Part 31

Scene 15: The Paladin

Muspelm plays much like Organa, and similarly, since they are bonus stages, there is little plot development outside of introducing the High Knights, and a history lesson here and there. We're not here for a lecture, we're here for WAR! Tell us what kind of a threat the boss of this area is!


Potential competition for the ultimate ladies' man Laharl? HE MUST BE STRUCK DOWN.

But first, towns must be liberated, and cronies must be fought. Here are some glimpses into battles, because we need filler.


Ashe's unit defends a city.


Margo's unit holds another town.


Antonio's unit fights in a field.


Moira the Cockatrice (in Warren's unit) turns a Wizard to stone.


Another new friend! Yay!


We finally score one of these. Zelig has taken his claim to it-the only problem I forsee is that his Ali is currently 100. I kept him on the road to Paladin in case we never got one of these, but now that we do, I'd just like to hear from Lunarian in case the 100 Ali makes him change his mind. I'll definitely give him the Blood Kiss if he still wants it.


Most of the towns are babysat as Bogy and Warren go in for the kill.


Wait, haven't we heard that somewhere before?


He has the same attack pattern, too. Are Dragoons just glorified Samurai or what? At least he has more useful guards than his predecessor.

Fighting for the bad guys, that's what. DIE, TRAITOR!


Like, totally.


Oh Christ, what have we gotten ourselves into? We don't have budget for a special platoon .


Slust is stupid, a whore (slust=slut lol), and gay. Either that or it's yet another instance of Ogre Battle encouraging improper spelling. Someone there really should have hired a proofreader. He is still stupid and slutty though. He's like the idiot on the football team who the entire cheerleading squad has fucked at one point or another.

Laharl needs some cheering up via presents and intelligent discussion.


Hey, didn't someone want this? Ooh, that means we'll get our candy now!



Dear goons, we are faced with a provoking question, indeed. Are elegance and beauty important for a YES NOlady? Or does it not matter, as long as they put out?



While you ponder that question, here is the latest Army List.
We've got a bunch of class promotions, some of which would have been in the last update if I had been paying any attention. See if you can spot them all!

CURRENT UNITS
1. Laharl, lvl 14 -- Lord
Kingston, lvl 14 -- Knight -> Paladin
Repree, lvl 14 -- Shaman -> Monk
Grynpus, lvl 14 -- Gryphon

2. Milky, lvl 15 (Gorbash9k) -- Cherubim -> Seraphim
Zelig, lvl 14 (Lunarian)-- Knight -> Paladin/Vampire
Rush, lvl 14 (Rixen) -- Knight -> Paladin
Prosbyna, lvl 14 (Pamplmoose)-- Silver Dragon -> Gold -> Plat

3. Victor, lvl 15 (TheUnforgiven) -- Paladin
Sara, lvl 15 (murklins)-- Shaman -> Monk
Canopus, lvl 15 -- Eagleman
Telpassa, lvl 14 -- Titan

4. Lans, lvl 15 (octobernight) -- Paladin
Rauny, lvl 15 -- Muse
Parker, lvl 14 (Centurion) -- Knight -> Paladin
Swadda, lvl 14 (TheFonz) -- Gryphon -> Cockatrice

5. Needham, lvl 16 (Majik Ninja) -- Lich
Ohsa, lvl 16 (GetWellGamers) -- Phantom
Zett, lvl 16 -- Phantom
Gerald, lvl 16 -- Wraith
Mazelon, lvl 16 -- Wraith

6. Warren, lvl 16 (Javelin)-- Mage (-> Sorcerer -> Lich)
Rivera, lvl 15 (Tite-Dent) -- Demon -> Devil
Cook, lvl 15 -- Demon -> Devil
Moira, lvl 15 (Vorxnyx) -- Cockatrice

7. Jenny, lvl 15 (T-C47) -- Princess
Sophia, lvl 14 (Tortolia)-- Valkyrie -> Muse
Norn, lvl 15 -- Shaman -> Monk
Silvia, lvl 14 -- Cherubim -> Seraphim
Brigitte, lvl 14 -- Cherubim -> Seraphim

