Part 105: Nothing Is Wrong Here, Citizen, Please Move Along

We're off to The Uncharted Isle, marked on our map with a... dinosaur skull...



Yep, that'll do nicely.



: Now this is what adventure is all about! Being famous explorers... discovering new lands...





Shortly thereafter, we dock!





: Neat! I want to meet a dinosaur!

: Buddy, everyone knows there aren't any more dinosaurs!

Suddenly:





: Who are you?!

: Oh, where are my manners? My name is Sir Vincent Skullfinder, renowned archeologist, at your service!

: You're an archeologist?! That must mean you've been all over the world! You're an explorer just like me!

: Indeed, my dear! And I'm exploring this island for a treasure most rare...

: A treasure that will be mine forever, just as soon as I have it within my grasp!

btw: I, Sir Vincent Skullfinder, am totally not evil, just putting that out there



Lyndsay is stoked.

: Yes! I've always wanted to be a real explorer! Of course we'll help!



: Excellent! Buried beneath these sands and within the stout rock walls of this island are many ancient bones. It would aid my hunt significantly if you could bring me... shall we say 20 of these bones? Could you do that for me?

: Sure! That's just the sort of thing we're great at!

: That's a good girl! Just come find me when you're done. In the meantime I have other... things to attend to. If you'll excuse me?

Sir Vincent takes his leave.



: Oh, quit being such a scaredy-cat! Let's hurry and find those bones for Sir Vincent!

Lyndsay hurries off.



Jeez, even Lyndsay doesn't say 'please' any more. This job sucks.



So, yeah, our first job is to dig up a bunch of bones. We'll... get right on that.



By which I mean oooh, there's a chest under this coconut tree! It contains Mana, Topaz, and...



... pith helmets!



Frabjous.



There's a chest over on this island, full of Simoleon, Bones, Mana, and also...



... a new Scroll, shockingly enough.



Over here in this little lagoon there's a chest full of Mana, which also contains the Prom Night Gonk figure.



Mining wall: Silver, Electrobits--seriously, why are Electrobits so common, this is silly--Mana, and the elusive Kaiserium!



Weeding chain: Coconut, Mana, Sea Turtles, and a chance of either Diamond or Topaz on the fourth weed.



Over here by the docks, there's a fishing spot. We can catch Sea Turtles here, as you might have guessed from the weeding chain.



Also Stingrays!



And Puffers!



All right, fine, we'll dig for yer damn Bones. We also dig up Jade, Onyx, Topaz, and Mana.



... and a new Scroll. Of course.


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Next time on MySims Kingdom: Everything continues to be just fine as Sam and Co. learn valuable and interesting lessons about archaeology!