Part 105: Ep. 73: Enabling Unhealthy Squid-Related Behaviors

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: Last time on MySims Agents: Did Chaz break Luke's surfboards out of jealousy? Probably not. Did an imaginary squid named Mr. Suckers break them? Maybe!


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So this happened:



: Of course, he loves tea! Sam, do you think you could help me? I'll just need help getting a few things!

I. But. Wait. What?

: I... suppose. Sure.

I guess we're doing this!



A thrilled Clara hurries off to invite her imaginary giant-squid friend to a tea party. Sam, rather dubious, updates his notes.





: OK, here's what I need to find for the tea party: cups, saucers, teaspoons, a tea bag, a teapot & a blanket.

Sheesh, whatever, beats working. Sam catches up to Clara by the water's edge.

: Interesting. I have some more questions about those tea party items...



: Where could I find some tea?

: Ooh! I think I saw some herbal tea in a case at the surf shop. You could ask Luke.

Yep. It's going to be one of those fetchquests. Sam is poised to ask Clara about the other items, but then RING RING



An incoming text message of triumph! I never doubted you, Wolfah. Unfortunately Clara wandered off again while Sam was reading his messages. Dammit, girl, stay on target.

: Where do I get a teapot?



Go, Buddy, go!

: The other stuff...

: Like what?

: You said I need a blanket.



Now it's Summer's turn to pretend-surf!

: Where would I get teacups & saucers?



... what the hell, guys, knock it off

Sam is so flustered by the goings-on behind his back that he entirely forgets to ask Clara about spoons. He's a professional, though, so surely he can find some on his own. Right? Sure.

: Thanks, Clara! That's all I need.

: No problem, Sam. Good luck!

So... crates washed up on the beach, huh? Sounds like a place to start. Sam goes looking, and...





Up where the water is all radioactive, we find a washed-up crate!



It says '4/4' because we found four intact cups in one crate. Yay! Sam jots down his find.

: I'll need four saucers to go with those tea cups.



Under the boardwalk, we find another crate! Sam shakes it open with the Manipulator, and...





oh, now Sam remembers about the damn spoons

Let's go ask around on the boardwalk. We need to talk to half these people anyway. And maybe we could bring some turkey-on-a-fork and make it a picnic instead!

: Have anything I can borrow for a tea party?



... uh... yes!

: I do, actually.



He hands over the spoons.



: Alright, now I should find some tea for this tea party!

And Clara told us where to find some! Sam heads into the surf shop.

: Have anything I could borrow for a tea party?



: Luke, that's perfect! May I have some?



oh goddammit

: What do you mean? You can't get the tea?

: Sorry, chiller, totally spaced... I lost my keys the other day. It was righteous! I was tucked in an epic barrel, straight cruisin'...

Sam has no time for your surfing nonsense! There's an imaginary giant squid to take tea with!

: Luke, if I can open your display, do you think I can "score" some of your tea?

... and maybe some of your "tea"?

: That's a deal, amigo.

Sigh.

: If I can get past the lock on Luke's display case, he'll give me some complimentary tea.



The things Sam will do for squid.


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: Next time on MySims Agents: Sam still needs a blanket and a teapot!

: He also needs to have his head examined.