Part 104: Ep. 72: Chaz McFreely: EXTREME-ly Jealous?

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: Last time on MySims Agents: Someone broke a bunch of Luke's surfboards! That's bad. But Luke's asked Special Agent Sam to figure out who did it--that's good.


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Luke goes back into the surf shop and Sam pulls out his notebook.

: I should check out the broken surfboards on the beach.

Sam thinks for a moment, then adds:

: Maybe someone saw who broke the boards. I should ask around.



But first: Wolfah responds to Sam's encouragement! I guess we... inspired him? Made him happy? ... made him angry?



Sam puts his phone away and heads down to the beach to more closely investigate the pile of busted-up surfboards. Hm!

: I should find the broken surfboard piece that is missing.

He adds:

: The sand near the broken boards might hold more clues.

The lifeguard is right here, though, so first let's ask if she saw anything.

: Hey Summer, did you see what happened to Luke's surfboards?

Summer sighs, her shoulders slumping.



Aww. Taylor is playing in the ocean nearby. Maybe she knows?

: Any idea who might have broken Luke's surfboards?



oh, you totally do



Sam has blown her tiny mind.



: He thinks surfing is dumb?

: Well, as a founding member of the Chaz McFreely Fan Club, I've read his online profile at least a hundred times...



Having apparently delivered the last word on the subject, Taylor starts to wander off. Sam catches up to her in the shallows.

: You were saying something about Chaz... Chaz doesn't like Luke? Why?

: For some reason Chaz thinks Luke is trying to out cool him and take his title of "King Of The Beach."

: Really? Why does he think that?



Taylor splashes off and Sam updates his notes.

: Chaz thinks Luke is competition for 'King Of The Beach'. Was this a crime of jealousy?



Who is this Chaz McFreely person? Funny you should ask.

: So Chaz dislikes both Luke and surfing? I should get his side of this.

Sam heads back to the parking lot behind the boardwalk, where some kind of EXTREME stunt is being set up. Remember the brief fad for labeling everything as EXTREME? The MySims series sure does.





oh man can we can we

Meanwhile, Sam tries to figure out what's going on here. Let's talk to the excitable kid in the dog mask.

: What's all this setup for?







Thanks, Tim. Let's go talk to The Man Himself, Chaz McFreely, Extreme Stunt Guy.

: Chaz, know anything about Luke's surfboards?



: It's kind of extreme. I hear Luke's pretty good.

This angers the Chaz.





Having laid down this extremely sick burn, Chaz goes for the self-congratulatory high-five.



Sam does not move to complete the five, either up high or down low. Chaz is shocked.



"Aw, man."



Having been totally five-blocked, Chaz dismisses Sam in favor of doing some pre-stunt warmup stretching. Chaz may be a jerk, but it sounds like he's planning to defeat Luke through the power of EXTREME motorcycle stunts, rather than through more underhanded methods. Maybe he didn't break the surfboards after all? Sam wanders back down to the beach, thoughtful, and runs into Clara. Might as well ask if she saw anything.

: Do you know what happened to Luke's surfboards?



what

: Mr. Suckers...?





: ... grumpy?

Clara sighs sadly.

: Yeah, he seemed cranky last time I saw him. Poor Mr. Suckers.

Inspiration strikes. Clara perks up.



...

... ALL RIGHTY THEN


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: Next time on MySims Agents: Giant squid tea party! Giant squid tea party! I wanna come, pal! I love tea. And giant squids. Even the imaginary ones.


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Concept Art: Chaz McFreely and Tim
- by Genevieve Tsai
Fun fact: Tim is Rosalyn's nephew!
Another fun fact: Chaz is a huge jerkwad!