Part 74: Interlude: Oh God, My Allergies

Before we mess with any locked doors or alligator-filled swamps, let's run around and look at things inside Cyrus' mansion! Carl is a terrible housekeeper. Maybe it's because he's, oh, I don't know. Dead.

I wasn't kidding: there really isn't much in the crystal chamber.



That really sounds like it ought to go 'bing' and give us something to put in HQ. However, it does not.





Remember the silly clock? We can shake it! And then nothing happens!

: Yikes! Souds like some parts are missing.

Who's been stealing clock parts? That's Sam's job! <>

The hallway outside of the crystal room is decorated with lots of old-tymey portraits. We saw the one of Morcubus. What about the others?







And behind the messenger's portrait we find a figurine of her! Hey, more fodder for the trophy case, always good.

Downstairs next! So many ugly suits of armor. Awesome.







oh please can I have it





Into the kitchen!



'Chic peas' are obviously Ms. Nicole's favorite food.





In a perfect world we'd have pulled a junior agent out of that sink.



And finally: the dining room!



And, as we all know, Sam has some kind of weird vendetta against flowers. F-Space Manipulator away!



: Take that, flowers!





The description is boring but the bust itself is neat-looking. Can I have it?





Inside the cabinet we find an odd statue of Gordon, and I guess we just... steal it? ... okay, then!





Let's break it!





Yeah, ha ha, remember those cash-strapped days before we had a cushy government job, our own five-story headquarters, and all the clothes and furniture we could steal?