Part 139: Dispatch Mission: Suckers Sabotage!/Justice For Justice

I blame Preston for being less than perfect.



Travis is an old hand at this, though.



Junior agents: away! Today we'll visit Special Agent Samantha to see a small sampling of the female-agent clothes on offer. Some of them will be familiar. Some... not so much.



Oh dear.



In one fell swoop Preston becomes both adorable and someone else's employee. Life is good.



Special Agent Samantha: still so tired of your shit, but now wears lipstick.





... we sent Travis, Spencer, and Aran to compete in a desert motorcycle race against cut-throat iron-tough bikers.

One of whom is named Rock Gunheim.

Sweeeeeet.









Gasp!





Samantha owns four or five varieties of that cat-ear hat.



Also, two or three variations on this racing cap! Even though she is not wearing it in Agents, I will always think of this as 'Jenny's hat'.



Sam tells Ms. Nicole to concentrate on Mr. Suckers' outfit. Makeup would only get washed away, after all.





Strawberry Shortcake, MySims style.





... CHEAT LIKE MOFOS, YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT











Whoops.







Never change, Preston.



Justice's dispatch mission revs to a speedy conclusion, as befit a lawless desert motorcycle race.

: I need a mission debriefing. What was the result?

: I can't believe the team won a desert bike race. Poetic justice, I guess. Get it? Here--Justice wanted you to have these.

Justice sends us some night-vision goggles and a figurine of himself for the trophy case!



Sam takes a break from women's wear to model some menswear. I don't know why Justice wants us to be a jRPG hero, but there you have it.





...



Sam texts Clara, gently suggesting that they are probably the tracks of a sea creature. You ninny.



Sam will just be over here beating his head against the wall.







Eeek!



GOSH, YOU DON'T SAY

Let's see what she's got for us.

: I need a mission debriefing. What was the result?

: So, I heard that Mr. Suckers sabotaged himself?! Weird. Anyway, Clara says he won the pageant, thanks to you. She sent this reward.

Clara sends us another Mr. Suckers figurine and a lifeguard outfit... and we unlock another dispatch mission from Agent Walker. We'll get to that in a minute.

First things first:



Aww, pool floaties.



One trophy outstanding...





This figure is called Supercharged Justice.

So: the new dispatch mission. Once we complete every other dispatch mission in the game--there are fifty normal missions--a fifty-first and final mission is unlocked. This is the only way to get the 'real' ending of the game.



: ... portals opening up in random areas. We believe these are portals to the Nightmare Realm. I need you to send a team to investigate!

Welp.

: Here it was: my chance to save Evelyn. For all I knew, it was my one and only chance. Walker seemed to believe it should be treated like just another routine dispatch mission, but... Walker wasn't in charge here.

: I wasn't going to restrict myself to three agents. If there was even a chance that they could save Evelyn...

: ... I was going to send them all.