Part 95: Ep. 65: Turkey-Onna-Fork

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: Last time on MySims Agents--

: Board shorts. They are board shorts. What's so funny about that?

: What?

: Never mind.


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We open with Sam checking in with the dispatch team before they go.



oh god



er I meant good luck with the hunting you guys



Sam can't wear a three-piece suit to the beach. I consider the board shorts to be the comedy option. Let's go! We just need to run the Yuki gauntlet outside--



... er. Where's Yuki? She's not here.



Anyway! With the addition of the boardwalk, we've now unlocked all four stops on the train route. However, looking at the map makes Sam remember: he never did check in with Poppy. It'd be nice of him, right? After all, she's the one who got him into the mansion.



OH BOY I BET YOU GUYS MISSED MAIN STREET

: Hey, Luis, what's in the news?

: Hey, Sam. What do you want to hear about?

And then we get choices!

: What's new in politics, Luis?

: With elections less than 3 years away, Mayor Rogers has begun a smear campaign against any possible opposition. Skip was quoted to say "It's not a smear campaign, but rather a targeted release of obscure and non-factual information."

Oh, Skip.

: Anything going on in the society pages?

: Shirley was seen out with Patrick last evening...



WOOOOO doggies that's pretty risque for an E-rated game--oh, wait, they mean actual rodeos. Never mind. ... wait, wasn't Shirley dating Skip last we heard? DRAMA!

: How about the latest in sports?

: Reports from the Nova Ski Resort have hinted at a newcomer to the pro boarding circuit... dressed in all white, this mammoth shredder, going only by the name of "Yeti", has been tearing up the powder and taking 1st in nearly every event.



: Thanks, Luis, I'll talk to you later.

: OK Sam, feel free to come by anytime.



Sam goes to the park and checks in with Dogwood, but Poppy is not here. Wonder where she is? Maybe she's back in the forested area?

: Hello, Derek.



Nope. And Derek's not happy to see us, either. Maybe she went to Gino's for lunch?

: Any new pizza confections, Gino?

: I've been toying with a new special... first I marinate some thin sliced bacon in tomato sauce for 24 hours.

: Then I chop an onion, a garlic clove, and a carrot and sprinkle them on top of a whole wheat pizza dough.

: After baking the pizza for 2 minutes, I add the marinated bacon and then smother it all with a fine grated sharp cheddar!

: I then let it finish cooking in a brick oven for another 10 minutes. I call it Coq Au Vin Pie!

Goddamn, that sounds pretty good, although it seems to contain neither coq nor vin.

: Think it will sell well?

: I'm not sure. Patrick keeps eating my marinated bacon.

Oh, Patrick. *laugh track*

Poppy's not here either! Buddy couldn't resist coming in for a slice, though. Maybe he's seen her?

: Hey, Buddy!

: Hey pal, I've been thinking about Carl.

: Oh yeah?

: Have you ever noticed when Carl's arm falls off, he doesn't seem to be in any pain?

: Buddy, Carl is a zombie. Haven't you noticed how he drags himself around?





There's no Buddy like our Buddy. Anyway, Sam leaves the pizzeria, and... there's Poppy!

: How's business, Poppy?



... well, I guess Violet can fill her in later. We've messed around enough for now! (I'm sure we'll mess around more later!) To the beach with us!





It is a long way to the beach! However, the train eventually arrives.



The scene opens with a sad surfer dude sighing over a pile of broken surfboards.



Then cuts to a grumpy bandana'd dude on a busted pier, scowling down at some empty ropes.



Then to Sam, on the boardwalk, checking things out! There is so much to check out, but first:



The camera pans down the pier to these two girls, having a conversation.



The girl in yellow does not appreciate this argument.

: Look, I'm going to see Chaz's stunt show later. Don't embarrass us in front of Chaz. He's soooo dreamy!

: Ewww, he is not!

Let us draw the curtain on this little drama.



We return to Sam. Wow, there is so much going on!

: What do you think, Buddy?

: Well pal, as cool as we look in our special agent suits, they're a little hot for the beach.

That's why Sam changed.

: Buck up, Buddy! A little heat is what every agent needs.



Buddy and Sam head down the boardwalk. Looks like the surfer dude from earlier needs our help! And... is that Yuki?



But before we can talk to her, we get a text message from a caveman. Look, I don't make these things up.

: Hey. So now you're at the beach?



: So you're running the muba stand?

: That's right! Come by for a free lesson! Or face biting.

Yuki heads off. Let's talk to the turkey-on-a-fork guy, since we're here.

: Great day at the beach, isn't it?



Yes, his name is Goth Boy. Ordinarily he is a mopey goth poet who wears lots of black buckled things and has multiple piercings. Inasmuch as this series has fans, he has a lot of them, mostly tweenaged girls. Surprise, surprise.



There's the muba stand, and... looks like the dude in the bandana needs our help, too!

Who should we talk to first, the surfer dude or the bandana dude?