Part 110: Dispatch Mission: Surf's Up/The Finest Blade

It's a fine day at HQ--but when is it not?

A fine day indeed.


Having dispatched our most excellent teams on their most excellent missions, Sam prepares to dispatch himself.

NINJA SAM AWAY

Can you find Ninja Sam in this image?

Ninja Sam is shocked and saddened by this waste!

Can you find Ninja Sam now?

... really?


Ninja.

Truly we have picked an inspired team for this job.

But Ninja Sam has other ne'er-do-wells to keep an eye on!

Ninja Sam is watching you, Morcugirls!

Oh, well, sorry, Luke!

Sam actually had to think about this one for a while. On the one hand, new-school high-carbon steel sounds like the way to go--but, on the other hand, the team we sent consists of a wolf, a caveman, and a guy who learns everything from reading old books. They would probably be more comfortable with the old ways, like gnawing meat off freshly-killed animal carcasses. But then Sam remembered that Wolfah is on this team and can do anything he puts his wolfy mind to, so he told Chef Watanabe to have his team make modern knives.

And it turns out for the best.

Ninja Sam is watching you, Main Street!

I would read that book.

Ninja Sam is watching you sleep!

A greater percentage of attendees will be able to participate and have fun at a cookout. Sam tells Luke to throw a BBQ.

Oh no!

We sent you because we want to see you try.


Keeping an eye on you, Derek!

Gnawing on a handroll, making a confused face: Wolfah.

Ninja Sam is ready for that mama bird!

everybody loves food? whoa, dude, check your privilege

Ninja Sam throws down a smoke bomb and escapes to HQ in the confusion.


He also came up with some new hairstyles for us! But, yes, we now have a new dispatch mission, featuring Chef Watanabe's son, Jimmy.

Ave Caesar!

Actually, you know what, I can't argue with that. Knock yourself out, Trevor.

This is actually a pretty long dispatch mission!

Awesome.


Sure, Jenny. Anyway, Luke has sent along... some archaeologist outfits? Not what I was expecting, but...

But we'll take 'em! Where's the whip?
Let's have one more round of voting before we plunge back into the ocean! One more




Dude. Dude. It's Chaz McFreely. The Chaz McFreely. He needs Charismatic agents to help him think of crowd-pleasing extreme stunts, and Sporty agents to figure out just how far he can push his extreme self!


You can check their stats in the second post in this thread, just underneath the OP.
Meanwhile, Sam will be helping Magical Marlon once again:


... snrk. Suggestions are always welcome! Voting, twenty-four hours, et cetera!