Part 76: 10/28/11-10/30/11

10/28/11

Yosuke has ruined all of our lives.

VIDEO- "Karma"

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> "The 'Miss' Yasogami High Pageant!"
> …It seems that a cross-dressing pageant is also going to be held at the Culture Festival.
Eager Student: Hey, it's Yosuke! We're expecting great things from you!
Haha, they're doing the cross-dressing pageant again this year? Man, they never learn, do they?
Ooh, some people have signed up already. Hahah, man, what idiots would want to be in this thing?
Let's see… Yosuke Hanamura…
Meeeeeee!?
Wait, and… Kanji Tatsumi!?
You're on here too!
> "Souji Seta"… That's your name, all right!
Impressed Student: Wow, there's a lot of contestants. Didn't we only get, like, two people last year?
Disinterested Student: I heard this year, even if someone else signs you up, you can't back out.
Impressed Student: Well, that's not cool… Hey, but what if they did sign themselves up?
Disinterested Student: Ewwww, what a disturbing thought. Seriously, that's really wrong.
Someone else signs you up…?
It's them… They must've done this…
> It seems that you'll have to enter the cross-dressing pageant at the Culture Festival…

Needless to say this demanded a response.



For what?
For what, my ass! For singing us all up in the cross-dressing pageant! It was you, wasn't it!?
Ohhh, yeah, that thing.
Rise-chan started saying, "Let's all have fun with this!" so I didn't really have a choice.
And Kashiwagi seems happy, too, now that there's more people involved in it.
You little…! This is cross-dressing! CROSS! DRESSING!
Well, you're the one who started it!
It's because of you that we can't back out of the beauty pageant, so it serves you right!
That's beside the point…
Don't worry.
We'll make you absolutely enchanting. Okay?
That's not what's important here!
It's about a man's pride, dammit!

Yeah I mean Yosuke really screwed them over but this was kind of excessive.



I know, right!? You heard him! This is absolutely out of the question!
Yeah, yeah. This has nothing to do with pride or any of that.
You know already, right? Once someone signs you up, you can't back out.
If you've got a problem with that, go talk to Ms. Kashiwagi.
Th-There's no way she's gonna listen!
Wha--!? Why're you giving up!?
I ain't doin' this! Period!
Kanji-kun, are you still okay as far as the mandatory attendance policy?
I don't think it would be wise to disappoint a teacher too much.
You are a scary gal, you know that, Senpai…?
Just leave it to us to dress you guys up.
Rise-chan's with us too.
There's no way you won't turn out pretty.
Y-You're positive we'll be pretty…?
I guarantee it.
Hey, why're you suddenly fine with this!?

I don't know what's worse, that I'm having to envision us in dresses or that I'm going to have to KNOW what it will look like.



There's nothing manly about being a woman!
I seriously refuse…
Kashiwagi's sure gonna get angry if you don't show up… Maybe you and Kanji-kun can be classmates next year.
Wh-Why is this happening…?
> It seems that you can't refuse…
We all end up in the same boat, without our consent…
What kinda joke is this…?
The exact same joke you pulled on us!
"I-If we gotta do this, might as well go all the way with it!" Ahahahaha!

At least it's on the second day of the festival, so there's still one day left before we're all abjectly humiliated.

10/29/11

Is there anything Yosuke's good at? I'm going to posit that the answer to this question is no.

VIDEO- "Never Do This"

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> …No one is stopping by.
C-Come in for a first-hand experience with group dating…
……
Ooh… This is so embarrassing…
There's not that many people passing by here in the first place…
Male Class Rep: I think we need some shills to drum up interest.
Shills…? Uh, who?
Male Class Rep: Who else is here besides us?
I-Isn't that kinda sad?
Male Class Rep: Do we have a choice? We need customers to get the ball rolling.
If there aren't many people passing by, we have to get the attention of the ones who are by any means necessary.
But there's only five of us here…
Yo, how's it going?
I came to check up on you… guys?
Perfect timing!
But now we've got four guys and two girls.
Male Class Rep: Eh, you guys are cross-dressing tomorrow anyways. One of you can sit on the girls' side.
What!? I'm not gonna-

You know what they say about snoozing and losing. And Yosuke deserving ANYTHING bad that happens to him.



Male Class Rep: There you go, Yosuke. You'll be our girl.
A-Are you serious…?
Male Class Rep: Well, let's get started.
……
Uhh… You guys can start now.
…………Will someone please start?
……
> The silence is heavy…
Actually, what the hell is this?
A mock group date…

Yosuke needs to NOT DO THIS by the way. It's really creepy.



