the folds of the earth... Like a steamin' weenie in a soft, fresh bun. Ahhhhh...
Eew, it has corpse-juice all over it...
Off I go!
You know the drill.
Is it true that Guybrush Threepwood has found the third piece of the map to Big Whoop?
Ah... Yes sir... I was about...
Why did you not come and tell me yerself?
Well... I was trying to confirm that he really...
Largo. You have been my trusted henchman for many years. But I won't hesitate to drag your entrails from behind my ship if you do not bring me Guybrush before he finds that treasure!
To Phatt for the final map piece!