Part 23: Episode 23: Showdown With the Four Heavenly Cocks

Previously, on Let's Play Monster Rancher DS:










And now, back to Let's Play Monster Rancher DS.






That sounds pretty stupid. Why can't he just be a Centaur? It's not like he needs to be some special breed. Maybe he's just a Centaur butler?




Oh god damn it.




We will challenge you to four tournaments, each with one of the Four Kings: Gali, Monol, Naga and Centaur. Once we win, all shall recognize our might over the Earth.








I don't really see a downside here. You heavenly king whatevers can keep those pricks, and I can get back to monster ranchin' in peace.

Oh, did I neglect to mention that until you win them back you will no longer get discounted items and errantries?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




Fuck you, you mushmouthed fro-picking rapist godless son of a whore. Well, let's get these over with.






You're not a real cop! Let me see your badge.




Colt, you're not helping. Go sit in the corner and wait to be rescued like the useless sack of feces you are.




The cop was pretty easy. Harvey.EXE was able to execute some appropriate police brutality.





Phanto isn't real, and never was. He was a drug-induced hallucination.




I think I can take him. I ain't afraid of no ghost.




In fact, Harvey.EXE punched him out of the building. NEXT!





Well that sounds ominous. I'm sure this is going to be a terrifying creature full of nightmare fuel and--




...It's a rock.




The rock fell on Harvey a couple of times, but that only fired him up for a rousing dance.






And finally, we have Centauros in the butler-horsey flesh.




Taking a page from Street Fighter 2, Harvey shoryukened the butler into outer space. We win!






Yeah, that's right. I'm awesome.




That's what I said. Now let's enjoy the well-planned and satisfying ending.




What!? So she was yer daughter!? Well then, no wonder!

What!? You snake of a woman! Using such trickery to steal the presidency!

Don't be ridiculous! I done it with pure skill!

Ha! Don't play dumb with me woman!

Grrr!!! You decrepit old codger you!!!



End Scene. Cut to credits. I empty another bottle of scotch and wonder what I'm doing with my life. The End.






Coming up next: A rundown of the final postgame content!