You don't have to talk like a girl…
S-So, what are your hobbies…?
Man, you're enjoying this, aren't you?
I like, uh, martial arts in general. M-Mainly watching them… Ahahah…
Yikes, this is really embarrassing…
M-My hobby is, um… defeating Shadows?
That's not a hobby!
O-Oh yeah, sorry…
Okay, then we'll ask you a question next!
Umm, umm…
What type of girls do you like?
Whoa, getting right to the point…
Male Class Rep: I guess… cute girls?
Man, this is lame…
Oh, now it dawns on you…?
Your turn. What type of girls do you like?

God this is so awkward.



Ooh, me too! You get this urge to care for and protect them…
Don't think they asked you, Yosuke-senpai.
Your turn, Kanji-kun.
Uh, well, I…
I-I guess someone who's kind of mysterious, and looks strong but's actually kinda…
…Yeah, I really wonder who you're talking about.
> Should you try asking a question…?

Yosuke hadn't suffered enough at this point in my estimation.



Well, you guys are all wonderful… But I think you'd be the most reliable, Souji…
I-I mean-You idiot! Don't make me play along!
*sigh *
> The silence is heavy…

Rise walked in the door just then.



……
…Uhhh, ahaha…
W-Well, seeya!
Mark it. The group date café is officially a failure…
> The first day of the Culture Festival ended on a strange note…
> You decide to at least walk around the school a bit before going home.
> Yasogami High hallway…

I checked out some exhibits with Daisuke and Kou, their class had a much better thing they were doing.



We're doing a freakin' play, man! What's up with that!?
It's too late to complain, Piglet.
It's not Piglet! It's Hamlet! How'd I get stuck with that role, anyway…!?
And who the hell came up with this play!? "Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet" …Dude, THEY ALL DIE!
…Chilll out, dude. Tomorrow's gonna be way more exciting, right Souji?
For sure! I'm gonna be rooting for you in that beauty contest!
Remember, first place or bust!
> You had fun with Kou and Daisuke…

A bit later I was walking around with Ai, and we found an exhibit that was a bit out of place.



Oh come on. Who'd believe crap like this?
Familiar Voice: *chuckle *
You're a confident one…
Hm, maybe you are pretty good…
You wanna challenge me? I bet you can't win!
Familiar Voice: Overestimating your competence will only work against you, miss…
Hmph, I'll take that as your acceptance!
I challenge you to read one fortune, no time limit! If I win, which I will, I'm going to destroy this stand!
The subject of this little contest is… Souji's relationships with girls!
Familiar Voice: *chuckle * If that's the case, I most certainly have the advantage.
…What does that mean?
> You share a stirring moment with Ai…

No comment on how that turned out. Tomorrow's the day. Ugh.

10/30/11

We got together before our abject humiliation to get ready. I wasn't even sure why Teddie was there, but he was.

VIDEO- "Abject Humiliation"

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C'mon, Kanji-kun. Over here!
Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
> The cross-dressing pageant will begin soon…
> It looks like you'll have to give up and let Yukiko apply makeup on you.
What about me?
It turns out I'm entering this too. I must win this contest to see my dream realized!
He seemed bored, so we signed him up as a last-minute contestant.
So you're making him suffer too, huh…?
Well, if he's been signed up, there's nothing we can do about it.
Naoto-kun, can you lend us a hand? We'll leave Teddie to you.
M-Me?
The Naoto-Teddie team's unstoppable!
Well then, um…
First, I need some dazzling makeup!
Y-You're right. Then I'll go borrow a makeup kit from someone…
Wait! The battle begins by choosing the right equipment!
Ooh, we gotta use fake eyelashes, right?
Y-Yeah, bring it on!

So after we were dressed, our again I repeat abject humiliation began.



MC: Ladies and gentlemen!
We now begin the second day of the Culture Festival with the ever-popular "Miss" Yasogami Pageant!
Let's get right down to it and introduce our first contestant!
She's a runaway express train who's Inaba born and bred, and can kill with both her fists and her looks!
Presenting Kanji-chan of the first-year Class 3!

Yeah, Rise sort of failed at the admittedly impossible task of making Kanji 'pretty.'



