Part 29: The Love Potion

To the cartogratorium!








Oh... Right...




How could I leave him blind for so long, I feel terrible... He can have this lighthouse lens.




Eh, maybe later.




Oh don't look at me like that, it's just a quick grog, then I'll head right back.




Oh fine.



Ah, that'll work. Thanks.




What's this? A map? Hmmm... Looks like only part of a map.


I've got the rest of it right here. Can you put it all together into one map for me?


I'll do it if you'll run an errand for me. Go to the international house of mojo and ask if my love potion's ready.


Okay.



Love potion? Oh you sly dog you.




Yes. Wally. It's not for me at all. What? Why would you insinuate such a horrible thing you are a terrible person that's laughable so do you have it?



Oh, okay. Tell him I said to enjoy, but to be careful. It's powerful stuff. Wouldn't want that little guy getting hurt... Wait!






And then hastily scratched a message in a table. I think Wally's in trouble, and I think LeChuck has something to do with it!


Uh oh. I better go check.



Oh dammit Wally!



It just says "LeChuck".



Get back here with my map you asshole!




But we have more pressing matters to attend to.



There are some matches in here. And something that says "Love bomb" on it.




1) light fuse
2) throw at target
3) get ready for LOVE



Oh fuck yes, pixelated sex scenes abound!




OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?




Phew, that was a close one. I guess we'll have to settle for chasing Big Whoop for now...




Why hello, what are you doing here, not-at-all-conspicuous box?



To: The Ghost Pirate LeChuck c/o LeChuck's Island getaway and spa. Contents: Misc voodoo supplies.



I see absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong with this plan.






Nope. Not a thing.




Well, into the heart of fear we go.




And me without my brown rubber safety pants.
























Oh you hate everything. Wah wah, my map got stolen, I got stuck in a snake-crate for five days, LeChuck is going to torture me and my panties are on too tight.




Quit your whining and get searching for that map.




Wow, this is beautiful!




Stunning architecture!




Authentic dungeons!




Complimentary dangly prisoner! It's all that the brochure promised and more!



Mr. Brush. Is that you?




You think this is funny?! They abducted me in my office... Brought me here in a duffel bag... Interrogated me... Then they...















Beautiful.



I knew it! He always envied my intellectual look.


The map Wally! What about the map?


Oh, LeChuck got it, but who cares?


Who cares?!?


Yeah, I memorised the whole thing before he took it. It's on an island called Dinky, not too far from here. After you bust me out of here, we could steal a boat and go there!



Gotta hand it to him. The little guy's got balls.



What? Are you nuts? Go get the key. He probably keeps it in his office down the hall.


I'm going to go get that key!


Okaydokey.



Oh it is on motherfucker.