8. Geist, lvl 16 (WildMango) -- Mage
Brute, lvl 16 (Zen Guerilla) -- Werewolf
Kazan, lvl 16 (kento-bento)-- Werewolf
Buzz, lvl 16 -- Demon -> Devil
Notom, lvl 16 -- Demon -> Devil

9. Ashe, lvl 15 (Mathmaven) -- Knight -> Paladin
Aisha, lvl 14 (Riidi WW) -- Shaman -> Monk
Bikke, lvl 14 (moobear) -- Samurai -> Master
Minas, lvl 15 (Stevus) -- Silver Dragon -> Gold -> Plat

10. Antonio, lvl 15 (Spikey) -- Ninja Master
Straw, lvl 15 (ClothHat) -- Ninja Master
Yuenta, lvl 14 (Xae) -- Black Dragon -> Tiamat
Folk, lvl 14 -- Werewolf

11. Margo, lvl 15 (bahamut) -- Cherubim -> Seraphim
Camilla, lvl 14 -- Cherubim -> Seraphim
Mulkibel, lvl 15 -- (MartianAgitator) Titan
Ayla, lvl 14 (mythadile) -- Valkyrie -> Muse

12. Bogy, lvl 15 (Cowcaster) -- Samurai -> Master
Lenox, lvl 15 (E. Revenant) -- Shaman -> Monk
Merry, lvl 15 -- Valkyrie -> Muse
Zappa, lvl 14 -- Eagleman
Brandell, lvl 14 -- Eagleman

13. Lemon, lvl 14 (Tithin Melias) -- Shaman -> Monk
Niove, lvl 14 (Mr. Goodbar) -- Kraken
Kastali, lvl 14 (enigma74) -- Kraken

14. Mort, lvl 15 (PokerJack) -- Doll Mage
Violette, lvl 15 (Turpitude) -- Princess
Saradin, lvl 15 (Echophonic) -- Mage -> Evil One
Melanbus, lvl 14 -- Gryphon

15. Leopold, lvl 14 (PopeCrunch)-- Doll Mage -> Master
Gilbert, lvl 15 (Cruel World) -- Dragoner -> Master
Sting, lvl 15 (Mordecai) -- Beast Master (-> Dragoner -> Master)
Ryukaon, lvl 14 (Cyberventurer) -- Red Dragon -> RD II -> Salamand

16. Slust, lvl 17 (kiljo) -- Dragoon
Epellio, lvl 16 -- Red Dragon II

17. Fenril, lvl 17 (Cactrot) -- Dragoon
Melopus, lvl 16 (Fuzzy Mammal) -- Gold Dragon

CURRENTLY ON THE BENCH
Salamys, lvl 14 -- Cerberus
Olita, lvl 14 -- Cerberus
Moneta, lvl 14 -- Cerberus
Rhea, lvl 14 -- Rockgolem
Omega, lvl 14 -- Rockgolem
Olfa, lvl 13 -- Nixie
Kiddy, lvl 13 -- Nixie
Rebecca, lvl 13 -- Nixie
Miletos, lvl 13 -- Octopus -> Kraken
Ramda, lvl 13 -- Angel -> Cherubim -> Seraphim
Rosa, lvl 12 -- Valkyrie -> Muse
Madel, lvl 13 -- Valkyrie -> Muse
Sauzant, lvl 15 -- Ravenman
Whitman, lvl 15 -- Ravenman
Reeves, lvl 15 -- Ravenman

New and Unused Equipment!
Sword of Slicing -- Str +4, Phys attack
Ice Blade -- Str +7, Ice attack
Battle Dagger (x2) -- Str +3, Phys attack (PopeCrunch, I left Leopold's weapon as it was because it was a million times better, and as a sword, more phallic)
Thunder Whip -- Str +6, Lit attack
Elder Sign -- Str +11, Int +5, Black +16, White +14
Thunder Charm -- Lit +5
Samurai Armour -- Phys +5
Houlou's Robe -- Phys +7, Fire +11
Iron Gloves -- Phys +2
Spiked Shield -- Phys +6