Girl's Voice: Gyaaaaaah!
Ewww! That's so creepy!
Boy's Voice: This is wrong on every level…
MC: Now, don't rip me apart for asking, but… What would you say is your best feature?
…My eyes?
MC: Whoa! A conventional answer from this all-too-unconventional beauty!
After such a strong start, I don't know how much of a chance the others have, but here's our second contestant!
An eloquent heiress of the noble Junes, she's pure disappointment from the moment she opens her mouth!
Presenting Yosuke-chan of the second-year Class 2!

The creepiest thing is that Yosuke was actually trying.



Girl's Voice: Holy crap!
And here I thought Yosuke-senpai would be able to pull it off!
Boy's Voice: Dude, it's terrifying… I can just imagine someone like him sitting across from me on a train!
MC: Now, you look ready to win in that outfit… Do you often dress like this?
Hell no!
Uh… *cough * Like, no way!
What is with this? We're laughingstocks up here!
What did you think this was about…?
MC: I've already had about enough of this, but there's still more to come! Up next, our third contestant!
She has the mildly bitter tang of the city, and she's made more girls cry than there are stars in the sky!
Presenting our transfer student who's been breaking hearts in the second-year Class 2, Souji-chan!

I think I ended up with the most dignity remaining out of this. Which is still not much.



Girl's Voice: Senpai!? Why are you doing this!?
Boy's Voice: Whoa… I thought he was cooler than that…
MC: Sounds like your entrance is causing quite a stir! Did you sign yourself up?
My friends forced me…
Tell him Chie Satonaka did it!
Damn that Kashiwagi…
How dare she tear way our innocence like this! Now I'm scarred for life, dammit!
MC: Our last contestant is a random, unaffiliated entrant! She's a friend of our other "beauties"!
Calling herself "King of the TV World," she's a cute, sexy little number!
Give a warm welcome to Teddie-chan!

It seems all that experience disguising herself as a guy has made Naoto very good at this.



Girl's Voice: Huh!? That's a boy!?
He's so cute!
Boy's Voice: I'd hit it…
> The votes have been collected…
MC: And the winner of this year's "Miss" Yasogami Pageant is…
The random contestant who won everyone's hearts, Ms. Teddie!
As our champion, Ms. Teddie will receive a very special prize…
Later this afternoon, we will be hosting the Miss Yasogami Pageant, with actual beauties this time!
Your reward is a position as an honorary judge in that pageant!

So that's what Teddie was after. He did this weird dance that will haunt my nightmares to celebrate.



A-An honorary judge…? That's one lame prize for what you gotta go through…
Not everyone can get that excited over a judge position.
Seeing him so happy kind of makes me happy too…
Yeah, he's like over the top innocent.
MC: Well then, Ms. Teddie, how does it feel to have won the pageant and become a judge?
Hmhmhm… The long-awaited day has finally come!
I decree that one of the judging criteria later this afternoon will be…
Tadaaaaa! A swimsuit competition!
Wh-Wh-What the hell!? Over my dead body!
Aww, I didn't bring a swimsuit!
That bear needs to be disappeared…
Well, I doubt he has the authority to declare that unilaterally…
*chuckle * This is great! I love the direction this is going!

I have no idea what transpired while they were getting ready for the real pageant but it sounded like things were… heated.

Elsewhere…

VIDEO- "The Real Deal"

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What is she, the rival woman on a soap opera…? Wait, is Kashiwagi serious about winning this?
Female Student: Mr. Teddie dropped this off.
He said that they're swimsuits…
Hey! We don't need them!
*chuckle * Heeheeahahahahaaaaahahaha! My mature charms will win the day!
I brought my own swimsuit, of course.
I brought my own too.
Wh-What's with these people…?
Hey, l-let's not do this…
What's that? Getting cold feet? Wise of you to back out of a fight you can't win.
You call yourself an idol… But you're just jailbait with no brains, no guts, and especially no figure.
What…!?
There's no way their type would be crowned Miss Inaba. Why not just let them back out?
Oh, and I suppose you think you're gonna take the crown!? You little… snoring pig!
Snoring? What're you talking about? Your face is as foul as your mouth, and your brain's rotten to boot.
We went through hell because of you…
Th-That's it! Now I'm pissed!



Let this be a warning to the others, too.
You're going to lose. Now's your last chance to run away.
R-Run away? Why the hell would we run from someone like you!?
Well… We did kinda run away last time…
That's what I'm saying! We gotta stand our ground and get our revenge for that!
How can we cower and hide when they're picking a fight!?
Y-Yeah…
Right, Rise-chan? Naoto-kun!? We wont' run from this, right!?
Huh…!? Me too!?
Why are you letting yourself be so easily provoked!?
Th-Th-Th-There's no way!
Absolutely. No. Way. That I'm wearing a swimsuit!
You're not goin' anywhere…!

