Part 6: Episode 6: Dick Waving at E Cup

Diabetes is feeling great, Cleo's feeling great, and I've got a bottle of scotch ready to celebrate or drown my failures with. Let's go to WAR.





She makes it sound less like a fight to the death between domesticated monsters and more like career day at Borgan Elementary School.




8 sons of bitches in this tournament. 3 of which I'll need to clobber to clear E rank.





First up is the answer to the classic joke, "What do you get when you cross a cow and a dragon?". I don't know, but I wouldn't wanna milk it. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hah. Haha. Hahahaha. Ha.






My baby panda opted to cream it instead.




I'd feel bad if that thing didn't creep me out so much.





I'm really not sure what this is supposed to be. It looks kind of like an Egyptian god, or a llama that learned to walk on two legs. Whatever it is, it's going down. Llama thing, prepare to face the DEATH HULA!




...God damn it, Diabetes.




Failure of a dance aside, we win by spamming headbutts and waiting for the time to run out. Bleh.






I can think of a few curses for you, Creeprape Von Blackvan.




Stare into the cat's eyes long enough, and you will see the date of your own death.




Certain items in MRDS can affect your monster's abilities in combat, giving them status effects. In this case, feeding your monster 3 ice cream cakes gives them the chance of going hyper, which doubles their speed.




Using the sugar rush, Diabetes ran in circles around the arena until the match ended.





Whoo! Money! And a trophy for the trophy pile.




Cleo might have had a few ice cream cakes, too.




...It's a cod wrapped in newspaper.

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.



Also, now that you're D Rank you can go on Errantry in the Street and Coastal areas. Stop by the guide if you want to go on Errantry.

Make sure Diabetes is healthy and full of energy before you go!

And call your mother! She worries.

Well, so long and good luck!

See ya! And thanks for the tips!

If you have a stain, use white vinegar or club soda to help clean it out!




Um... When I lost the other day, I just wasn't feeling very good, that's all. I'm actually a lot better than that.



Y-yeah, of course! I'll show you how good I am next time! I swear! Well, see yerr...!



Errick will never be seen again. God willing. Please let me never see him again.





That owl gets around. Anyway, it turns out this guy is a smuggler named Torr.





And then he runs away.





I don't know, Cleo. I just don't know.