Part 32: The Fuck?

So here we are. Trapped in the ghost of Monkey Island 2 past.




Before Scabb Island got that grant from the council for the extra B.




The early days of Stan's Used Coffins.




Hey wait a minute!




Where the hell was this when I needed it?!




I don't like it here...






I want out!




Alright that does it. To get back to my time, I must construct... A TIME MACHINE!




Oh Christ, it's going to take so much thieving to get this thing built...






Uh, call me cynical, but...




Well I guess... Er...




Oh that can't be good...




Oh that's it, I'm outta here.














Now, where were we?




Oh what fresh hell is this.














Oh thank god it's almost over... Wherever I've sent myself cannot possibly be worse than this!




Oh son of a bitch!




Just get on with it you slimy festering turd.





Ha ha ha! This will be even more torturous than I had hoped!






Well... I have one but it's kind of embarassing...


Wally! This is a matter of life and death!


Oh... Okay I'll do it. But you have to close your eyes.


What?!


Close your eyes unless you want to become undead furniture.






Hey where are the lights?


Shhhhh!


Arrrrrg! What be going on in here?

















Oh man...




Well wasn't that quite the little something.




Oh well. To the island!