At least it wasn't us this time. The pageant started out with Kashiwagi and Hanako, who are both terrible people. It then proceeded with an introductory round.



MC: The judging continues! Can you hear the crowd going wild!?
Now, for our next contestant, Ms. Chie Satonaka of the second-year's Class 2! Come on out, Chie!
H-Hi, I'm Chie Satonaka.
MC: Tell us a little bit about yourself!
U-Um, I'm kind of shy and reserved… And my favorite food is… pudding.
That liar… It's steak.
MC: Thank you very much!
Up next, another contestant from Class 2, Ms. Yukiko Amagi!
H-Hello, my name is Yukiko Amagi.
Um, my family runs the Amagi Inn.
If you ever find yourself in the area, please give us a visit.
Our hot springs are open to the public year-round, so whenever you're in the mood to enjoy them, please drop by…
MC: Alright, that'll do nicely!
Next up, a very familiar face-from the first-year Class 2, Ms. Rise Kujikawa!
Hi-hi! My name's Rise Kujikawa!
I haven't been in town very long, but it's a great place and I'm 100% thrilled to be here!
So sorry that I'm not working as an idol right now! Risette's gonna do her best, so I hope you'll all cheer for me!
MC: The real Risette ladies and gentlemen, in the flesh! Thank you very much!
Next is the mysterious transfer student of the first-year's Class 1, Ms. Naoto Shirogane!
Hey, Kanji… Here she comes…
Hey, shhh! Pipe down!

Naoto was clearly pretty uncomfortable to be up there, which she didn't really need to be.



It's hard to believe I'm up on stage at a pageant like this…
This is beyond my wildest imaginings… I-I really don't know what to say…
…C-Can I step back now…?
Wh-Whoa…
MC: And with that, all six uniquely beautiful contestants are on stage!
Now, let's have our special judge, Mr. Teddie, ask them some questions.
Ehem. I am Teddie, the honorary judge for this pageant.
Please keep in mind that if you anger me, you will be at a disadvantage…
Well, Ms. Chie. Do you have a boyfriend?
Wha--!? T-Teddie, you…!
Ms. Yukiko, have you ever smooched anyone before?
Huh…!? S-Stop it!
Ms. Naoto, where are you ticklish?
I-I beg your pardon?
Can I say at your house next time, Rise-chan?
What kind of a question if that…?
MC: A-Anyways, I have a surprise announcement for you all!

It seemed that Kashiwagi had taken Teddie's suggestion.



MC: And it's all thanks to Mr. Teddie here!
We'll take a brief break while our contestants put on their swimsuits and be back in just a few moments!

Teddie must have taken advantage of all those notes with the girls' measurments.



Oooooooh.
You sound like a dirty old man…
Chie-senpai is cute, though…
I-I'm sorry…
Sorry for what? This is great!
Wow, Yukiko-senpai… She's exactly how I imagined she'd be…
Yoohoo, heeere's Risette!
Whoa, this isn't fair! An idol has that glow to her that other girls don't have!
Really?

Nobody should have been surprised by what failed to happen next.



MC: Ms. Naoto?
She's not coming out…
Well, sad news, everyone, but Ms. Naoto won't be coming out for this portion.
Fine by me! The fewer rivals I have to crush, the better.
Oh well, I had a feeling that would happen…
Too bad, Kanji.
Huh? No, um… well, yeah…
But don't you think it was brave of her to at least show up in the first round?
Yeah, you're right.
Well, it's about time we voted… Who're you going for?

I'd feel bad if nobody voted for Naoto, she did try really hard even though it was making her incredibly uncomfortable.



Huh? Is that allowed?
MC: Thanks for waiting, everyone. The results are in!
Looking at the way the vote went…
You guys out in the audience had a hard time picking a favorite!
Lots of different opinions, with every one of our contestants having their own enthusiastic supporters!
On the other hand, it looks like you girls were all thinking the same thing! And so there's a clear winner…
Grand prize goes to…!

I didn't really see this coming.



MC: Her androgynous charm seems to have won most of the girls' hearts.
We'd like to present Ms. Naoto with her award now, but…
It looks like she stepped outside.
She won even though she dropped out of the last part…
Ahaha, that's pretty funny.
Man, losing to Naoto… Well, I guess I didn't appeal to the girls that much. Oh well!
I think it's enough that we beat those hands down, Senpai!
Grr… I… How could I lose a beauty pageant…!?
Ms. Kashiwagi… I… I can't believe this…!
Neither can I! Oh, Hanako!
M-Ms. Kashiwagiii!

We all got together after the pageant, we even managed to track Naoto down.

VIDEO- "After"

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Ah, good thing we found you.
I've got to make a business trip to the prefectural office, and I won't be back until tomorrow.
Shame it had to fall during your school's Culture Festival. Nanako and I were both looking forward to it…
Sorry to dump this on you, but could you show Nanako around?
Would you like to walk around with us, Nanako-chan?
Can I?
Thanks. Then I'm gonna get going.
Have a safe trip.
Yeah. You have fun too, Nanako.
Okay, dad!
Hey Nanako-chan, why don't you come over and stay at my place tonight?
Huh? Huh? Huh? What did you just say, Yuki-chan!?
Oooh, a celebration at your inn!?
Is that okay with you!?

And it seemed like we were going to finally get something out of all this horror.



Hell yeah! I'm down!
Can I boil in the hot springs!?
Oh, I should call my Grampa and let him know! It's just one night, right?
C'mon, it'll be fun. Everyone will be there.
Can I…?
It's up to you, Nanako.
Let's go! I wanna spend the night!
Wheeee! Hot springs! Yukata! Flushed skins!
Are you sure its' okay…? I mean, isn't it still the busy season?
We've had fewer visitors this year… There are some open rooms, too.
Oh, okay… Might as well, then!
Man, when was the last time I stayed at Yukiko's place?

We had a very nice room. We should have thought about that more.

VIDEO- "WHY"

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Aww… We're in different rooms…
Well… Duh.
It's one thing if they were next door, but they're so far away…
Yukiko said there weren't that many open rooms, so they're up on another floor.
First thing they're gonna do is take Nanako-chan to the hot springs.
I-Is it one of those "girls and guys together" springs!?
I don't wanna take more'n one bath if I don't have to. Why don't we take a dip before we hit the sack?
Yeah.
By the way... 'sup with this room?
It looks pretty expensive…
Oh, you thought so too? Normally a room like this wouldn't be open during the busy season…
I was trying not to think about it, but… You don't think something happened here, do you?
Senpai…? What're you all… quite about?
Now that you mention it-

We all jumped suddenly at a loud noise.



G-Geez, that freaked me out! Y-You answer it, Kanji!
Wh-What're you freaking out for…?
> Kanji's hands are shaking…
Hello?
Oh, I see! Cool, thanks!
That was the front desk.
Said the hot springs should be pretty empty right now.
Wow, Amagi Inn, great service… I broke out in a cold sweat…
Well, c'mon then, let's go wash it off.
I can't wait to take a bath with everyone.
We'll all face the same way and wash each other's backs, and we're gonna sing songs while looking at Mr. Fuji, right?
That's a bath house.
Man, everything on this side is so fun.
It's all thanks to you for bringing people over to my side.
Thank you, Sensei…
> Teddie is gazing at you in gratitude…

I was starting to think maybe this day was going to end on a high note.



C'mooon! The elevator's here!

Elsewhere…



Huh? Oh, o-okay…
Wow, Naoto, your skin looks so soft. Can I touch? Can I touch?
Huh? U-Um…
Wow, it really is smooth.
You're so lucky. You have such fair skin and silky hair…
No unneeded body fat, either.
Eek! H-Hey, where are you touching…?
Ahem, N-Nanako-chan!
Um… A-Are you okay with staying over at someone else's place like this? Aren't you scared?
No, it's lots of fun!
At home, I'm always alone until big bro comes back.



But I'm good at staying home alone.
I always do what my dad tells me, like not opening the door for strangers.
Wow! I bet he's so proud of you!
Hey, Nanako-chan. Do you want to swim around?
Can I!?
I've been swimming here since I was young.
Do you still do it?
Huh? Umm…
…Why are you hesitating?
C'mon, let's race to the other side! Whoever loses owes everyone a fruit milk!
I want lemon soda.
Uh, wh-what!? Me too!?
Check out my dead man's float.
Wow, you're good!

Yeah but there's no happy endings for us in this world. We surely must pay forever for Yosuke's sins.



Ow! What the-HUH!?
Y-Y-You guys!?
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are you guys here!?
Th-That's my line!
> This is the worst possible situation! As the leader, you have to…

No point trying to press the issue here.



> You gave the order to retreat!
Retreeeeat!
It's an honest mistake!
We're not gonna forget this!
We'll have to punish them later…
Wow, you got 'em good!
My aim's pretty deadly, huh?
I wonder if they caught a glimpse…
Oh… It's actually the guys' turn to use the springs now.
I got the times mixed up… Ahahahaha!
Are you serious…?
Crap, I think we went too far with them…
Er… What should we do?
Oh, it'll be fine as long as we keep quiet about it! This'll just be between us girls!
Do you want to race again, Nanako-chan?

We thought things had reached their lowest possible point.



I checked again, and sure enough, the hot spring's supposed to be for men at that hour…
They're so evil… Evil, I tell you… *sob *
I dunno why, but my head's all bumpy…
Those're lumps from the pails whacking you in the head. You got lumps, man. Ahaha…ha…
*sigh *
Hey… guys…?
Did you, uh… see anything?
No…
None whatsoever…
Dammit… I lead a cursed life…
Let's just go to bed…
…Hold it, Senpai.
Do you… hear something?

Sure enough there was some kind of goddamn ghastly wailing. I really don't need shit like this. Oh and I also remembered where I'd seen this fucking room before.



I-I heard it too…!
D-Don't tell me… Is there one here…?
"One here"? O-One what…? Dude, what are you talking about? Haha…
This room… It's the one that announcer was staying in before she died! My mom was talking about it!
Oh God, you said it!
I was trying to block it out, and you had to go and say it!
S-So that's why there's talismans here… Yukiko… That witch tempted us here knowing full well…!
Dammit! First the hot spring, now this! We've been completely suckered!
Ohhhh crap…
There's no way I'm sleeping through this!
I've made up my mind! I'm going to Yuki-chan's room!
I can't sleep soundly unless I'm watching everyone's sleeping faces as I drift off.
Wha-sleeping faces!? Are you gonna sneak into their room!? You can't be…
Hey, what should we do…?

Clearly we needed to NOT DO what Teddie was suggesting because god damn has nothing good come from Teddie or Yosuke in the last few days.



Then we'll have to spend the night here…
N-No way… I can't! I won't!
Alrighty! It'll be a surprise awakening for them!
> It turns out you're going to be sneaking into the girls' room…

I don't even know where that crazy son of a bitch keeps that bear suit but damned if he didn't change into it.



It's a surprise awakening… no, a surprise break-in… This is Teddie, reporting in!
When did you put that on…?
I feel awkward without it… so I alwaaaays bring it…
Stop talking like that!
Oh, check it out, a hairbrush. And it's got long strands of hair on it…!
You're really into this, aren't you…?
Damn straight. It's time I got revenge for the campout…!
Hey, good point! Alright, I'll get my revenge too…!
A-A toothbrush!
Holy crap… My heart's pounding…
But what about Nanako-chan…?
Don't worry! Nanako-chan is a magnanimous girl!
W-Well, that's true…
But try not to wake her up. He's not part of our revenge scheme.

I began to perceive an even deeper issue with what was going on here, so I let Teddie and Kanji take the lead on this one.



'Scuse me…
Yuki-chan, I'm scared of the ghosts!
A-Alright… I can do this too… T-Time to prove I'm a man!
Ch-Chie-senpai, be gentle!
Huh? One, two… Wh-Where's the rest of the futons…?

I now fear neither death nor hell, because I've seen what men were not meant to see.



Sheesh…
Oh my! So that's how you guys are?
Awww! You should've said so!
Hmmmm… Such naughty boys!
A-A-Aaaaaaaaagh! Begoooooone!
Holy crap! D-D-Don't touch me!
We were crying our poor eyes out until now, you know? We thought there were no men who appreciated our beauty…
Alright, boys… I'm all yours. And not a word about this to anyone!
C'mere, tiger!
> You've seen things no student should see…
> …You decide to give up and go back to your room to sleep.

Hell with all this, I'm living life to its fullest from this moment on.

Elsewhere…



I love love LOVE being able to take a bath any time I want!
How's Nanako-chan?
Fast asleep.
Hey, did you know Ms. Kashiwagi and Hanako-san were staying in the room next to ours?
Those two seem to get along really well… I'm surprised.
They come and stay here now and again.
Usually they come to cry when something breaks their hearts…
Huh. I guess they were really devastated from losing to Naoto-kun.
P-Please don't bring that up again…
Well, they do make a good team.
> The night at the Amagi Inn passes by…

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